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I need to start coming in this thread more often posting pics & telling stories. Good ish fellas
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.. Yeah I know, but it's not like I'm posting nudes or anything.. camel toes are everywhere and her face isn't in the pic... I put it in the same category as a bathing suit pic...
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Congrats Mugen!
As long as I've been reading this thread I've still been having problems.
I think it all comes down to my approach.
I usually get girls numbers under the guise of needing help with HW (which I did need) or study buddies or some other platonic/school related reasons.
For the numbers I've already gotten that way: how do I convert that into a yamb situation?
For the numbers I've yet to get: how do I approach in a way that let's them know it's a yamb situation and not a friend situation.
As long as I've been reading this thread I've still been having problems.
I think it all comes down to my approach.
I usually get girls numbers under the guise of needing help with HW (which I did need) or study buddies or some other platonic/school related reasons.
For the numbers I've already gotten that way: how do I convert that into a yamb situation?
For the numbers I've yet to get: how do I approach in a way that let's them know it's a yamb situation and not a friend situation.
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I think part of the problem there is getting the number under a guise of anything. You know what you want, approach it like that. The guise thing is if she fronted for whatever reason they do at first, but will still give the number for homework help even though they know what you want (odd creatures). Important part there is she knows you're interested, compliment her clothes and physical features or something. Hold her hand and make a funny comment about it (small hands/long fingers etc), point someting out and touch her hips while doing it, don't worry, she won't flinch. Well maybe at first until it stops being awkward for you, but get some form of touch going. Get her talking about some personal ****. Try being in the mindset where instead of " i'm gonna smash", it's "she's gonna wanna smash". And don't be afraid to take it to a sexual route when you got her back at the room doing HW, chicks get smashed everyday b.
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smashed this older female(40 and im 27) inside and on top my car last week in this lookout spot
she was fiendin. had them SUPER moist yambs
so we talking through text a couple minutes ago and shes telling me about the head she gave me saying
"i never did it before but when i seen ur "member" i just had to suck it" i just looked at my phone with the biggest
she was fiendin. had them SUPER moist yambs
so we talking through text a couple minutes ago and shes telling me about the head she gave me saying
"i never did it before but when i seen ur "member" i just had to suck it" i just looked at my phone with the biggest
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This dude Triz showing off the deer foot you're wild bro
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Great post. Just gonna add on what he said regarding non study approaches.....
Everytime you approach a girl with your mindset being "I'm gonna smash" most of the time it fails. Sometimes you need to stop looking at females as walking sex objects (even though they are
). If you approach with the midnset that you already know her as if she was a close friend your confidence will sky rocket. With that confidence + a small compliment (nothing cheesy, compliment her bag, hair, or outfit not her eyes ) she'll feel better about you. Then before you dip just ask her out for coffee. ******* like coffee/tea. Mark Antony said it perfectly when he said you gotta think "she's gonna wanna smash."
As far as during your study sessions see if she wants to grab food during a break or after studying. If you dont wanna go that route you need to incorporate touching (stupid palm reading games work) or talk about HER INTERESTS not SCHOOL WORK.
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Working on this cougar with double D's, she came by the crib last night. Bout to be 50 in November. Planning to come through again and cook me some pasta.
Wants to do some adventurous mountain climbing thing and I told we could come back and shower together and she's with it.
Told her since she likes bubble baths we could get a room with a big tub and take a bubble bath together, her panties moistened and I could hear it through the phone.
She was skeptical about talking to me since I'm 27 but she hit me with that "you're real mature" line so I'm working my way in there. Even gave her a quick ballroom dance lesson, I could see the look on her face as her panties once again moistened.
Wants to do some adventurous mountain climbing thing and I told we could come back and shower together and she's with it.
Told her since she likes bubble baths we could get a room with a big tub and take a bubble bath together, her panties moistened and I could hear it through the phone.
She was skeptical about talking to me since I'm 27 but she hit me with that "you're real mature" line so I'm working my way in there. Even gave her a quick ballroom dance lesson, I could see the look on her face as her panties once again moistened.
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get that aarp membership my dude!!!!!
