TAY: thread about yambs...

[jayhood23]

Yea Thunder just holla at me

 

[41239]

Those BBW yambs are gushiest of the gushy.

The matures are the nastiest of em all though. No inhibitions whatsoever

You haven't experienced wet til you've had a squirtle though

had 2,

srs question, are black chicks more likely to blastoise?

Ok, this needs to stop, race has absolutely no bearing on a girls freakiness, you can say what visually turns you on about a chick, but Hispanic girls are not the craziest, whites are not most giving, asians are not the most submissive, and blacks are not the wettest, someone's INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCES with a very select few members of any race is not basis enough to generalize all people with the same melanin content, how wet the box gets is solely based on how much she is into you

 

[ricky409]

famb... got these yambs the other day...

sweetheart let me HAVE IT...

true story... this was some top ranking yambs in my life... did the splits and was bouncin on the D...

i'm like :x :x

so much talent...

 

[nawghtyhare]

the oldest I hit is 50

me too and damn she was a freak she let me stick it in her but.......scratch that she demanded i do it

 

[champcruthik]

I thought 35 was pushing it, you guys going ham posting Ellen Barkin-type numbers. 50-plus. I probably would in the right situation with the right woman.

 

[jayhood23]

Those BBW yambs are gushiest of the gushy.

The matures are the nastiest of em all though. No inhibitions whatsoever

You haven't experienced wet til you've had a squirtle though

had 2,

srs question, are black chicks more likely to blastoise?

Ok, this needs to stop, race has absolutely no bearing on a girls freakiness, you can say what visually turns you on about a chick, but Hispanic girls are not the craziest, whites are not most giving, asians are not the most submissive, and blacks are not the wettest, someone's INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCES with a very select few members of any race is not basis enough to generalize all people with the same melanin content, how wet the box gets is solely based on how much she is into you

Nobody was taking it that deep. Just because a chick is super into you doesn't mean she will squirt. Some chicks can some can't. I was just basing it off of my personal experience and they just happened to be white

 

[young thundercat]

Yea Thunder just holla at me

Yo the real question is how did you smash Kat Dennings?

 

[jayhood23]

Yea Thunder just holla at me

Yo the real question is how did you smash Kat Dennings?

Spoiler

 

[Peep Game]

To hit up somebody 50+, she would have to damn near look flawless. I'm not hittin up Florence from the Jeffersons or the mom from Arrested Development

 

[nikekid6]

Get a group of people together (have it even between both sexes or have the female outnumber the males slightly)
Get a bunch of alcohol
Party, joke, have fun. Don't do anything weird, dumb, or corny.
Go out, party some more, and have everyone return to the initial place.
Party, joke, and drink more.
Watch people drop out slowly (eventually you will too).
Wake up extra early (about 4:30am)
Locate the one girl you found attractive and had positive interaction with throughout the night.
Go lay beside her, and if she doesn't oppose, make a move.
Sneak away from the rest of the passed out bodies.
Sex shall commence.
I noticed a pattern and several nights have ended like this for me. I'm not guaranteeing this will work, but I have had many successful nights like this.
Good luck in your endeavors.

This man knows. I do this quite often

Works every time 60% of the time

 

[216301baller]

I need to.step.my.text game up..I would rather talk to a girl on the phone or in person..texts are no way to get to know someone..

 

[nawghtyhare]

To hit up somebody 50+, she would have to damn near look flawless. I'm not hittin up Florence from the Jeffersons or the mom from Arrested Development

what if she had money and just wanted an occasional booty call and in return offered u gifts. I messed with a senior citizen like that and it wasnt bad. Im telling u they be more freaky then females my own age. the older they get the more they libido goes wild.

 

[ricky409]

I need to.step.my.text game up..I would rather talk to a girl on the phone or in person..texts are no way to get to know someone..

ant chick born 90+ and some born prior ain't having that, bro ...

They'd much rather text than talk.

 

[riverdale road]

Those BBW yambs are gushiest of the gushy.
The matures are the nastiest of em all though. No inhibitions whatsoever
You haven't experienced wet til you've had a squirtle though

Had all 3.
43 year old the oldest I've smashed. Body banging

 

[41239]

Those BBW yambs are gushiest of the gushy.

The matures are the nastiest of em all though. No inhibitions whatsoever

You haven't experienced wet til you've had a squirtle though

had 2,

srs question, are black chicks more likely to blastoise?

Ok, this needs to stop, race has absolutely no bearing on a girls freakiness, you can say what visually turns you on about a chick, but Hispanic girls are not the craziest, whites are not most giving, asians are not the most submissive, and blacks are not the wettest, someone's INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCES with a very select few members of any race is not basis enough to generalize all people with the same melanin content, how wet the box gets is solely based on how much she is into you

Nobody was taking it that deep. Just because a chick is super into you doesn't mean she will squirt. Some chicks can some can't. I was just basing it off of my personal experience and they just happened to be white

uuummm, i believe thunderchunk asked if black chicks are more likely to squirt, whatchu mean? i didnt take it deeper than he did, i wasnt even really talkin to you because its a more plausible argument that fat girls and other niche attractions (not quite fetishes) would be more wet/down for whatever because its a smaller pond

and squirting is nothing, if you can make her orgasm, thats says more

 

[41239]

famb... got these yambs the other day...

sweetheart let me HAVE IT...

true story... this was some top ranking yambs in my life... did the splits and was bouncin on the D...

i'm like :x :x

so much talent...

is that the 19 year old? idk ricky, the way you talked about fat booties, i was expecting much more

 

[hoosierdaddy317]

Man I just turned 21 a few months ago and I'm FIENDIN for a sugar mama to put it on me like never before 

. Gonna go to the bar tomorrow to see what I can find!

