The Invincible Thread

[DeadsetAce]

Bolo and Machine would break the record Brady and Moss have. Easy.

settle down, hombre

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puppet


man i'm almost kind of sad there are no more debates. that clown provides so many damn lulz





i just saw the ESPN promo for this week's MNF with that Third Eye Blind song playing. is that where you got the idea for your post yesterday, nick. ?? or you think of it totally on your own?

 

[Trey Bantz]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

Before dismissing his 5-0 team for the bye week, coach Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed animals of the feline variety throughout Winter Park. Their throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing within seeping out, and were then splattered with red paint.

Hanging on the larger cat in the locker room was a sign that read “Fat Cats Get Slaughtered.”

You can't make this **** up

 

[rook]

Doctors are saying Teddy may never play again

Source?

 

[carver]

Zim

 

[nick.]

Bolo and Machine would break the record Brady and Moss have. Easy.

settle down, hombre

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puppet


man i'm almost kind of sad there are no more debates. that clown provides so many damn lulz





i just saw the ESPN promo for this week's MNF with that Third Eye Blind song playing. is that where you got the idea for your post yesterday, nick. ?? or you think of it totally on your own?

Got it from them |I

I love that commercial

 

[D StaXX]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

 

[Armada]

 

[DeadsetAce]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

wow

 

[northoaklandfc]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

Before dismissing his 5-0 team for the bye week, coach Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed animals of the feline variety throughout Winter Park. Their throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing within seeping out, and were then splattered with red paint.

Hanging on the larger cat in the locker room was a sign that read “Fat Cats Get Slaughtered.”

Zimmer still the man though.

 

[spacedoodoo]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

Before dismissing his 5-0 team for the bye week, coach Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed animals of the feline variety throughout Winter Park. Their throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing within seeping out, and were then splattered with red paint.

Hanging on the larger cat in the locker room was a sign that read “Fat Cats Get Slaughtered.”

no wonder they lost 

 

[Chester McFloppy]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

Before dismissing his 5-0 team for the bye week, coach Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed animals of the feline variety throughout Winter Park. Their throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing within seeping out, and were then splattered with red paint.

Hanging on the larger cat in the locker room was a sign that read “Fat Cats Get Slaughtered.”

Well that's weird

 

[illoquent aka dsk]

Originally Posted by StillIn729  

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

Before dismissing his 5-0 team for the bye week, coach Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed animals of the feline variety throughout Winter Park. Their throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing within seeping out, and were then splattered with red paint.

Hanging on the larger cat in the locker room was a sign that read “Fat Cats Get Slaughtered.”

YOOOOOOO.

Zim does this for motivation, and @651akathePaul's aggressive alter ego makes appearances on here when he's wasted. **** is going on up there in Minnesota? Y'all morphing into actual Vikings or what?

The alter ego probably helped Zim set this **** up.

 

[EddieDoyers]

did anyone see this Mike Zimmer thing where he staged a stuffed animal massacre to motivate the Vikings...WHAT THE F

Before dismissing his 5-0 team for the bye week, coach Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed animals of the feline variety throughout Winter Park. Their throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing within seeping out, and were then splattered with red paint.

Hanging on the larger cat in the locker room was a sign that read “Fat Cats Get Slaughtered.”

PETA about to get offended by this

 

[Trey Bantz]

651akathepaul 's drunken predictions before the season started were comedic gold

 

[buc em]

651akathepaul 's drunken predictions before the season started were comedic gold

I need to see those again...that man was on another level

 

[ny mavurs]

Disturbing actions by Zimmer

 

[nick.]

651akathepaul 's drunken predictions before the season started were comedic gold

I need to see those again...that man was on another level

NFC West intrigues me quite a bit...

Carson is cowering and I don't know if their window is still wide open (it's open, but not as wide)
Seattle's O-line is a major major issue (I'd still peg as favorites, AZ is overrated)
St. Louis is the definition of mediocre, yet they have the defensive personnel to make this kinda interesting, despite recent track record (As much underrated as AZ is overrated. I can honestly see them sneaking this division W).
Niners suck and little faith, but playing devil's advocate they have little to lose and may sneak a few W's within the division....Not likely though.

1. Rams
2. Seahawks
3. Cardinals
4. Niners

NFC North:

If I weren't a Vikes fan, I think I'd be taken serious, but I believe it's their division to lose.
Rodges will always pose a threat, so nothin is a gimme, but a few W's of theirs were lucky and a trend has them losing those games this year...Still not discounting. A-Rodg is a baddd man.
I'm relatively higher on Detroit this season, but think they're a class behind Minnesota at the moment. I think they may surprise.
Chicago's offense can be dynamic. Receivers are nice and maybe more than that and Langford is solid (I really like, actually)...Cutler is the same (uber-talented, yet prove it!...Many years into career, mutliptle changeover in O-coords notwithstanding), why should we expect any different at this point?