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Good Looks Tay Fam, came home to nothing but bride magazines, she has so many damn ideas,too cute...
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Is that a bad thing?Cambodian
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Thanks for the tips guys...Great post. Just gonna add on what he said regarding non study approaches.....
Everytime you approach a girl with your mindset being "I'm gonna smash" most of the time it fails. Sometimes you need to stop looking at females as walking sex objects (even though they are). If you approach with the midnset that you already know her as if she was a close friend your confidence will sky rocket. With that confidence + a small compliment (nothing cheesy, compliment her bag, hair, or outfit not her eyes
) she'll feel better about you. Then before you dip just ask her out for coffee. ******* like coffee/tea.
Mark Antony said it perfectly when he said you gotta think "she's gonna wanna smash."
As far as during your study sessions see if she wants to grab food during a break or after studying. If you dont wanna go that route you need to incorporate touching (stupid palm reading games work) or talk about HER INTERESTS not SCHOOL WORK.
Haha, how'd you know I was goin in with the "I'm gonna smash mindset"!?
Now to get the balls to be that confident from the jump.....
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Great post. Just gonna add on what he said regarding non study approaches.....
Everytime you approach a girl with your mindset being "I'm gonna smash" most of the time it fails. Sometimes you need to stop looking at females as walking sex objects (even though they are
Mark Antony said it perfectly when he said you gotta think "she's gonna wanna smash."
As far as during your study sessions see if she wants to grab food during a break or after studying. If you dont wanna go that route you need to incorporate touching (stupid palm reading games work) or talk about HER INTERESTS not SCHOOL WORK.
Gotta thank you two for these posts.
I was about to make the same mistake. Noticed today there's one girl in my class that I've seen on campus before. Really cute chick and exactly my style, I feel a different sort of attraction to her. The first girl I'm going to approach in a while without the mind state of just trying to get yambs tbh. I was going to pull the study buddy move but y'all posts made me realize that's pointless, need to make it clear from the get go.
The coffee/tea idea works much better imo, will be used next class and we'll see how it goes
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Add to that, always be on top of your game, look good and smell good. You never know who notices. You could be that dude they all want to tear it down and not even know it.
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I want to revisit a Yamb pick up places we discussed before.
GYM YAMBS
It's too easy my brethren.
You don't even need to know exactly what you're doing on exercies, just be smarter than the potential yambs sitting around catching butterflies in the gym, and be like, hey you know you should do it like this because............
you strike up convo, next thing you know you're getting the number to work out together, then to hang out on weekend and have a healthy meal then bam
Yambs acquired
Love the gym yambs,
and yes to figure out if they're single or not, study the small algorithm of their gym behavior.
Chicks in a relationship move to their destination get the work out done, and they don't usually cross that line in to the jungle (that imaginary line between cardio equipment and the actual weights) They go to the classes get in and get out less than an hour.
Now the single chicks, cross that line.
wanders around machine to machine, almost Peacocking. they drift machine to machine or weight to weight, taking an extra bit of time in between sets..
Look out for this behavior.
those are the single yambs, who don't mind being approached
GYM YAMBS
It's too easy my brethren.
You don't even need to know exactly what you're doing on exercies, just be smarter than the potential yambs sitting around catching butterflies in the gym, and be like, hey you know you should do it like this because............
you strike up convo, next thing you know you're getting the number to work out together, then to hang out on weekend and have a healthy meal then bam
Yambs acquired
Love the gym yambs,
and yes to figure out if they're single or not, study the small algorithm of their gym behavior.
Chicks in a relationship move to their destination get the work out done, and they don't usually cross that line in to the jungle (that imaginary line between cardio equipment and the actual weights) They go to the classes get in and get out less than an hour.
Now the single chicks, cross that line.
wanders around machine to machine, almost Peacocking. they drift machine to machine or weight to weight, taking an extra bit of time in between sets..
Look out for this behavior.
those are the single yambs, who don't mind being approached
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So HR assigned me a new Office Assistant temp last week. (My old one took another position elsewhere) This new girl knows EXACTLY what she's doing. 23, fresh out of college, doing everything she can to move up professionally.
