TAY: thread about yambs...

[bilboshmangins]

 
I smashed a fat woman last night whose double my age. It was funny, when we did cowgirl she couldnt get her balance and she tipped over like 3 times LOL. Also, just before i finished i was doing her from the back then when i was ready I told her and it took her like 2 minutes to turn her body around and face me lol. She wasnt morbidly obese, but certainly a few extra pounds type. 

how old are you? 30? messing with geriatric yambs.

 

[jay are]

I smashed a fat woman last night whose double my age. It was funny, when we did cowgirl she couldnt get her balance and she tipped over like 3 times LOL. Also, just before i finished i was doing her from the back then when i was ready I told her and it took her like 2 minutes to turn her body around and face me lol. She wasnt morbidly obese, but certainly a few extra pounds type. 

Not a good look

 

[rocky437]

 

 
I smashed a fat woman last night whose double my age. It was funny, when we did cowgirl she couldnt get her balance and she tipped over like 3 times LOL. Also, just before i finished i was doing her from the back then when i was ready I told her and it took her like 2 minutes to turn her body around and face me lol. She wasnt morbidly obese, but certainly a few extra pounds type. 

how old are you? 30? messing with geriatric yambs.

22

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

22

Should've charged her.

Srs.

 

[fontaine]

I sit back and read some of these stories and it's like damn ya'll need to upgrade the caliber of broads you ******g with.


Sure, you can go to a club and holler at a broad of a diff race and pull. But are you tryna get ALL of your women from the club?? Diversify your bonds.... or don't, ****. Don't matter to me one way or the other I'm just saying, meeting people in natural social settings > bars, lounges, clubs, etc. From a female perspective the times I met dudes in social settings those lasted longer than those where I didn't. Not on some "love" type ****, but it was just more comfortable etc. and more likely to not end terribly... like we were still cool even tho the sex was over.


That's the point I'm making--- what's complex about it? Hang out with a more diverse group of friends and you will start to date a more diverse group of women.

true, but we already established this... you been MIA, sweetheart...

grocery store yambs... we had a theory and everything... social settings is just better... less of a predatory environment, where the yambs have their guard up...

PULLED A YAMB ON THE MOTOCYCLE TODAY...

signs that yambs will be had...

1. has a boyfriend, but still wants be friends (her idea)
2. complimented me on the motorcycle and my dreads.
3. offered to do my dreads for free
4. has a signature of "miss remo babbee" w/ stars in it.
5. texted me 1 hour after giving her my number
6. noticed immediately i wasnt from dallas b/c of how i talk...

layup...

 

[rocky437]

 

22

Should've charged her.

Srs.

nah she was nice, hosted me at her condo downtown in my city, she was high up with a nice view. we had wine, also shes down to see me again. 

 

[rrlegend]

Should've charged her.

Srs.

Make them pay what they way

 

[mugen81]

Went to the burger king in the mall, and this pretty foreign girl is doing the same. She looks at me, I look back don't think to much of it...then I grab my stuf and go sit down, It's a pretty big food court (arundel mills). I sit down and lo she comes sits right across from me on the next table, facing directly at me. I don't think too much of it...as I'm eating I keep noticing homegirl is giving me the stare.

Probably won't happen again, but what the best way to approach such situations, was totally unprepared and just going about my day.

There's no science to this ish..... You should have flashed a smile and said"How are you today".... Guys are thinking to much about the approach scenarios...As men we have the pressure of making the first move but the rejection some are building up is going to kill your success rates....Even if you are going about your day, just try to smile, walk tall, shoulders back, head up, guaranteed some women will approach just on the strength of that...I bet you made ol girl question herself, she literally gave you an opening....don't think about it just be polite, be a gentleman(even if she does some ratchet response), its not going to hurt...

 

[keel252]

when we did cowgirl she couldnt get her balance and she tipped over like 3 times.

 

[ofreshone]

 
Went to the burger king in the mall, and this pretty foreign girl is doing the same. She looks at me, I look back don't think to much of it...then I grab my stuf and go sit down, It's a pretty big food court (arundel mills). I sit down and lo she comes sits right across from me on the next table, facing directly at me. I don't think too much of it...as I'm eating I keep noticing homegirl is giving me the stare.

Probably won't happen again, but what the best way to approach such situations, was totally unprepared and just going about my day.

Dawg, Arundel Mills is the united nations right now.  We have straight foreigners/tourists from all over.  I don't even know how this started.  It def should not be because of the casino.  

Having all these tourists be a blessing and a curse.  

Rang out a few cuties here and there, but can't do anything since I'm on duty (I work at Victoria's Secret and American Eagle)...

plus don't have the balls 

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[bilboshmangins]

 

 
Went to the burger king in the mall, and this pretty foreign girl is doing the same. She looks at me, I look back don't think to much of it...then I grab my stuf and go sit down, It's a pretty big food court (arundel mills). I sit down and lo she comes sits right across from me on the next table, facing directly at me. I don't think too much of it...as I'm eating I keep noticing homegirl is giving me the stare.

Probably won't happen again, but what the best way to approach such situations, was totally unprepared and just going about my day.

Dawg, Arundel Mills is the united nations right now.  We have straight foreigners/tourists from all over.  I don't even know how this started.  It def should not be because of the casino.  

Having all these tourists be a blessing and a curse.  

Ranged out a few cuties here and there, but can't do anything since I'm on duty (I work at Victoria's Secret and American Eagle)...

plus don't have the balls 

.

