TAY: thread about yambs...

[drones]

I've been seeing this girl and I'm only now realizing I'm too young to be in a log term committed relationship...but now I've basically led her on for months. I'm a senior in college and this is a big year for me where I have to sort out my life.

How do I minimize the damage of telling her I basically don't have the space in my life right now for a girlfriend? I realize her feelings will be hurt but I want to stay cool if that's possible.

 

[Mark Antony]

Do what you gotta do for you homie. It's almost expected at your age. Repression and trying to gut it out probably won't work either.

 

[whyhellothere]

Fresh starts, much success.

 

[snowinsahara]

brahs, first let me tell you about myself. out of all the girls ive smashed, they are via relationships... until yesterday. so this girl is feeling me, we've been friends for some years now, took her on a date like a month or two ago; nothing happened since because i'm not interested, but we still text. fast forward to last week, we play kings at my crib with friends, she sleeps over and we cuddle. so 2 days ago, she goes play kings again at a different house and i'm not there. she's drunk talmbout how she like me cause my boy told me. she hits me up saying she wants to come over so i tell my boy to just take her home. yes, i didnt want her to come over cause it was 3 in the morning on a weekday and i already knew i wasnt going to get it in. but anyways, she lies to my boy saying that i said yeah to bring her over. so when she gets here, they wake me up so im like w/e and let her in. we just cuddled and kiss. yesterday, we hit up a food festival with friends and i bring her back to my crib before we go get dinner to kill time.

here's where i took the L, or one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. we cuddle again and she lets me grab her **** and see em. that's it though, i get the meanest blue balls at dinner and we go back to my crib again. i tell her she gave me blue balls so she says lets have sex. we first started making out, and get naked. im like i cant get hard unless you give me top, and she does it. but ya boy could not get hard at all

. i dont know if its cause i have no feelings for her at all or what, but needless to say i didnt not get the yambs. we go play a small kings game again and dip back to my place. morning comes, we're kissing again, so we go back at it. im sucking on her ******* and fingering her, and we proceed to the dome. she insisted that i use a condom cause she's on her period, i agree and within seconds of putting it on, i became flaccid. we hit up the shower to clean up and try it again. got a better boner this time, but i still could not keep it if my life depended on it

. yambs were not had again. she's planning to make ya boy dinner tomorrow night. but i will definitely try to smash again this week. how do i proceed? watch porn before she arrives? this is legit the first jumpoff of my career. my boys tell me it's normal not to get erect if you have no feelings.

update: we just got done smashing

. she let ya boy finger her this time to loosen her up and slipped it in from behind. did that move someone suggested earlier, think it was watsondiggs, talmbout let the rhythm move that ish back itself. and she talmbout when can you get hard again, already want round 2

 

[アミーゴ]

update: we just got done smashing . she let ya boy finger her this time to loosen her up and slipped it in from behind. did that move someone suggested earlier, think it was watsondiggs, talmbout let the rhythm move that ish back itself. and she talmbout when can you get hard again, already want round 2

Congrats.

But please never use "talmbout" again.

 

[818shoe]

Post pics. Hahahaha. Jk. I winder what changed. Prolly a mental thing

 

[titang545]

...I'm a senior in college and this is a big year for me where I have to sort out my life.

How do I minimize the damage of telling her I basically don't have the space in my life right now for a girlfriend? I realize her feelings will be hurt but I want to stay cool if that's possible.

That is TO EASY.  Your a senior in college you have a lot of stuff to figure out, job, place to stay.  That alone should be good enough for her, you are going from having parents taking care or probably everything for you, to renting your first place.  Working a regular 9-5, just let her know you got reasons for days.

 

[senditup]

Messing with these yambs I know damb well I shouldn't be. She was wifey years ago but I was acting a fool, anyway she got 4 kids, going through a divorce. I know y'all thinking why mess with the broad but she literally lays out the red carpet for me without hesitation & I'm not eem mad. Honestly thinking of just keeping the situation until I graduate & move. Consistent yambs over having to deal with these flaky broads any day tbhWould ask my homies for advice but it's pointless, them boys some straight hit squad savages and would give me the green light regardless lol

 

[ballinsam23]

Your definition of consistent yambs in that situation comes with an asterisk*

I'd stay away.