Being extra flirty, doing certain things to catch my attention. Asking aboutny personal life. The innuendo. I can already smell trouble.
One of my core principles is to NEVER dip my pen in company ink but girl is definitely walking that fine line. A part of me wants to tear her down and put this man-eater in her place but all logic points waiting it out for a month before telling HR she doesn't seem to be working out and having her replaced.
Pray for me fellas. This woman got me feeling like Idris Elba in Obsessed.
Being extra flirty, doing certain things to catch my attention. Asking aboutny personal life. The innuendo. I can already smell trouble.
One of my core principles is to NEVER dip my pen in company ink but girl is definitely walking that fine line. A part of me wants to tear her down and put this man-eater in her place but all logic points waiting it out for a month before telling HR she doesn't seem to be working out and having her replaced.
Pray for me fellas. This woman got me feeling like Idris Elba in Obsessed.
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Ciroc is good enough for any chic, you don't want to get to top shelf or else they will be sleep. I know there are certainly better vodka's out there but for the price I would put Ciroc up there, Pinnacle isn't bad either just based off the fact they have so many flavors, damn whip cream flavored vodka, chocolate. They are crazy with the flavors, you start mixing those and chicks goin go crazy.
Only thing is please don't have them jackin S*** up, squating in the curl rack or curling in the squat rack. I see some bad chicks at LA Fitness just doing it all wrong, then you see dudes come up tryin to do what you sayin. Only to give them even worse advice I sit back and watch just waiting for her to mess her back up.
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Bruh's don't you love getting texts like this.
Just make a man feel good.
Just make a man feel good.
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I thought I was the only one who knew of Pinnacle lmao. Always get Pinnacle when spending the night with a lady. Always.
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Only thing is please don't have them jackin S*** up, squating in the curl rack or curling in the squat rack. I see some bad chicks at LA Fitness just doing it all wrong, then you see dudes come up tryin to do what you sayin. Only to give them even worse advice I sit back and watch just waiting for her to mess her back up.
Lol the small advantage I have is I've been a trainer, on top of doing competitive body building (I'm middle weight, not ronnie coleman super heavy weight big lol)
so atleast when they see me, they can see i know what im doing. and the fact that I can explain and break down what is working, how its working and what it should feel like
I hate seeing girls do the wrong thing, especially if they're using the machine i need to get on haha
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this right here is prime advice. major kudos to you for this.Great post. Just gonna add on what he said regarding non study approaches.....
Everytime you approach a girl with your mindset being "I'm gonna smash" most of the time it fails. Sometimes you need to stop looking at females as walking sex objects (even though they are). If you approach with the midnset that you already know her as if she was a close friend your confidence will sky rocket. With that confidence + a small compliment (nothing cheesy, compliment her bag, hair, or outfit not her eyes) she'll feel better about you. Then before you dip just ask her out for coffee. ******* like coffee/tea.
Mark Antony said it perfectly when he said you gotta think "she's gonna wanna smash."
As far as during your study sessions see if she wants to grab food during a break or after studying. If you dont wanna go that route you need to incorporate touching (stupid palm reading games work) or talk about HER INTERESTS not SCHOOL WORK.
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I gotta jump in on this tangent, I know this thread about YAMBS so I apologize in advance but yall ever correct a man in the gym?Lol the small advantage I have is I've been a trainer, on top of doing competitive body building (I'm middle weight, not ronnie coleman super heavy weight big lol)Only thing is please don't have them jackin S*** up, squating in the curl rack or curling in the squat rack. I see some bad chicks at LA Fitness just doing it all wrong, then you see dudes come up tryin to do what you sayin. Only to give them even worse advice I sit back and watch just waiting for her to mess her back up.
so atleast when they see me, they can see i know what im doing. and the fact that I can explain and break down what is working, how its working and what it should feel like
I hate seeing girls do the wrong thing, especially if they're using the machine i need to get on haha
I only ask because I've seen some ****** up ****, like I'll be working out and sometimes I'll see incorrect form or an "exercise" that's flat out dangerous and be genuinely worried for someone's health and safety. Yall just let those kind of dudes cook? I've never actually said anything but should I?
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