The Official Off-Season NBA Thread

[BIG LEEMELONE]

A non-basketball female co-worker asked me about Ben Simmons. I ended up having to use her dry erase board to explain the evolution of "spacing" in the NBA to eventually get to the point of why him NOT shooting is such a big deal. I'm sure she would be able to run circles around BIG LEEMELONE from a basketball strategy standpoint after me spending just 30 minutes coaching her UP.

So a chick tries to hit on you and you respond by getting your coach Nick ON with the clipboard and dusty marker. Let me know when you make your move and invite her on to your podcast

Spoiler

 

[elpablo21]

why'd they ask you like you're a source

Was curious what tells he was giving

To be fair I was rocking some M&N Sixers shorts

 

[sooperhooper]

HAS PATTY MILLS MISSED A THREE THIS SEASON?

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Tf wrong with THT. Dude just botched a wide open layup

 

[P C H]

@BIG FISH …Klay seem super cool. Buddy be talking his ****, minding his business and just hooping. Nothing really corny or square about him. He just him. A lot of people like that about him.

What I don’t like, is how THEY “humorize” him in that aloof, Ted Lasso comedy-esque “I love Klay” type ****. His love for dogs, and boating…and not being threatening endears him to a certain few.

hEaDbAnD KlAY
ChInA kLAY OMG!!!

hate that **** man lol always cringe

 

[addict4sneakers]

Tf wrong with THT. Dude just botched a wide open layup

Braids too tight

 

[Peep Game]

A non-basketball female co-worker asked me about Ben Simmons. I ended up having to use her dry erase board to explain the evolution of "spacing" in the NBA to eventually get to the point of why him NOT shooting is such a big deal. I'm sure she would be able to run circles around BIG LEEMELONE from a basketball strategy standpoint after me spending just 30 minutes coaching her UP.

Were you wearing a Juventud mask and Jeff Hardy boots when you did this?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

HAS PATTY MILLS MISSED A THREE THIS SEASON?

Yes.

 

[king j]

That’s exactly what he is dog…
Idk how nobody else sees it

Hes somehow seen as this Loveable “Aww shucks” goofball when in reality he’s just lame/corny AF and he’s also become overrated.Dude is not a top 75 player ever.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

So a chick tries to hit on you and you respond by getting your coach Nick ON with the clipboard and dusty marker. Let me know when you make your move and invite her on to your podcast

Spoiler

She was a 275 lb white woman. She was more your speed than mine.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Hes somehow seen as this Loveable “Aww shucks” goofball when in reality he’s just lame/corny AF and he’s also become overrated.Dude is not a top 75 player ever.

Reggie miller is less accomplished and is even cornier

 

[wavycrocket]

Hes somehow seen as this Loveable “Aww shucks” goofball when in reality he’s just lame/corny AF and he’s also become overrated.Dude is not a top 75 player ever.

Boost the Steph Curry agenda then

 

[storm2006]

why'd they ask you like you're a source

Easy. The cashier saw his cart

 

[king j]

Reggie miller is less accomplished and is even cornier

Reggie never played w/a Steph or KD

 

[sooperhooper]

Yes.

I was exaggerating but I've legit only seen him miss one off balance contested 3. Other than that he's barely even touched the rim.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Here we go with this Klay talk.

Soon "someone" will be telling us Klay > Milwaukee Bucks/Seattle Ray Allen.

I won't say any names though.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Here we go with this Klay talk.

Soon "someone" will be telling us Klay > Milwaukee Bucks/Seattle Ray Allen.

I won't say any names though.

At me

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

She was a woman. She was more your speed than mine.

Fixed

 

[antidope]

Here we go with this Klay talk.

Soon "someone" will be telling us Klay > Milwaukee Bucks/Seattle Ray Allen.

I won't say any names though.

Where's the lie?

 

[moe200069]

Went to the store to pick some last minute things and the first thing the cashier asks me is what the Sixers gonna do about Simmons man

This thing global

Pabs, which nike factory store in the PNW did you procure your simmons jersey from??

 

[youngwolf]

Tatum's facial hair is terrible.

 

[moe200069]

F**** Klay.
Easily the most unlikable out of the Warriors big 3.

5-6 years of NT dudes talkin about "**** STEVE!" and "**** YUKMOUTH DRAY!!" i got used to that. never thought i'd see the day someone find a reason to hate klaydagawd. i thought he was universally beloved.

mans just clocks in and clocks out and does his **** so he can chill on his boat with his dog. the silent assassin. how do you hate on 60 points on 11 dribbles?

 

[youngwolf]

HAS PATTY MILLS MISSED A THREE THIS SEASON?

He's missed 57 entering tonight.

 

[friscostylez]

When killa klay hangs it up, he will be without any doubt top 5 SGOAT

 

[frshstunna]

Klay be chillin, staying out the way…Yo just gets some extra luv from the media/fans cuz a few of his documented interests align with theirs

Also Andrew Wiggins could NEVER do what Klay does on GS, even back when yo still had potential and was “Maple Jordan” , can’t believe I seen that in here