 

[suberzat1]

Messing with these yambs I know damb well I shouldn't be. She was wifey years ago but I was acting a fool, anyway she got 4 kids, going through a divorce. I know y'all thinking why mess with the broad but she literally lays out the red carpet for me without hesitation & I'm not eem mad. Honestly thinking of just keeping the situation until I graduate & move. Consistent yambs over having to deal with these flaky broads any day tbh Would ask my homies for advice but it's pointless, them boys some straight hit squad savages and would give me the green light regardless lol

U are still in college why can't you get consistent yamb? Fall semester is coming up take your pick for two weeks of school then hit the books. Don't fall for your ex and her divorce. She will throw them yambs on u so will never leave her again.

 

[Lovetohate3000]

Word and I'm sure those yambs ain't all that. Most likely ain't got walls. I'd stay away as well. I been in that situation before. Never again.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

RT @*****uSeenDatDM: i spray givenchy or jean paul on my draws just in case i might get my **** sucked i want dat ***** to know i smell good

 

[rocky437]

NT bros I want your opinion on this yamb I just dealt with, one of the crazier women I've ever met:

I met her for the first time in person a week and a half ago. We originally met online, I sent her a message a few weeks before first meeting and then another the day we met, I asked for her phone number and we met that night. Tall girl and im taller then her so she was really attracted from the start. So she is 33, She thinks I'm 28 still, In reality I'm 22. When I first texted her that friday night she was out at the island near downtown with some friends. She wanted to chill with me that night. She told me to come downtown for drinks with her and her girlfriend and then me and her would go off together. Her online profile directly said she's looking for no commitment and so did mine. She calls me twice that night, I tell her f that im not driving downtown too much construction and traffic, so she says fine meet me at her place. So im at her place later that night and she arrives via taxi. she sees me and approaches me and hugs me and tries kissing me from the start, my head was kinda moved so she kissed my neck, she was drunk. We go upstairs to her room make out, I hit it, and leave. I text her next morning and she wants to chill again , so I see her monday night, hit it, and leave. The sex is pretty good but shes loose, girl has been slutty in the past for sure. 

Then I wanted to see her some more that week but I was kinda busy and so was she. During that week she texts me that her heart is with her ex still she is newly divorced just like three weeks ago, and I'm doing a good job "getting her over it." k so whatever. She also tells me shes talking to someone else currently whose in afghanistan right now, turns out this guy is a soldier. So tonight I saw her one more time, and the whole story came out: ..She referred to the soldier as "her man" via text to me btw so I asked her stuff tonight:

This soldier messaged her in june online. He's 26. And her profile says she loves great sex literally, and she has a slutty photo, really just a woman to smash not relationship material IMO. He saw the exact same profile I did. She told me his initial message to her was like a long *** note or something. So since june basically she has been skyping with him, playing guitar via skype, sex via skype she said, she says they have so much in common, get along well. Then she says shes going to Hawaii next week to marry him. Dude proposed to her via skype. I think theyve known each other for less than 3 months. She is going to marry him in Hawaii next week and they have never met in person. She told me this tonight, and then she said she told him I was coming over and he was fine with me smashing her. It literally okay for me to smash her for the next 7 days till she goes to hawaii and like marries him the next day lmao. Then I guess it's official between them when they actually meet up lmao. She told me this whole story, I banged her tonight and left. this is okay with dude that proposed to her. Not sure if I will see her before she leaves yet or afterwards. And thats it. I'm stunned.

 

[JL415]

 

[tripda6]

The hell I just read?



****** out here marrying strangers smh

 

[jay are]

damn thats crazy. Military are known swingers too im not surprised at all.

 

[fontaine]

The seated froggy? Do explain...

... aight.... let me try to explain...

IN ORDER TO DO THIS... YOU EITHER NEED A SMALLER CHICK THAT YOU CAN MOVE, OR SOME UPPER BODY STRENGTH. SHE HAS TO BE SOME WHAT FLEXIBLE

when i say froggy, i mean she's crouching on top of you while you sit down...

imagine that you're sitting down on the couch, like this...

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and she gets on top to ride, but does it in a squatting manner to where her knees dont touch the couch...

like this...

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most times when getting rode like this, cats lean back because you can go deeper. but, like i said, it aint always about depth. rhythm and motion... plus, the most sensitive part of the yambs is within the first few inches of insertion.

(the part that is most sensitive is right when you enter. imagine fingering a girl, and gesturing "come here")

sit up STRAIGHT... like you have the best posture ever... like this....

