TAY: thread about yambs...

[mr marcus]

As a father of TWO girls, I'm just trying to do like my pops did with my sister. She's a doctor with no bs in her past. Her only struggle is finding a good dude that can match her status. BUT I think different than pops. My girls gonna know bout every lie and every maneuver we pull to get the yambz so that they're prepared.

Unfortunately they still gotta go out there and make decisions based off their own mind.

That's your sister problem...worried about status instead of just finding a good guy. That's why a lot of successful black women be lonely....a dude with matching status doesn't mean he's gonna treat her right...scumbags in all tax brackets /rant

I have one daughter and god knows ima do my best to raise her right. if for some reason she chooses to go down another path ill just accept that L....I won't let her actions as a grown women out stress on my life ill be too old for that **** when she's 21+

 

[stork]

That's why a lot of successful black women be lonely....a dude with matching status doesn't mean he's gonna treat her right...scumbags in all tax brackets /rant

I thought we all watched Think like a man?

 

[mr marcus]

forgot all about that movie

 

[rrlegend]

That's your sister problem...worried about status instead of just finding a good guy. That's why a lot of successful black women be lonely....a dude with matching status doesn't mean he's gonna treat her right...scumbags in all tax brackets /rant

I have one daughter and god knows ima do my best to raise her right. if for some reason she chooses to go down another path ill just accept that L....I won't let her actions as a grown women out stress on my life ill be too old for that **** when she's 21+

Bruh that the only reason I posted that convo , the female mind I tell you. Girl came from a decent household and still couldn't help but grow up to be the definition of a ******* . I know her parents are shaking their heads every time her name pops up

 

[818shoe]

She controls the cookie

 

[216301baller]

I appreciate women like that..makes me wanna step up stuff..

 

[currensy]

School starts back up for me in 2 weeks. Y'all ever have problems with following through with girls that obviously into you? I've been thinking a bunch about my past Ls and realized I just never follow through. Like every single time. Any advice or inspiring words? I need it.

 

[thadoctadvocate]

Im 20 been eyein this 22 year old. Never tried someone older den me. Is there anything i shud know?

theres not much of a difference between a 20 year old and a 22...it's all in your head...

Approach her like she's just another chick... don't think of her as "above" your level.... she probably won't even notice you're younger than her.

thnx. she knows im younger but still seems kinda interested. just gotta find out what kinda interest she has

 

[bonafide101]

KEEP TRYING TO TELL MY FAMB... ITS ALL ABOUT THE RHYTHM...

same scenario as before... hit a 2 times... wanted to come with the hammber...

but eased up, and got the rhythm down...

out of nowhere she says "i'm sorry... i squirted on your bed."

i look down, and sure enough, its there... the last few yambs, i've made them leakers. all three said its their first time doing it during sex... but i LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE two of them.

i'm LOWKEY feeling like a yamb savant right now... the seated froggy is my go to, but instead, i pick them up and down...

3 for 3 w/ that move...

The seated froggy? Do explain...

 

[teamjordan79]

brahs, first let me tell you about myself. out of all the girls ive smashed, they are via relationships... until yesterday. so this girl is feeling me, we've been friends for some years now, took her on a date like a month or two ago; nothing happened since because i'm not interested, but we still text. fast forward to last week, we play kings at my crib with friends, she sleeps over and we cuddle. so 2 days ago, she goes play kings again at a different house and i'm not there. she's drunk talmbout how she like me cause my boy told me. she hits me up saying she wants to come over so i tell my boy to just take her home. yes, i didnt want her to come over cause it was 3 in the morning on a weekday and i already knew i wasnt going to get it in. but anyways, she lies to my boy saying that i said yeah to bring her over. so when she gets here, they wake me up so im like w/e and let her in. we just cuddled and kiss. yesterday, we hit up a food festival with friends and i bring her back to my crib before we go get dinner to kill time.