1. Vikings
2. Lions
3. Packers
4. Bears

Love me some Romo, but what's realistic at this point?
Eagles complete changeover, but a lot to be excited about. One of the Wentz supporters and believe he's legit/real deal for the future.
HTTR = willful hope. Can't say i completely doubt, but I'm not a buyer after only onse season of 'just above mediocrity.' I'd like to root for Cuz, but not a true believer...Pass...
Giants...Hmmm...Offensive weapons with a still clueless Eli..What is of their defense? Hmm, I say...

1.Giants
2. Cowboys
3. 'Skins
4. Eagles

NFC South is a chore.

Saints are blahhpissass****on defense...Still have a decent young core...Brees is still there!
Matty Ice is still Matty nice to me...Very good QB, but that defense :x Even Tru getting beat down in preseason
Cam...Caaammm..Was a staunch supporter, probably always will be, but something wreaks...I just don't feel like betting on another repeat.
Bucs...Hmmmmmmmmm....Jameis is the ****!...Running game is better given Jameis' abilities...Defense is stout and probably underrated...I like this team, so **** what you think.

1. Buccaneers
2. Falcons
3. Panthers
4. Falcons

AFC West:

I said Raiders were serious about building something back when it was the OG expendable squad...Ya'll can't kill me right now because I'm trying for unbiased, but Carr is a slinger and I'm less sold on him than many...Buutt...I like what da Raidazzz are doin' and that's for sure..
Chargers...Huh? Who? What?...Nobody cares about these slums right now...Sounds about right for a team due for a playoff birth.
Broncos...So, ya'll wanna hate on Peyton, eh? Say that any quarterback could have gave them a SB ring last year, eh? Stupid *** foolios. Sanchez is in a battle with Siemian....I'd like to cheer for him, so maybe I will, but that don't smell like repeat..of nothing..passs! metaphorically? Ha!
Chiefs...Defense, check! NT's favorite Q, check! great run game possibly despite Charles, Check!..I like...I really really like.

1. Chiefs
2. Broncos
3. Chargers
4. Raiders

AFC North:

I was on him from day 1, so might as well circle back. RGIII is the truth!
Pittsburgh was my summer SB pick, but not Bryant, less Bell for 3 games, easy excuse to pass on these dudes...LB's crew is looking really nice to me though.
Cincy...Eh...Time to fall off. It's time...Goodbye
Baltimore...Probably thought less about them anyone this off season...Ripe for a playoff run, most likely then.

1. Browns
2. Ravens
3. Steelers
4. Bengals

AFC South:

Suck assess...Snooozzeee

1. Jaguars
2. Texans
3. Colts
4. Titans

AFC East..

Reign, over...BB and TB the mortals...Gronk and Edelman injuries will align at worst times..Pats will drop.
Tyrod m-****'in Taylor...Grasp, my dude.
Jets: ..fall from grace. Fitz ain't no savior. I kinda like him though, so not upset if proves me wrong.
Miami....Miami...Miaaammmiii...No idea I support Tannehill more than most...Not sure of supporting cast, but feel something in my gizzard that says playoffs

1. Buffalo
2. Miami
3. N.E.
4. Jets

Super Bowl: Vikings vs. Chiefs.

Yep!

 

[651akathepaul]

Doctors are saying Teddy may never play again

Entirely too premature for this talk. What I read was that the question was posed to other team doctor's and the majority commented on its severity and they wouldn't be surprised if he never played again, but none of them were close to the situation.

Teddy Bridgewater continues to rehab in Minnesota and he is making progress. Nearly two months after he dislocated his knee, Bridgewater is making strides and Vikings officials are pleased with where he's at. But other doctors around the league know there are no guarantees Bridgewater will be able to return to the type of quarterback he was, if he makes it back to the NFL at all.

As one doctor who's worked with NFL teams said this week, "If he didn't make it back, it wouldn't surprise me. This is a bad injury, about the worst knee injury a player can have."

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/t...dgewater-might-never-make-it-back-to-the-nfl/

651akathepaul 's drunken predictions before the season started were comedic gold

I need to see those again...that man was on another level

Naahhh...let's keep those buried.

Edit: Toooo late. Yeah, none of those were close.

 

[IATT]

http://www.sbnation.com/2016/10/24/...l-beckham-nfl-rules-hypocrisy-product-ratings

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

Yea, that's why I said MAY never play again. I agree though, waaay too early to even speak about that right now. Everyone heals differently.

 

[shatterkneesinc]

Article is as insightful as Magic Johnson quotes

Its only been about 2 months since he injured his knees

 

[CJ616]

Browns HC Hue Jackson: "We are not going to trade Joe Thomas."
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 24, 2016

 

[IATT]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/10/24/hue-jackson-says-browns-arent-trading-joe-thomas/

 

[stillin729]

Minnesota is the only team who should even consider trading for Joe Thomas

 

[IATT]

Minnesota is the only team who should even consider trading for Joe Thomas

seattle?