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this will put your face RIGHT in one of three areas (depending on her height): them teddies... the neck... or her face.

wrap your arms around her... KEEP ONE OR BOTH LEGS PUSHING UP into her armpits. THIS IS VERY KEY...

if she isnt very flexible, just do one leg while the other leg is right around you... by doing this, you have much of the weight in one spot, so it will be easier to move her up and down.

at this point, you should be able to move her up and down on the D. she wont be able to do much moving because you have her wrapped up... i think this gives her the whole "my man is dominating me" feel.... also, you're D is rubbing up against the most sensitive part of the yamb (remember fingering her and saying "come here" ?). yeah, it may seem like missionary sitting up, but her body isnt being PUSHED back into the bed by your pelvis. she's literally sliding up and down on the D without doing any work, while her most sensitive parts are getting worked.

at the same time, you're kissing in one of these three areas that we talked about to keep it really personal

DO NOT GO FAST UNLESS SHE WANTS YOU TOO... you will be able to tell...

from there, the yambs get really moist... and gravity is on your side... keep it up for a few minutes and i bet money if you make her buss, its going to come out...

you SHOULD be able to stand up while maintaining the position, but i wouldnt recommend it cuz some chicks dont like getting picked up.

if you have any questions, PM for more "detailed" pictures...

 

[jay are]

Just curious whats some rules yall stick to dealing with your fwb?

 

[senditup]

Just curious whats some rules yall stick to dealing with your fwb?

Not eem worth it imo bruh. Somebody is gonna catch feelings & it's just not gonna be pretty. Imo there's 2 types of chicks when it comes to fwb, they both swear fwb is doable & it all seems good at the beginning but the 1st type will start to get clingy. The 2nd type acts tooooo chill about y'all being fwb & is probably smashing you & 6 others as "fwb"

 

[アミーゴ]

Not eem worth it imo bruh. Somebody is gonna catch feelings & it's just not gonna be pretty. Imo there's 2 types of chicks when it comes to fwb, they both swear fwb is doable & it all seems good at the beginning but the 1st type will start to get clingy. The 2nd type acts tooooo chill about y'all being fwb & is probably smashing you & 6 others as "fwb"

I've realized the girls who bring it up and know they are FWB end up wanting more...The worst I had was this girl who was cool with it...I didn't even bring it up to her.

Next weekend I was in Berkeley visiting and she threw a fit I didn't contact her at all. Had to cut her off right there.

Now I don't even bring anything up...Girls more or less know the deal when u do happy hour instead of a full blown date lol.

 

[sonoftony]

I love my job.

I work for the charter schools in south florida and brahs....the teacher yambs :x

Well, I vowed to myself that I'll try not to smash the teachers I work with because from my experience, ******g somebody you work with never ends well. Anyways, I met a science teacher on her first year teaching at the school. She's very pretty, educated, went to UF, she runs marathons and did a tuff mudder so she's fit, she's kinda nerdy but I like that **** , and lawd those thunder thighs

we hit it off great. There was an instant connection because....we both have braces

So I got her number yesterday. I asked her out for next week since she'll be busy with her new class. She said yes of course. I bet my bottom dollar she's a freak. That's all i have for now and of course but I'll keep you posted

 

[suberzat1]

Just curious whats some rules yall stick to dealing with your fwb?

Only rules don't catch feelings... Chicks usually don't follow at rule or at least with me.

I love my job.

I work for the charter schools in south florida and brahs....the teacher yambs :x

Well, I vowed to myself that I'll try not to smash the teachers I work with because from my experience, ******g somebody you work with never ends well. Anyways, I met a science teacher on her first year teaching at the school. She's very pretty, educated, went to UF, she runs marathons and did a tuff mudder so she's fit, she's kinda nerdy but I like that **** , and lawd those thunder thighs

we hit it off great. There was an instant connection because....we both have braces

So I got her number yesterday. I asked her out for next week since she'll be busy with her new class. She said yes of course. I bet my bottom dollar she's a freak. That's all i have for now and of course but I'll keep you posted

Lawd! I need to get back to city soon.
Good catch tho son

 

[rrlegend]

Knock the bottom out sonoftony

 

[anderson]

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[joepac12]

^ get up wit her. Cool lil dinner and a few drinks. She will wanna cuddle and all that. Make move. Tell us