Star Wars Universe Thread: May The 4th Be With You

[Master Zik]

If we have to bring up the Ewoks movie as the bottom outlier to defend TLJ from being the worst SW movie ever, the discussion’s over

Not even Prequel defenders ever got this desperate.

Only a matter of time before they start using the Holiday Special too

 

[Barbados Slim]

Honestly haven't been in this thread since the Solo trailer premiere. I know some of yall hated TLJ but damn....worst of all time?

 

[Master Zik]

The visuals are too good for me to agree with that and I'm notoriously a substance over style person when it comes to movies.

 

[wuchi01]

 

[ARK]

Yes, Anakin faced the only real threat he saw in 3 films and got destroyed.

Again, the scene before that he loves and respected Obi Wan as they say good bye. Their next scene he wants to kill him.

Next. Scene. Do you even grasp how terrible that is?

Not really because it wasn't just the next scene. There were several other scenes between them. Several events that turned the tide.

 

[ARK]

The Luke Portrayl
Yoda/Luke convo
The bombing run
The lightspeed crash scene
The red salt planet
The At-At's firing on Luke
Luke/Kylo scene
Rey/Kylo discussions (each trying to pull the other their direction)
Phasma/Finn battle

Bad stuff was the Casino, ship gas on E, and Luke milking. Some people hated Leia's Mary Poppins, I thought it was fine, showed her true power in the force, as it should.

You forgot Rose kissing Finn scene. That was good.

 

[CP1708]

Not really because it wasn't just the next scene. There were several other scenes between them. Several events that turned the tide.

Bro, the next scene between them. Not the next literal scene.

 

[Master Zik]

You forgot Rose kissing Finn scene. That was good.

 

[ARK]

Bro, the next scene between them. Not the next literal scene.

Hey, when you have the power of the dark side running through your veins you say irrational things.

 

[ARK]

The Luke Portrayl
Yoda/Luke convo
The bombing run
The lightspeed crash scene
The red salt planet
The At-At's firing on Luke
Luke/Kylo scene
Rey/Kylo discussions (each trying to pull the other their direction)
Phasma/Finn battle

Bad stuff was the Casino, ship gas on E, and Luke milking. Some people hated Leia's Mary Poppins, I thought it was fine, showed her true power in the force, as it should.

What about the lightsaber toss?
What about the Just For Men Beard commercial?
What about the shoulder brush?

Dude it was one bad scene after another.

 

[buschfan04]

Hey, when you have the power of the dark side running through your veins you say irrational things.

agreed. He act like people aint never said I love you then I hate you 5mins later. What he don’t have family reunions or something

 

[ARK]

agreed. He act like people aint never said I love you then I hate you 5mins later. What he don’t have family reunions or something

And technically in timelines he said I love you on Sunday Morning. Then we had a full Coruscant day until little Annie went ballistic on the Jedi Temple that night. By the time he left Coruscant to the planet where the lava flows it was a couple days. Space travel doesn’t just happen overnight.

C CP1708 don’t forget Anakin also chopped off Windu’s hands. Add that to his tally.

 

[danger style]

You forgot Rose kissing Finn scene. That was good.

@noblekane

 

[CP1708]

Anakin cutting off Mace's hand (when Mace was focusing on Palpatine and thought Anakin was on his side) is NOT a win for Anakin.

Jesus Christ.

 

[...So]

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[blakep267]

There's NO WAY TLJ is worse than the Phantom Menace, or Attack of the Clones. NO. WAY.

You a bold face mother ****in liar if you try to argue that.

Idk about worse but it was less interesting. I really didn’t care about anything in the last Jedi. Finn and rose stupid adventure, meh. Rey and Luke’s stupid storyline meh. At least phantom menace had Qui Gonn and Darth maul

My only real issue with AOTC and ROTS is that Hayden can’t act and it severely hampers the films. But aside from him I can say l liked the films for what they were

 

[IATT]

 

[ARK]

There's NO WAY TLJ is worse than the Phantom Menace, or Attack of the Clones. NO. WAY.

You a bold face mother ****in liar if you try to argue that.

It was worse.

 

[lamekilla]

Anakin cutting off Mace's hand (when Mace was focusing on Palpatine and thought Anakin was on his side) is NOT a win for Anakin.

Jesus Christ.

How is that not a win for Anakin when it’s a key moment in him becoming the most feared sith in the galaxy, something you wanted fleshed out for you in the prequels

 

[CP1708]

How is that not a win for Anakin when it’s a key moment in him becoming the most feared sith in the galaxy, something you wanted fleshed out for you in the prequels

Yeah, now we've reached trolling levels. You keep that.

Off early tomorrow for the usual meet up. Excited to read all the pre-written reviews.

 

[noskey]

Honestly haven't been in this thread since the Solo trailer premiere. I know some of yall hated TLJ but damn....worst of all time?

This is NT. People overreact and act contrarian just cause it's the cool thing to do. Or something. TLJ is in no way worse than Episodes 1 or 2, and maybe equal to 3 (although I didn't like 3).
I understand there's never consensus and some people will dislike a movie for their own reasons, but whiplash reactions like "WoRsT mOvIe Of aLl TiMe" are just overreactions.

 

[tay1]

Forgot this joint was coming out so soon. Folks didn't seem to excited to see it

 

[buschfan04]

We know you if it’s not a prequel it’s the best movie of all time.

 

[CP1708]

We know you if it’s not a prequel it’s the best movie of all time.

Yet, I haven't said that.

I don't praise TFA as the best. I liked it tho. I like TLJ as well. But Empire and Rogue One are the two best. Easily.

And I like Sith. It was solid compared to the first two. Very solid. But it should have been the middle movie. To be a Jedi hero for an hour and a half in the THIRD film, and be the bad guy, suddenly, for 45 minutes was terrible. Unacceptably terrible. But for where we started, to how we closed, it was a very good conclusion.

 

[buschfan04]

I'm still shocked that CP doesn't think Anakin beating Dooku straight up is not anything special. For a person who thinks he knows Star Wars is sad. He would get kicked out off conventions in a heartbeat. They would lock the doors. Dooku would wash Kylo Ren in a second.