 

[onthe23rd]

They call watermelon the "natural viagra", do your research guise and eat lots of it a day or two before a date.  **sips watermelon smoothie**

 

[ricky409]

They call watermelon the "natural viagra", do your research guise and eat lots of it a day or two before a date.  **sips watermelon smoothie**

will test it this week...

got the dime diva of the team coming in this weekend.

solid 9 by most people's standards, and a ten to me.

is that the 19 year old? idk ricky, the way you talked about fat booties, i was expecting much more

naw, famb... this chick is about 26 or 27...

bad angle + HD2 camera = not able to see the true mass on this chick.

her waist is in the high 20s and her butt is in the low 40s... talking measurements here...

 

[nawghtyhare]

I cockblocked myself playing Borderlands 2 for too long last night. Girl was horny and I told her I just wanted to play the game with the homie for a half hour because I just bought it. Got caught up playing for longer than I thought (2 hours) and turned around to this

I feel that this will be a recurring dilemma for me since I actually have friends with the same video game, actually playing more than once a month, for the first time since high school when I was extremely addicted to clan battles on Battlefield 2 for PS2 :\ And...the yambs are good but I can have any night since she live with me.

Smh thats why u challenge her to give u head while u play at the same time. She gonna think she can break up ur concentration on the game by giving u that good good and u can still play its a win win. I had this female bent over hittin from the back while playing marvel vs capcom 3 on dreamcast back in high school. Cintroller was plopped on her back while at the same time im blowing ig out.

 

[jayhood23]

Those BBW yambs are gushiest of the gushy.

The matures are the nastiest of em all though. No inhibitions whatsoever

You haven't experienced wet til you've had a squirtle though

had 2,

srs question, are black chicks more likely to blastoise?

Ok, this needs to stop, race has absolutely no bearing on a girls freakiness, you can say what visually turns you on about a chick, but Hispanic girls are not the craziest, whites are not most giving, asians are not the most submissive, and blacks are not the wettest, someone's INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCES with a very select few members of any race is not basis enough to generalize all people with the same melanin content, how wet the box gets is solely based on how much she is into you

Nobody was taking it that deep. Just because a chick is super into you doesn't mean she will squirt. Some chicks can some can't. I was just basing it off of my personal experience and they just happened to be white

uuummm, i believe thunderchunk asked if black chicks are more likely to squirt, whatchu mean? i didnt take it deeper than he did, i wasnt even really talkin to you because its a more plausible argument that fat girls and other niche attractions (not quite fetishes) would be more wet/down for whatever because its a smaller pond

and squirting is nothing, if you can make her orgasm, thats says more

Yea but me and him were talking and you jumped into a convo we were having so indirectly you were. That last statement you made is the dumbest thing I've heard. When a woman squirts she is having an orgasm. Did you not know that?

 

[nawghtyhare]

Oh she'll def be down for that. She loves doing that kind of stuff except my homie doesn't have a mic yet so we were Skyping while playing to communicate She was preoccupied playing with the dog too...who also fell asleep

**** spare $20 and go buy one of them cheap mics for ur friend from best buy just tell him to pay u back later. And thats chump change in order to keep ur woman happy and the continous yambs a flowing. Dont want her running to someone else talking bout all he does is play games when all it took was a couple storkes to keep her happy. [r kelly]"Cause when a womans fed up..............there aint nothing u can do about it"[r kelly]
Or u know what sometimes if im gonna go on a gaming binge i just PUT IT DOWN before hand and put her to sleep so then i dont gotta worry about the nagging. Sometimes we take yambs for granted and dont realize what we got till we aint getting any.

 

[nawghtyhare]

Those BBW yambs are gushiest of the gushy.

The matures are the nastiest of em all though. No inhibitions whatsoever

You haven't experienced wet til you've had a squirtle though

had 2,

srs question, are black chicks more likely to blastoise?

Ok, this needs to stop, race has absolutely no bearing on a girls freakiness, you can say what visually turns you on about a chick, but Hispanic girls are not the craziest, whites are not most giving, asians are not the most submissive, and blacks are not the wettest, someone's INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCES with a very select few members of any race is not basis enough to generalize all people with the same melanin content, how wet the box gets is solely based on how much she is into you

Nobody was taking it that deep. Just because a chick is super into you doesn't mean she will squirt. Some chicks can some can't. I was just basing it off of my personal experience and they just happened to be white

uuummm, i believe thunderchunk asked if black chicks are more likely to squirt, whatchu mean? i didnt take it deeper than he did, i wasnt even really talkin to you because its a more plausible argument that fat girls and other niche attractions (not quite fetishes) would be more wet/down for whatever because its a smaller pond

and squirting is nothing, if you can make her orgasm, thats says more

Yea but me and him were talking and you jumped into a convo we were having so indirectly you were. That last statement you made is the dumbest thing I've heard. When a woman squirts she is having an orgasm. Did you not know that?

Aye serious question u ever licked up the squirt juice?

 

[216301baller]

who hasnt..but i hope this thread doesnt take a turn after that last post

 

[joepac12]

Lmao at squirt juice. Y'all nt dudes are crazy. Sounds like some of y'all spend too much time posting about yambs and not enough practicing what you preach in the real world.