[COLOR=#red]Yeah bro, hate things didn't work out, but I'm not one to cry about spilled milk...too much life to live for that. I will not get married again. Just gonna keep focused and enjoy life.
It wasn't even about cheating...peeps just seem to grow apart for some reason.
Anyway after some time to myself and hours of streaming pr0n I should have some interesting new material for the Yamb thread [/COLOR]
arent you like... 28, doe? dafugg you got married for in the first place? no offense brah...
also... got a number from a girl... about 3 weeks back. she was a a bumb working at taco cabana w/ some big *** teddies.
tells me she has a dude but still gives the digits... then after about 10 texts, says she's not interested...
*kanyeshrug* guess she just didnt want to be mean in my face... #iaineemad...
i took a hail mary shot from half court, doe...
me: i'm not trying to date. i have no intentions of trying to have anything serious. i dont even know you.
her: i'm not interested
me: well. i'll be real. i'm not eem trying to have anything legit w/ you. you just had some nice tiddies and i was trying to see waddup w/ something sexual.
her: i know i have nice breasts, but you'll never get a chance to see them cuz you are nowhere near my type. so i dont know why that would eem cross your mind. eww, no thanks.
me: lol. it is very evident that you are not a looker. strip away them breasts and you would get zero attention. you know this in your heart of hearts. lol
i prolly went out like a sucker but fuggit... too many times, i've walked away in a dignified manner. gotta start letting these yambs know what the deal is cuz i'm pretty sure somebody has gassed this chick beyond epic proportions...
ugly as a muh fugga, but them teddies were on point. working at taco cabana, dropped outta high school... and acting like a star...
i may have seemed bitter, but i'm all for letting these birds know waddup so hopefully it'll take them down a peg for the next dude...
i would post screenshots but i did it on my phone that isnt rooted...