TAY: thread about yambs...

[frshstunna]

tell her to F off...labels do nothing but complicate things :x

QFT

Tell her u need to see if the chemistry is there before you can make it official. Point blank: Relationship won't last if there's no magic. Better to find out now than waste time and find out the sex is wack.

I'm not really looking to get into a relationship tho, I'm just trying to hit. I'm thinking ima just let her think she's wifey and see how far I can roll with it haha

Yup if you straight just wanna hit it and move on just tell shorty what she wanna hear...if you do this tho DO NOT keep talkin to her after you smash under any circumstances, she gonna really believe you wifin and thats gonna be a headache and a nuisance

 

[lpheat22]

How she gonna put the ******* in my mouth but when I ask her to speak in the mic she says she's not that type of girl

Did you get the buns?

Nope smh

 

[black migo]

^^^

Should've tasted the chocha, that wouldve had her open and all you had to do was wip it out

 

[dens415]

Dont forget the finger play folks. May seem teenage-ish but you gotta warm up their engines.

 

[Peep Game]

How she gonna put the ******* in my mouth but when I ask her to speak in the mic she says she's not that type of girl

*suggests you use a condom*

*puts raw penis in mouth*

 

[lpheat22]

I have no problem eating the box but this was only the 2nd date, can't just go around munching on random girl box

 

[frshstunna]

Shoulda just WIO...once its out they have a natural instinct to do something with it

 

[young thundercat]

I have no problem eating the box but this was only the 2nd date, can't just go around munching on random girl box

You want her licking random pipe...noway I'm getting a tit out and not stroking. No way.

 

[beh235]

I have no problem eating the box but this was only the 2nd date, can't just go around munching on random girl box

You want her licking random pipe...noway I'm getting a tit out and not stroking. No way.

Give and take man...give and take..

 

[john the jet]

that girl i hesitated asking out the other day? got her digits today 

pretty soon shes gonna see my JET

 

[black migo]

I have no problem eating the box but this was only the 2nd date, can't just go around munching on random girl box

If she let you lick her breast she obviously thought you was gonna take it to the next level, smh you f'd up a good time waiting to happen

 

[lpheat22]

I have no problem eating the box but this was only the 2nd date, can't just go around munching on random girl box

If she let you lick her breast she obviously thought you was gonna take it to the next level, smh you f'd up a good time waiting to happen

We were in her car, and I gave her some finger play, tried taking it to the backseat but she just got up and out of the car, I should've known when she threw on the a/c at 12 at night that she was gonna play hard to get

 

[kevlar shrimp]

lpheat got it right. can't go eating box all willy nilly

 

[Mark Antony]

Tell her u need to see if the chemistry is there before you can make it official. Point blank: Relationship won't last if there's no magic. Better to find out now than waste time and find out the sex is wack.

Shorty won't give it up until she gets the title. How do you guys handle females who want wifey status before they give you the yambs?

The way they're wired she can still flip that switch and not give you any buns or relationship, time wasted.

 

[アミーゴ]

on the flipside, there's great potential for friendzownage so tread carefully.

Not really...easy place to touch her, mess around have arm around her etc etc...Only beta would get zoned at a game lmao.

 

[Velle47]

How to hold a conversation with a prospect? They just all bore me cause I only want to receive the YAMBS but don't wanna come right out and be like that's all I want

 

[dakingii]

**** bros i dont see how anyone gets into a relationship in college

I decided to get serious with this chick ive known for a while now and everything was going good until summer school started up. Its just the first week and im already contemplating being single again. This Nigerian chick ive been interested in since i first met her a year back somehow ended up in my class. I chilled with her today and i forgot how much her body is ******g banging. I couldnt take my eyes off that mass while we were together. You can tell that there is a mutual attraction between us as well.

Later on, went to the gym and saw one of the most beautiful chicks ive ever seen on campus. Tall, light skint, short air, in shape, the whole gawd-damn package . She was choosing too while she was on the exercise bike.

The thing about me is that i lose interest in females really fast. I can be infatuated by a chick for 1 or 2 weeks but not give a **** about them anymore in the third. I cant deal NT im trying to be faithful man

 

[ricky409]

tell her to F off...labels do nothing but complicate things :x

Truuuuuth...

This man gets

Nope smh

smhhhhh

 

[bentrill]

Based Yamb master ricky need some quick help. Basically got a job saw fine girl started a convo went well. Found out da basics. My question is what do i say or do for day 2. Not talking bout no ratchet chick, so something nice, funny etc. any one dat can please help a NTer out. I need to listen to sum lil b to get me motivated.

 

[ctidda]

Gotta lil chick at my job thats tryna throw me the yambs.. I wanna hit but then again I don't, Im kinda iffy on this one cuz her dude works here too..
The dude actually went thru her phone found my # and hit me up to ask me if I trying to get at his girl... I told him no which is true, his girl is the one thats doing all the pursuing..
I don't kno about this one NT... She says she wants to hit up 5 Guys saturday and chill afterwards, I told her thats cool and to just hit me up..

 

[rell]

Gotta lil chick at my job thats tryna throw me the yambs.. I wanna hit but then again I don't, Im kinda iffy on this one cuz her dude works here too..
The dude actually went thru her phone found my # and hit me up to ask me if I trying to get at his girl... I told him no which is true, his girl is the one thats doing all the pursuing..
I don't kno about this one NT... She says she wants to hit up 5 Guys saturday and chill afterwards, I told her thats cool and to just hit me up..

Dawg, not only do you work with the yambs but the yambs have a known dude?
And not only do the yambs have a known dude but the known dude is mad paranoid already??
And not only is the known dude paranoid already but you work with him too???


I'm failing to see how that could be a good idea. lmao

 

[joeyd12]

Gotta lil chick at my job thats tryna throw me the yambs.. I wanna hit but then again I don't, Im kinda iffy on this one cuz her dude works here too..
The dude actually went thru her phone found my # and hit me up to ask me if I trying to get at his girl... I told him no which is true, his girl is the one thats doing all the pursuing..
I don't kno about this one NT... She says she wants to hit up 5 Guys saturday and chill afterwards, I told her thats cool and to just hit me up..

Don't sh** where u eat bro, if your smart you'll blow her off. Bad situation waiting to happen, unless your that thirsty...

 

[storm2006]

Gotta lil chick at my job thats tryna throw me the yambs.. I wanna hit but then again I don't, Im kinda iffy on this one cuz her dude works here too..
The dude actually went thru her phone found my # and hit me up to ask me if I trying to get at his girl... I told him no which is true, his girl is the one thats doing all the pursuing..
I don't kno about this one NT... She says she wants to hit up 5 Guys saturday and chill afterwards, I told her thats cool and to just hit me up..

This is the worst idea ever. The only outcome that comes out of this situation and is considered you winning is if you do not get the yambs. I repeat, do NOT get the yambs. Unless you like drama and want to end up in a WSHH video where her dude and his crew mollywhops you. In that case, go ahead.

 

[mgrand15]

Get the yambs then put them hands on her man if he confronts you. Make him take two Ls if he wants to take it there. NT always coming through with that soft, beta advice.

 

[sohoguy]

Word smash shorty and record it and then send video to dude like "Don't ever confront me again"