the thread about nothing...

[bendover]

We were together at the time [emoji]128554[/emoji]
$50 each down the drain [emoji]128545[/emoji]

 

[ICEBERGSLIM]

Damn my b. I know that wound must be fresh n this ain't help

 

[jpzx]

A facility in Massachusetts is now paying up to $13,000 annually for bowel movement deposits/donations.

I'm serious.

 

[Roderick Kingsley]

yikes. i could never trust a significant other with my car, unless i'm on the verge of marrying him. pops would SLAUGHTER me. 

but then again out of all the boyfriends i had, only one actually had a driver's license. 

 not even my current one drives.

 

[benzilla427]

A facility in Massachusetts is now paying up to $13,000 annually for bowel movement deposits/donations.

I'm serious.

Saw this the other day. Apparently it's pretty tough to get through the screening. I think the article I read said you'd have a better chance of getting into MIT lol. I think it's the same way with donating sperm or eggs; you gotta be in peak physical condition.

 

[mjwizkid]

 

[andretti]

We were together at the time [emoji]128554[/emoji]
$50 each down the drain [emoji]128545[/emoji]

I woulda mutked her

 

[DadNboujee]

Just had one of these. FML

 

[iYen]

 

[EddieDoyers]

I let my ex borrow the car for Christmas and I get 2 tickets mailed in today. TWO!!!! How does somebody even get 2 tickets in one day!!! Man I'm heated.

She's an ex for a good reason

 

[bendover]

I woulda mutked her

I wanna murder her with this D [emoji]128545[/emoji]

She's an ex for a good reason

I keep telling myself that too

Damn my b. I know that wound must be fresh n this ain't help

Thank You Brotha [emoji]128591[/emoji]
It's tough mang

 

[jking0821]

Been in california since tuesday. Out here for the SMAP satellite launch since i worked on the project. Launch got scrubbed today...upper level wind constraints
I woke up at 3am for it...and now have to do the same thing tomorrow.

But if all goes well i will be in LA friday night...any body know a good bar or spot for drinks in LA. Something maybe with music or just low key place?

Where do you work if you don't mind? Studying engineering with a focus on space systems. Would love to know more.

I work at NASA at the Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt MD. Love my job but i am but a lowly financial analyst. But the people i work with are crazy smart

 

[georgescorewell]

Y'all just wanna deal with drama, talking bout ****** who got things y'all ready to kill his momma

everything you into is underworld related, you'll sell ya man out, not even ya girl us sacred

you don't trust a soul, hold up, we molding soldiers...

 

[ICEBERGSLIM]

Nasir

 

[ognikehead85]

 

[literacycat]

Friend: you wanna do something later?

Me: ok

Friend: cool i'll text you later.

3 hours later

Me: you still tryna do something?

No response from friend. 

 

[southernhospita]

that ***** Mia Khalifa wack as **** my g lol

 

[southernhospita]

........

 

[literacycat]

i wanna see her read a book. real talk. give me 30 minutes of her reading faulkner. 

 

[ohokalright]

keep denying the potential of a young head hunter in the making
yeah, the twerk was trash but boy can she eat em.

 

[socalkid]

TGIF

 

[beh235]

beh we're both from that era man

my  man 

We were together at the time [emoji]128554[/emoji]
$50 each down the drain [emoji]128545[/emoji]

At least she didn't leave you with herpes

I mentally read certain peoples posts on NT in specific voices

Is it just me?
 

Nah, I do it too. I won't reveal what voice I used for whom tho 

 
Y'all just wanna deal with drama, talking bout ****** who got things y'all ready to kill his momma

everything you into is underworld related, you'll sell ya man out, not even ya girl us sacred

you don't trust a soul, hold up, we molding soldiers...

This color purple'll make whoopi give me the *****, or Sealy,Oprah, and Danny Glover gotta feel me

 

Oooohhhh laaaa ohhhhhh laaaa ayeee

 

[omariwestafari]

yikes. i could never trust a significant other with my car, unless i'm on the verge of marrying him. pops would SLAUGHTER me. 

but then again out of all the boyfriends i had, only one actually had a driver's license.   not even my current one drives.

Why you always with these bum dudes

 

[BALH ENH]

How you get 2 tickets in one day?? Thats just stupid.

 

[ghost430]

Gotta stop over thinking everything. Can't stand it.