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What chicks be claiming that virgin role
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Exactly. My personal favorite is east coast girls but we don't have many here. They also keep it 100 and rock TimsI love them hood boogers because they keep it 100. Not like these fake chicks that try to act like they are Mary the virgin.
Is LVN some type of nurse?
how important is it texting a chick the day after a date?
So i deleted my old tinder, made a new one after seeing what somebody said about tinder algorithm a few pages back. I swiped maybe 50 times all 7s and up, so far i got 5 matches one of them 5'10 model broad already told me she can shake it for a real n i g after i told her i only like tall girls if they have a mass.
i used the same pic as my old profile and i added a description "So, this is where i type my intricate plot to get all of you to like me?...beside being 6'4 and well cultured i have none"
*Update as i was writting this, got 2 more matches and they all Howard chicks, DMV for the win/.
Mann you gonna make us wait for tomorrow for updatesFlourished tonight. Best date I've ever been on. Low key sprung. Gonna give the update in the morning.
Real quick though USA you're right. This chick has her ish together. She invited me inside her place and it was a "smart home" really big brand new two story home. It blew my mind because my apartment is pretty nice and this dumps on it. I was jelly. Location wasnt that great though. Definitely a gentrifying area. SE DC.
Man, tinder has always been awful for me. Even when I had close to 500 matches, I had only hung out with less than 10 of them.Dudes flourishing
But yo these NY/CT females on tinder Wack b. I ain't flourshing out here with so many matches . Chick says she's being flustered with messages from dudes on how they want her to reply asap, I then proceed to say I'm not on that clingy tip I keep things open basically, ask her a little about herself. Proceeds to unmatch me. dF?
Ok so I picked Sunday up from her friends place who she was playing tennis with at 8:30. I see her walk from across the street over to my car and her body is on point. Perfect amount of meat with nice tiddies and ***. But the thighs... god damn those thighs We drive to Gtown and on the way. Was playing Dom Kennedy yellow album when she got into the car and she said I already get points for that. Asked her who else she liked and played more songs and she loved every one of them, singing along and ish. I knew we'd have similar taste in music because she told me she just went to the Yeezy Season 2 showing earlier in the day and she was wearing a Yeezus shirt in one of her tinder pics.
So we get to Gtown and I take her to this little cafe that has really good bubble tea and we walk down to the waterfront. Went and sat by the water just watching airplanes, boats, ducks and talking getting to know eachother. Our personalities and interests were a perfect match. We are sitting next to eachother touching the whole time. Like our legs just glued together side by side and constantly touching eachother with our hands. She was the nicest, most polite, well mannered girl I've ever encountered.
After an hour or so I look at the time and tell her we should head back since I gotta be up early. When we get back to my car I opened and closed the passenger door for her. Then, I walk around the front of my car and see her reaching over, then my door pops up slightly before I could get to it. Made me so happy man all I could think about was the door test from Bronx Tale. I knew I was money at this point.
Got a little lost for a minute trying to get back to her place. Was distracted with music and another one. So I gave her my old iPhone 4 which is pretty packed with music and tell her play whatever she wants so I can focus. She is freaking out going through it and told me she was going to steal it because it has so much good music. Every song she played was legit. We were having a great time together.
So I told you about how nice her place was already last night. But she invited me in to show me the house and her room plus I had to use her bathroom. She left her purse in my car though. So I planned to make my move when we went back out to my car. I didn't wanna be too aggressive and make a move when she was showing me her house and bedroom. So after she grabs her purse we're talking a little outside my car and I grab her waist and pull her in to kiss her. She gave me the cheek and pulled back slightly, looked at me and with a smile said, "is that where this is going already?" I said yeah and went into kiss her again and she was with it. Made out for a few minutes and then she tells me, "I know your schedule is crazy right now but I really wanna see you again. I had high expectations of you even before meeting but you've exceeded them."
Told me to text her when I got home so I did (around 11:30) and told her thanks for not stealing my iPhone 4 and I had a great time. She said, "Ha. You're welcome.I had a ton of fun. I'm really looking forward to round two. Adventure time! Be my jake?" I have never seen that cartoon so I was like huh? And she told me it's a cartoon and we'll be watching it together soon.
Gonna try to chill with her again Sunday.
Dudes flourishing
But yo these NY/CT females on tinder Wack b. I ain't flourshing out here with so many matches . Chick says she's being flustered with messages from dudes on how they want her to reply asap, I then proceed to say I'm not on that clingy tip I keep things open basically, ask her a little about herself. Proceeds to unmatch me. dF?
I think I'm cursed b.
Hennessy might be on his way to retirement