So I had sex with a Clingy Fat Chick. VOL HELP ME

[whyhellothere]

Did she die?
Would have smashed *shrug*

She did die

r.i.p |I

 

[dogma2010]

How much does she weigh. It sounds like you didn't even enjoy yourself and you're gonna keep her around. Usually guys do that because she has some out of this world talent but looks like someone said you were a virgin so eh. You're in college and sounds like this one can eat so you should probably tell her let's stick to eating salad champ. You look like you've had enough to eat already

 

[sunshineblotters]

lol. At least you can step up your pipe game with this broad. How big is she?

idk how people can talk to their parents about their sex lives. That will never happen between me and my dad. I wasn't allowed to date in HS now all of a sudden he wants me to talk to him about dating someone?

 

[tlrdx91]

Not trying to blow up spots, but just a month ago OP was a virgin.





Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...

OP, like I said earlier, salvage this unfortunate situation--as you see it--and make something positive out of it.

Think, you could use her to perfect your noob-level stroke game before moving on to greener pastures and worthier game.

Don't miss or mess up this opportunity.

...

You prob lost your V-card to her, don't deny it. You murked yourself on this one OP.

 

[AEA18]

Not trying to blow up spots, but just a month ago OP was a virgin.


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Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...


OP, like I said earlier, salvage this unfortunate situation--as you see it--and make something positive out of it.


Think, you could use her to perfect your noob-level stroke game before moving on to greener pastures and worthier game.


Don't miss or mess up this opportunity.







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You prob lost your V-card to her, don't deny it. You murked yourself on this one OP.

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[crystalmethod]

All lulz

 

[tr1ll]

BRB

You stupid.

 

[thegreatone]

hope that you get her pregnant, then divorce her.

 

[majik214]

Brb getting lasik eye surgery can't see pics

 

[gaseousfashion]

Not trying to blow up spots, but just a month ago OP was a virgin.


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Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...

OP, like I said earlier, salvage this unfortunate situation--as you see it--and make something positive out of it.

Think, you could use her to perfect your noob-level stroke game before moving on to greener pastures and worthier game.

Don't miss or mess up this opportunity.






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[luckyp824]

Does this clingy chick go to Berkeley and send you selfies of her looking preppy? 

 

[illicit305]

Does this clingy chick go to Berkeley and send you selfies of her looking preppy? 

cant eem breef

 

[andee]

Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...

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I'M WEAK

 

[club]

BRB

oh my lord 

the goofiness is TOO DAMN HIGH!

 

[gatzbygordon]

 

[Master Zik]

Do what your dad said. What you asking us for?

Post pics.

 

[alchemist iq]

Son dead seriously setup a Genius bar appt.

 

[trickster360cj]

BRB

Best execution ever

 

[ootherocoo]

BRB

Best execution ever

LAWD!!

 

[tero]

Sorry yall No pics otherwise I would provide. I dont even know this chicks last name otherwise I would facebook her. My finger smells like Curry Goat.
He also said to give her a card with a Rose to be extra nice about it. Said treat the bad ones good and she will tell the good ones your great.

your dad is brilliant yo thats some :x advice. damn i wish i woulda known in my college years.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

The laughs in this thread..

 

[kspar]

BRB

Best execution ever

LAWD!!

 

[sir charles]

Dat 4 day bump for nothing

Anyway, OP we needs updates

 

[corndogmcgee]

6 pages and no pics : |

*waits for next months "I smashed this broad, HALP" ducktale thread*

 

[guttagetsbusy]

BRB

Best execution ever

LAWD!!

Bruh I deadass just burst out laughing at work