joepac12
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Current chick has to get specially made bras. Ima breast man for sure. She fluctuates from 36dd to 36 e. Joepac approves
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Praying that my class that starts next week has the yambs.....
fontaine
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About to put my finger in her butt. 
About to put my finger in her butt.
Make sure u cut dem fingernails bruh... or else u gon' have doo doo in dem!
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About to put my finger in her butt.
Did this recently and had her shaking for a good 2 minutes, telling me not to move. It was a great feeling making her shake like that.
joepac12
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What happen trip
I text and talk to this chick damn near the whole day I'm at work... We're moving our location so I didn't reply to her for a few hours and she gets pissed.
It's always the quiet, one word answer treatment, then gotta take 20 mins to figure what you're mad about
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Someone drop them light funny reconcile text openers from no contact with a girl in a few months....in my PM box
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fontaine
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Ya I did mine spur of the moment. Wasn't sure if she'll like it but she did. I think it helped that we were pretty tipsy also.
And yes we both showered before I did it
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Damn, you must love her. It's gotta be one of those alcohol fueled anything goes intense nights.
fontaine
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nah... This was a jump...
Myself and the main will get drunk and have sex for homecoming...
.its at the end of October. I'll try it then..
I just wanted to try on a jump first.
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Oh ok. I have no fear with jumps, what she gon do, leave?
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I'm mad Yambily
I was watching Mindy Project with my gf (tbh it has its moments of lulz). And the episode was focused on PIIHB. So my girl jokingly at first says so was it really an accident when I "missed" a few times and it was only an accident once, the rest were trying my luck. It was only 2-3 times but it really ticked her off. Now she saying how her opinion and what she wants dont matter cuz she never wanted to do it at all.
I'm not a booty goon NT..I just wanted to try it.
I was watching Mindy Project with my gf (tbh it has its moments of lulz). And the episode was focused on PIIHB. So my girl jokingly at first says so was it really an accident when I "missed" a few times and it was only an accident once, the rest were trying my luck. It was only 2-3 times but it really ticked her off. Now she saying how her opinion and what she wants dont matter cuz she never wanted to do it at all.
I'm not a booty goon NT..I just wanted to try it.
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This damn woman gets mad over the smallest ****, man
All women bruh
Last Saturday my chick got mad that I didn't text her good morning when I got up and instead posted about college football on Facebook - It was like 7AM.
She later admitted she was 100% wrong
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So I go the social security administration office today and come to find out that the location had moved. I hop out the car to get the information of the new location. This older chick rolls up and asks to use my phone since hers was dead. When she was through I ask her for her number, and since the location moved, I ask her if monday would be able to take me with her to new location she said yea. She seemed like she was down, how should I play this? I feel like hittin her up tonite.
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juangotti
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Use her for her social security check
dh1water
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Never met a girl who didn't like a thumb in their butt while getting from behind and I never want to.
fontaine
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Huh? You need to test out putting a finger in a girl's butt before doing it on your 'main?' Your 'main' a LDR or something? I'm confused why you gotta wait until the end of October...
I rarely drink...
So at the end of October, its homecoming, and I'm drinking then.
In regards to trying something, who wants to be inexperienced at anything with a chick they really care about?
I don't want to do it wrong so I wanted to practice on a jump.
I'm not trying to poke too hard, too soft, wrong finger, etc.
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So what figure did you use?
dh1water
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Oh okay I see on the drinking front, makes sense. But son you can't be talking about really caring about a girl and in the same sentence talking about putting your fingers in the butts of jumps
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All a finger in the butt does is make me want to put the whole thing
fontaine
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how can't I?Oh okay I see on the drinking front, makes sense. But son you can't be talking about really caring about a girl and in the same sentence talking about putting your fingers in the butts of jumps
I care about one chick.. But I have jumps.
I want to please the chick I care about...
I want to use the jumps as trial run...
Not sure how that doesn't make sense.
But I'm going to try it with another jump... The first one doesn't really get too wet... But this second one is waterfalls...
So I'm going to have some loob.
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