I was there after work just trying to check out the poker tables since they just opened. I wasn't even in that zone of yamb acquisition...I was just in my own zone. More than anything it just threw me, caught me off guard...after a couple minutes i realized that homegirl was scoping your boy, def should have made a play even if it was just for the story. Plus I have something more serious brewing, but chick I saw was bad...

That's going to be my modus from now on, just do some of this stuff just for the story and experience.

 

[216301baller]

When ppl gon realize its all mental

 

[ofreshone]

^ oh I think we all know.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

went to the reggae festival on the lake today... saw a group of older black men (40s, early 50s tops) chillin' on their boat with a group of older women. The chicks was chilling....then, I seen the light skin dude of the bunch get off the boat and scope out the next group Like, LITERALLY scoping and plotting on the next group he wanted to come over and chill.


After about 10 minutes the initial group when back to their lil' spot on the grass (one ratchet *** ***** was out there in some damn booties or something) and light skin cuz escorted the next group over .... he motioned them to come over and after a little bit of coaxing they all followed suit MAN GAME RECOGNIZE GAME! I couldn't even be mad....

"it's MOB I don't love a *****, I'mma be this way 'till I'm 46 "


As for me, older dudes is slight work I put on a two piece and in less than 5 minutes I got a free ride around the lake on a jet ski (which was my mission in the first place )


Moral of the story? DFW MEMBERS LET'S GO IN ON A BOAT; hit up lake lewisville or some ****....

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]I am The Chick Aggregator. Today at the tailgate I pulled this baaaaad former A&M business woman chick. i knew about her so I pulled her by saying "I finally got the chance to meet you...I admire your work now let me tell you a little about myself". My frat brothers was watching me the wholemtime operate on this chick. i had her putting her number in my phone while my other chick was waiting on me to head back to our other tailgating spot. Then after the game I pulled this grad school hottie that went to the same undergrad with me...her friend gave me a sweet assist talkin bout " girrrrrl he drive a nice BMW 5 Series" then ole chick I pulled was like "next time you drive to Houston take me with you"...got her # and another one in the bag.

Tonight has potential to be very special even though I ain't pushing nothing too hard...just rebuilding the team my dudes.[/COLOR]

 

[bilboshmangins]

went to the reggae festival on the lake today... saw a group of older black men (40s, early 50s tops) chillin' on their boat with a group of older women. The chicks was chilling....then, I seen the light skin dude of the bunch get off the boat and scope out the next group

Like, LITERALLY scoping and plotting on the next group he wanted to come over and chill.


After about 10 minutes the initial group when back to their lil' spot on the grass (one ratchet *** ***** was out there in some damn booties or something) and light skin cuz escorted the next group over .... he motioned them to come over and after a little bit of coaxing they all followed suit

MAN GAME RECOGNIZE GAME! I couldn't even be mad....

"it's MOB I don't love a *****, I'mma be this way 'till I'm 46 "

As for me, older dudes is slight work

I put on a two piece and in less than 5 minutes I got a free ride around the lake on a jet ski (which was my mission in the first place

)


Moral of the story? DFW MEMBERS LET'S GO IN ON A BOAT; hit up lake lewisville or some ****....

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

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[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Bonus pic. Me and Sydney Colson the starting PG for A&M NCAA Championship Team in 2011...chillin at the tailgate. I be everywhere [/COLOR]

 

[216301baller]

Wait is that sydney colson???
That's my wife can't eem hate smh lol

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Wait is that sydney colson???
That's my wife can't eem hate smh lol

[COLOR=#red]Yea bro, I had her cracking up...my dude all I could think about was Love and Basketball Imagine heading to the gym with your chick and y'all working each others games out...that's the fantasy that flashed through my mind when I was talking to her.

I saw her last night but didn't get a chance to speak, but lo and behold I ran into her today.[/COLOR]

 

[mugen81]

I see you Elder....

It's a damn shame when you give your boy the alley oop and you are watching him crash and burn at this party, even wifey trying to save this situation but he is fumbling worst then Mark Sanchez....My lab/group partner is giving me the eye off death right now....
Lord I wish this fight would start right now lol

 

[アミーゴ]

[COLOR=#red]Yea bro, I had her cracking up...my dude all I could think about was Love and Basketball Imagine heading to the gym with your chick and y'all working each others games out...that's the fantasy that flashed through my mind when I was talking to her.

I saw her last night but didn't get a chance to speak, but lo and behold I ran into her today.[/COLOR]

That's my Pac-12 girl...The dream is becoming a realization.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Expound Mugen.

E, I've never truly experienced that before. Could only imagine bro. [/COLOR]

 

[アミーゴ]

[COLOR=#red]Expound Mugen.

E, I've never truly experienced that before. Could only imagine bro. [/COLOR]

I would say what school and everything...but we got some lurkers here and there...I'll send the pm sooner than later

 

[mugen81]

[COLOR=#red]Expound Mugen.

E, I've never truly experienced that before. Could only imagine bro. [/COLOR]

My Homie was just claming up... I introduce them( coincidentally my group partner and my girl have a mutual friend), plus my lab partner and I have become real cool and I thought my mans would be a good fit but this ***** wasnt even trying to make conversation, all nervous and ****, smh... But I can understand, he just ended things with his ex and getting your confidence back is hard but my lab partner keeps saying she's horny and ****, so I was trying to get them a yamb session popping off....But as I sit here something is going on between my girl and her and they keep looking at me and giggling... I don't want to say but I think my one fantasy my come true tonight...