here's where i took the L, or one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. we cuddle again and she lets me grab her **** and see em. that's it though, i get the meanest blue balls at dinner and we go back to my crib again. i tell her she gave me blue balls so she says lets have sex. we first started making out, and get naked. im like i cant get hard unless you give me top, and she does it. but ya boy could not get hard at all . i dont know if its cause i have no feelings for her at all or what, but needless to say i didnt not get the yambs. we go play a small kings game again and dip back to my place. morning comes, we're kissing again, so we go back at it. im sucking on her ******* and fingering her, and we proceed to the dome. she insisted that i use a condom cause she's on her period, i agree and within seconds of putting it on, i became flaccid. we hit up the shower to clean up and try it again. got a better boner this time, but i still could not keep it if my life depended on it

. yambs were not had again. she's planning to make ya boy dinner tomorrow night. but i will definitely try to smash again this week. how do i proceed? watch porn before she arrives? this is legit the first jumpoff of my career. my boys tell me it's normal not to get erect if you have no feelings.

a jump off is called a jump off because you tell her when to jump. So when ur back in the mood and ur joint starts working, call her up. Definitely dont watch porn - matter of fact, you should stop watching porn altogether.

 

[Top Boy]

a jump off is called a jump off because you tell her when to jump. So when ur back in the mood and ur joint starts working, call her up. Definitely dont watch porn - matter of fact, you should stop watching porn altogether.

Agreed. If you care anything about your performance at all porn needs to go on top of all the other cons that come with porn use.

Quitting is hard though. Probably one of the hardest things you can do.

 

[antbanks81]

That's your sister problem...worried about status instead of just finding a good guy. That's why a lot of successful black women be lonely....a dude with matching status doesn't mean he's gonna treat her right...scumbags in all tax brackets /rant

I have one daughter and god knows ima do my best to raise her right. if for some reason she chooses to go down another path ill just accept that L....I won't let her actions as a grown women out stress on my life ill be too old for that **** when she's 21+

I may have used the wrong word there. She is not looking for a doctor or a lawyer. She does want a Christian, educated and working man. My sister doesn't care about money or the glamour, but she does deserve a good dude. She also doesn't want to play second fiddle to anyone.

I feel the same way about my daughters. I will do the best to keep them up on game and let them see the differences between women that have gone down different paths. In the end, it's their decision to make. All I can do is be there as their father.

 

[keel252]

The seated froggy is where you do major damage. Brand new sheets got destroyed this weekend due to doing work in the bedroom. No more satin sheets for me ever.

 

[antbanks81]

and its crazy how porn can do some of us in. I went through a stretch years ago once that monotony was setting in with my gf. I started watching more and more porn and it definitely took its toll. Gotta do all things in moderation. One good thing the homey can do is stay confident in himself. Don't start doubting.


2. Froggie Style

As you might have guessed, froggie style is similar to doggie style; however, instead of crouching on all fours, you squat like a frog, ready to jump.

How to do it: The woman squats like a frog on the floor, with her head tilted forward and most of her weight resting on her legs. The man then kneels in back of her and enters from behind.

 

[krazy88s]

Porn can definitely negatively affect your sex game and mind.

 

[senditup]

a jump off is called a jump off because you tell her when to jump. So when ur back in the mood and ur joint starts working, call her up. Definitely dont watch porn - matter of fact, you should stop watching porn altogether.

This brah. Not eem gonna lie I've had this happen twice and I was shook, figured out it was the pron, limited the fapping and got back to business. Luckily it wasn't that embarrassing because both chicks went even harder the next time wondering why I didn't "want" them before.

 

[lamekilla]

I'm just now coming off the nastiest drought since fall of '10. Broke up with my ex and still ain't been right in the yamb department been hitting the club scene and everything but my mojo just hasn't been there. Even ended up in a little 2 week booty call stage with my ex but ended up having to cut that off its all G though because the summer months are winding down. Now these chicks are just gonna want to get under some sheets and get pounded.

 

[tmso]

First day of classes... Yamb season is officially under way for the kid.
After taking a semester off, I gotta get outta this place, but I intend on having a little fun before I do.

Dilemma though:

Manager yamb at work knows my ex through the friend she just moved to the H-Town with.
She has a fapper that I would not might mounting.
She is a rumored coke head and I even saw her with the mad sniffles at work a couple of weeks ago.

This is Saul Batman

 

[titang545]

I'm not used to smashing chicks with kids in the other room AT ALL. It was weird for me.

