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Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to make up stories about how I would smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to make up stories about how I would smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Shut up.
Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to make up stories about how I would smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Shut up.
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Originally Posted by AR Guy
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
You disgust me. As soon as you found out her husband was deployed you should have been a man and called it quits...
Originally Posted by AR Guy
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
You disgust me. As soon as you found out her husband was deployed you should have been a man and called it quits...
Son, how do you start out by flat out saying you used to make up stories about a certain situation, and then proceed to tell a story about said situation in the same paragraph.Originally Posted by IamMD
Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to make up stories about how I would smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Shut up.
huh? ok..because nothing like that has ever happened in your life..doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Why lie about that?
Son, how do you start out by flat out saying you used to make up stories about a certain situation, and then proceed to tell a story about said situation in the same paragraph.Originally Posted by IamMD
Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282
Originally Posted by IamMD
When I was 19 I used to make up stories about how I would smash an older chick that was married to a man that was doing a tour in Iraq. I used to bring my homies over there and I would make her cook us dinner. I would smash and then dip. I worked at the Commissary at the time (where i met her) and she would stalk me heavily, and her husband eventually found out...but he was just more tight with her than anything.
Shut up.
huh? ok..because nothing like that has ever happened in your life..doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Why lie about that?
dog, that fake #@+ rapper obviously changed my quote...Originally Posted by HAM CITY
Son, how do you start out by flat out saying you used to make up stories about a certain situation, and then proceed to tell a story about said situation in the same paragraph.Originally Posted by IamMD
Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282
Shut up.
huh? ok..because nothing like that has ever happened in your life..doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Why lie about that?
I've seriously never seen that before.
dog, that fake #@+ rapper obviously changed my quote...Originally Posted by HAM CITY
Son, how do you start out by flat out saying you used to make up stories about a certain situation, and then proceed to tell a story about said situation in the same paragraph.Originally Posted by IamMD
Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282
Shut up.
huh? ok..because nothing like that has ever happened in your life..doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Why lie about that?
I've seriously never seen that before.
Originally Posted by IamMD
dog, that fake #@+ rapper obviously changed my quote...Originally Posted by HAM CITY
Son, how do you start out by flat out saying you used to make up stories about a certain situation, and then proceed to tell a story about said situation in the same paragraph.Originally Posted by IamMD
huh? ok..because nothing like that has ever happened in your life..doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Why lie about that?
I've seriously never seen that before.
Originally Posted by Two Zero Five
Wish I could have had sex with my art teacher
If I was one of those kids, I would be diddy boppin' in the hallways just swaggin'