I JUST now woke up from a dream where i walked into a Gold Gym trying to apply for a membership.
But all the lights were off except dim neon lights and they were giving out free glow sticks.
i hate glow on the dark items so i grabbed one.
i had two options: to the left was a large planetary sized woman at the register
to my right: a petite serious lookin asian wearing a tank top. her left bobbie was just chillin outside of one of the straps. i started to alert her cuz her nipple was very sharp and could possibly be a hazard but i decided against it.
i have no plans to go to space so i avoided the super large Jupiter sized chick and asked the small cute asian lady for the cheapest gym membership. i felt embarrassed cuz asking fir the price of things usually means i cant afford anything at all. She asked me if i had been quarantining and i told her yes and then she told me the memberships range from $350 a month to $1000 a month.
i was so confused. and so poor. then either i started to get aller or the asian lady started to shrink. she told me that DARLA was lookin for me. I dont know anybody named DARLA. She tells me its a govt agency and theyre lookin for me. I looked around the large dim neon lit room and saw many poles. and many women dancing. alot if aerobic excersing going on. But i knew i couldnt afford a membership to this gym.
After waking up i decided 4 things: Avoid all women named Darla. Get more money. Golds Gym may not be a bad idea. Go to a strip club.