Oh yeah you goin have to get use to that, should of got the number though.  Had her over to your spot and thoroughly blasted them backs out.  For future reference if she is over 18 and working in a movie theater, chances are she ain't doin to well off in life. I wonder what her mom's was thinkin, I guess she use to her daughter gettin blasted. 

Idk man, there are plenty of older chicks who don't have kids or have the sense not to be smashing around their kids
 

I am ashamed to even mention it, once had a chick giving me head while her 3/4 year old was in the room.  Daughter got up started walking around, a real dog in my day DAMN.

After reading the last 8 pages I feel like I'm failing in life.  I'm only 19 but still....failing.

**** to be 19 again...

  The way things are NOW!!!!

Ok here is my little story from last night.

You better pop a molly next time you see her.  LMAO.  She must be serious about shorter guys not being a thing for her, or she wanted some D.  Lost my V card to a tall chick, and followed it up with a chick the same height.  SMILE.  All three of us were in the same Spanish class in high school when it all went DOWN. 

@Don Adidada

That was at 16 you know what you could be doin at 19 man.  LMAO.
 

 

[titang545]

 

[younghollywood]

Bruh that the only reason I posted that convo , the female mind I tell you. Girl came from a decent household and still couldn't help but grow up to be the definition of a ******* . I know her parents are shaking their heads every time her name pops up

I don't know ol girl background or nothing but just from me having known so many chicks that got into that stripping life, it gets real hard for em to square up even if they wanted to. They get to the point where the only square options they got would be Mcdonalds or dollar general type job and chances r they ain't gonna wanna do that. So many of em end up getting wit small time d boys helpin em carry they product or wit chili bowl pimps that put em up on bp. Just saying, once a chick chooses to get into that life its hard to turn around.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]I'm about to go get professional pictures done for my grad program...But later on I'm gonna post some real life alpha s*** that spans 4 women 2 races 1 foreign chick and the fact that I called this out play by play to my dudes in my program. Dudes are in amazement at how I pulled this off. No ratchets... I'm talking chicks who was on some interning at foreign embassies steez all dimes. I did this without flashing money or cars..just pure alpha strategy. Oh this gonna be one smashingly good year at A&M.
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[rrlegend]

I don't know ol girl background or nothing but just from me having known so many chicks that got into that stripping life, it gets real hard for em to square up even if they wanted to. They get to the point where the only square options they got would be Mcdonalds or dollar general type job and chances r they ain't gonna wanna do that. So many of em end up getting wit small time d boys helpin em carry they product or wit chili bowl pimps that put em up on bp. Just saying, once a chick chooses to get into that life its hard to turn around.

right on the head 

yes trust me i know seen it first hand but i just dont get it ? the femae mind , i can manipulate it to get the yambs but the logic of thinking your gonna be diamond from players club by day and white chocalate by night is silly. There is no stripper with a heart of gold lol and for whatever reason they have to jusitfy there means of doing it goes out the window when they cant tell their folks the truth about what they do. also it helps shes biracial because the biracial ones always go the hardest to prove their ratchetness to earn their acceptance. 

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Idk man, there are plenty of older chicks who don't have kids or have the sense not to be smashing around their kids

 

I am ashamed to even mention it, once had a chick giving me head while her 3/4 year old was in the room.  Daughter got up started walking around, a real dog in my day DAMN.

 

That's all kinds of f'ed up.


I've been real lucky that most of girls I've dealt with don't have any kids. Smashing a broad while her son is in the next room watching cartoon network would kill my vibe.

 

[MetalMario]

Way back here someone was giving advice and the sentence was short but hella clicked in my head. "A girls night is a success if a guy just comes up to her with her drink and just starts a convo". So simple and for a while I went to metal concerts and see these girls who went for the pin up look and just went in. 3 concerts, 3 numbers easily.

Also about last page with the part time or temporary job... Was putting in work at this Chinese girl who has a ridiculous body compared to the other Chinese girls around my part during this temp job at my Uni until school starts. She got fired on the spot today for ******g up lol (not too much in my book but the place is run by hard azzes) text me saying we still need to see each other. Dope