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Reckless.
So NT, I Just Ran The Red Light Vol. Missionary On Her Menstrual SMH
Reckless.
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When the P is vacuum tight...these things happen.Originally Posted by awwsome
Originally Posted by J23S
How about a girl slicing the tip
Worst feeling ever, felt like I was gonna die
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Its stories like these that make me shake my head
in disgust. I just can't rock with it.
I'd drive in mud before I run a red light.
Hopefully this doesn't happen to me tomorrow. I'll be sure to send her on her way after some knowledge.
Pics of the girl?
I'd drive in mud before I run a red light.
Hopefully this doesn't happen to me tomorrow. I'll be sure to send her on her way after some knowledge.
Pics of the girl?
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Have you ever smashed?
Funny story involving this though. I once smashed a shorty in a church basement in the middle of service. Ended up getting blood on my dress shirt. Had to tellpeople (including my parents, grandparents, etc.) that I had cut my stomach playing football the day before and it opened back up. I felt like an idiot
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Damn son i just peeped the sheets
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Everybodys says that. then everybody does it eventually. It took me sitting down with two older married guys at work one day. We're justdiscussing our %$#$, you know. And Ed's like, "Dude.. that's what towels are for. You think I give a %$#$?". And I thought about it for asecond... and realized I didn't, not with her.Originally Posted by Master Zik
Its stories like these that make me shake my headin disgust. I just can't rock with it.
I'd drive in mud before I run a red light.
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just remembered...went in on the ex on the floor of my last apartment...it got on the carpet..dumb chick grabs the cleansing spray (WHICH CONTAINED BLEACH) andsprays it all over. i ended up having a psychadelic red/offwhite/yellow swirl on the carpet. just covered it with a rug, though.
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$%*! was excellent my g.Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219
Well, I knew what week it was but she was begging. Back shots.. I let her catch a ride too. Shorty ain't know how to act all of a sudden. #%!!%!+ go NUTS for the shaft round bleeding time. It's the hormones and all that activity going on. I swear shorty was in heat or something. the !%+! was ferociousOriginally Posted by daemacho
Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219
I doooooooo! That %+@+ feels great that's how. I read his description and cringed cuz I know the feeling. It's horribly awesome. Fam ain't even wanna knowdamn, do yall stay in one position and not look?? idk i guess im a visual guy... i like to watch myself... so if shorty was on thats something i wouldnt miss..
The passion, the passion.
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Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
Almost every dude is guilty of this...
false...
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Passion? Fam, I got assaulted like a %+@**@% cashew. Crime of passion, maybe. Either way.. I can'tsay I have any regrets, depending on the results of this HIV test that is (kidding)..Originally Posted by awwsome
$%*! was excellent my g.Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219
Well, I knew what week it was but she was begging. Back shots.. I let her catch a ride too. Shorty ain't know how to act all of a sudden. #%!!%!+ go NUTS for the shaft round bleeding time. It's the hormones and all that activity going on. I swear shorty was in heat or something. the !%+! was ferociousOriginally Posted by daemacho
Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219
I doooooooo! That %+@+ feels great that's how. I read his description and cringed cuz I know the feeling. It's horribly awesome. Fam ain't even wanna knowdamn, do yall stay in one position and not look?? idk i guess im a visual guy... i like to watch myself... so if shorty was on thats something i wouldnt miss..
The passion, the passion.
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Any of ya'll ever crossed on yellow though? I don't condone
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While she's urinating?Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219
Any of ya'll ever crossed on yellow though? I don't condone
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Originally Posted by LarryIndiana219
Any of ya'll ever crossed on yellow though? I don't condone
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Originally Posted by AME416
Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
Almost every dude is guilty of this...
false...
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why were you smashing with your shirt on?
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Why it gotta be a black thing, cuz I'm black and often smash with my shirt on? Wait, never mind.
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Yeah, I prefer keepin the beater on for some reason.
On a side note, they be drippin wet when it's around that time.
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Well for me the tee is necessary cause after hitting it from the back, pulling out and skeeting on the buttcheeks I can wipe it right then and there.
I rather wash a few tees than my whole damn sheet set.
I rather wash a few tees than my whole damn sheet set.
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pics?
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Originally Posted by awwsome
Stop frontin...you dropped a buffalo wing on ya tee and got to thinkin
i keed.
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Don't understand why she didn't just tell you, it's not that big of a deal
Every female I know is always hornier when it's that time of the month
What is the yellow light though??
Every female I know is always hornier when it's that time of the month
What is the yellow light though??
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i ate the box of a girl who was menstruating. figured out right around the time the blood started flowing. real ++%$*+ up.
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