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Garrett Jones Tormenting Dodgers
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Get your Garrett Jones jerseys now... 3 HR's already, first ABhomers in both games... dude hit 21 in 82 games last year, he's goingto beast on them this year I do believe.

I hate sluggers like him.

How do you hit 21 home runs and only drive in 44 runs?
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Faus, please rebound. Please.
 
Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason


Get your Garrett Jones jerseys now... 3 HR's already, first ABhomers in both games... dude hit 21 in 82 games last year, he's goingto beast on them this year I do believe.

probably because nobody else could ever get on base.
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Clayton Kershaw.

The next big thing.

Carmona looking good so far outside of Konerko. So is Peavy.
 
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typical Rich Harden start...

3.2 IP, 8 K, 1H, 5BB, 1HBP, 3ER ... Abortion of a 4th inning aided by Michael Young's glorious defense at third...
 
Carmona looking good so far outside of Konerko.
Not really.

Konerko OWNS us.

I love Max Scherzer.

Edit: I am SUCH a jinx. Since I posted that, Scherzer hit one, walked one and gave up a hit (his first of the game), but got out of it with a punch out.
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Originally Posted by 651akathePaul

I think Konerko owns every team in the AL Central.
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Jake's outing tonight was, by his own standards, pretty underwhelming

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It'd be nice if we could just pitch Matt Thornton everyday outta our pen

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Originally Posted by Proshares

Clayton Kershaw.

The next big thing.

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He's gonna need to learn how to throw strikes if he expects to be anything close to "the next big thing."  How many did he walk?  6 today?  He consistently fails to get through 5 innings.  Almost a third of his starts last year he didnt go longer than 5 innings. 
 
Originally Posted by dland24

Originally Posted by Proshares

Clayton Kershaw.

The next big thing.

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He's gonna need to learn how to throw strikes if he expects to be anything close to "the next big thing."  How many did he walk?  6 today?  He consistently fails to get through 5 innings.  Almost a third of his starts last year he didnt go longer than 5 innings. 


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you know I was being sarcastic, right?
 
Originally Posted by Proshares

Originally Posted by dland24

Originally Posted by Proshares

Clayton Kershaw.

The next big thing.

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He's gonna need to learn how to throw strikes if he expects to be anything close to "the next big thing."  How many did he walk?  6 today?  He consistently fails to get through 5 innings.  Almost a third of his starts last year he didnt go longer than 5 innings. 


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you know I was being sarcastic, right?
I bet you he finishes with 18 wins.
 
Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by Proshares

Originally Posted by dland24

Originally Posted by Proshares

Clayton Kershaw.

The next big thing.

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He's gonna need to learn how to throw strikes if he expects to be anything close to "the next big thing."  How many did he walk?  6 today?  He consistently fails to get through 5 innings.  Almost a third of his starts last year he didnt go longer than 5 innings. 


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you know I was being sarcastic, right?
I bet you he finishes with 18 wins.
Wins are a reflection of how good your team is, not how good a pitcher you are.  And PS, I didnt catch the sarcasm.  My bad.  Been saying this for 10 years....there needs to be a universal sarcasm font.
 
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