TAY: thread about yambs...

[Mark Antony]

Part time retail? run through that joint. Corporate chicks are ramping it up though, not sure how much longer I can hold out, got lunch dates and drinks dates set up.

 

[suberzat1]

Yea part time yambs u have at them.

 

[fontaine]

KEEP TRYING TO TELL MY FAMB... ITS ALL ABOUT THE RHYTHM...

same scenario as before... hit a 2 times... wanted to come with the hammber...

but eased up, and got the rhythm down...

out of nowhere she says "i'm sorry... i squirted on your bed."

i look down, and sure enough, its there... the last few yambs, i've made them leakers. all three said its their first time doing it during sex... but i LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE two of them.

i'm LOWKEY feeling like a yamb savant right now... the seated froggy is my go to, but instead, i pick them up and down...

3 for 3 w/ that move...

 

[raphaeldelaghet]

Notes taken ^^

 

[youngdoc]

Ricky is a yamb whisperer

 

[snowinsahara]

brahs, first let me tell you about myself. out of all the girls ive smashed, they are via relationships... until yesterday. so this girl is feeling me, we've been friends for some years now, took her on a date like a month or two ago; nothing happened since because i'm not interested, but we still text. fast forward to last week, we play kings at my crib with friends, she sleeps over and we cuddle. so 2 days ago, she goes play kings again at a different house and i'm not there. she's drunk talmbout how she like me cause my boy told me. she hits me up saying she wants to come over so i tell my boy to just take her home. yes, i didnt want her to come over cause it was 3 in the morning on a weekday and i already knew i wasnt going to get it in. but anyways, she lies to my boy saying that i said yeah to bring her over. so when she gets here, they wake me up so im like w/e and let her in. we just cuddled and kiss. yesterday, we hit up a food festival with friends and i bring her back to my crib before we go get dinner to kill time.

here's where i took the L, or one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. we cuddle again and she lets me grab her **** and see em. that's it though, i get the meanest blue balls at dinner and we go back to my crib again. i tell her she gave me blue balls so she says lets have sex. we first started making out, and get naked. im like i cant get hard unless you give me top, and she does it. but ya boy could not get hard at all

. i dont know if its cause i have no feelings for her at all or what, but needless to say i didnt not get the yambs. we go play a small kings game again and dip back to my place. morning comes, we're kissing again, so we go back at it. im sucking on her ******* and fingering her, and we proceed to the dome. she insisted that i use a condom cause she's on her period, i agree and within seconds of putting it on, i became flaccid. we hit up the shower to clean up and try it again. got a better boner this time, but i still could not keep it if my life depended on it

. yambs were not had again. she's planning to make ya boy dinner tomorrow night. but i will definitely try to smash again this week. how do i proceed? watch porn before she arrives? this is legit the first jumpoff of my career. my boys tell me it's normal not to get erect if you have no feelings.

 

[hypebeast5]

Major L taken right there, i have suffered that once too eat lots of lettuce it helps

 

[ballinsam23]

lettuce be cereal

 

[pdino]

^ Drinking lotsa water helps me. Gotta be hydrated (srs)

 

[antbanks81]

Pop a blue diamond

Go easy on the liq

Smash and enjoy


If that don't work it just isn't meant to happen

 

[アミーゴ]

Damn, u guys play a lot of Kings Cup.

 

[checks grossman]

Yeah I think my problem was I didn't know what to say to get the number.
I was going to ask her name, where she was from, etc, but idk what happened.
I usually have no problem talking to females.

You didn't eem introduce yourself/ask for her name? It all starts there, breh.

 

[thadoctadvocate]

Im 20 been eyein this 22 year old. Never tried someone older den me. Is there anything i shud know?

 

[createdestroy]

Im 20 been eyein this 22 year old. Never tried someone older den me. Is there anything i shud know?

theres not much of a difference between a 20 year old and a 22...it's all in your head...

Approach her like she's just another chick... don't think of her as "above" your level.... she probably won't even notice you're younger than her.

 

[nychiphophippo]

Snowinsahara

Had a very similar issue happen to me a while back. Just broke up with my ex but we were still smashing. Then got this new chick too who was better looking than her, and after my relationship ended I decided I'd start practicing safe smashing. She's giving me dome for the first time and then I tell her I'm gonna get the condom. And once I put it on my thang just goes limp. No matter what I tried after, it just couldn't work and we tried for multiple days. I'd honestly say to just get Viagra. Srs. Becuse at this point it's gotta be a very mental thing too. Like your nervousness alone will prevent you from staying hard.

 

[youngdoc]

Get tested, put her on BC and go to work

 

[olx9o]

Honestly ^ she probably thinks its her..

 

[datznasty]

great thread. I don't typically insult people who have done nothing to me.

 

[rrlegend]

Drought life Been trying to harpoon whales off Blendr and Tindr type apps and still failing.

Hit a bar or hotel bar always work . Airport hotel bars are insta yambs

 

[818shoe]

Snowinsahara

Had a very similar issue happen to me a while back. Just broke up with my ex but we were still smashing. Then got this new chick too who was better looking than her, and after my relationship ended I decided I'd start practicing safe smashing. She's giving me dome for the first time and then I tell her I'm gonna get the condom. And once I put it on my thang just goes limp. No matter what I tried after, it just couldn't work and we tried for multiple days. I'd honestly say to just get Viagra. Srs. Becuse at this point it's gotta be a very mental thing too. Like your nervousness alone will prevent you from staying hard.

that's real talk. Them pills ain't cheap either. But if its a mental thing. Its game over

 

[dahuhuhyah]

Is anybody getting at yambs at work? I work in retail part time and hella joints come through the store but I'm not about the sacrificing my job life. I fumbled yesterday though bad smh

Not worth it bruh. Chicks also know thats probably when your most vulnerable so they doing whatever to get/keep your attention.  I have done it in the past and learned from it.

Now if you leaving work and see some yambs, your free to proceed.

 

[youngdoc]

There are a lot of cute residents at my hospital but can't really get at them without being unprofessional so I'm chilling

So many yambs in the world, not worth it

 

[k3stacks]

Slow strokes, toe sucking, & neck biting is where its at

 

[dahuhuhyah]

There are a lot of cute residents at my hospital but can't really get at them without being unprofessional so I'm chilling

So many yambs in the world, not worth it

Yup. Real man knows which yambs are worth it. In your situation, almost any attempt could appear inapporiate and you value your job so its good to see honesty.

 

[youngdoc]

Sexual harassment is pretty much the only way to get fired besides showing up to work drunk so I'm good