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^ While on the topic of junk food....
Saw this at the check out line at Wal-Mart yesterday. I had to go in.
Saw this at the check out line at Wal-Mart yesterday. I had to go in.
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Just got the call for the ups job , seasonal driver helper, my boy is a driver he said after the seasonal he can get them to leave me as a regular employee
i seen the regular ones..^ While on the topic of junk food....
Saw this at the check out line at Wal-Mart yesterday. I had to go in.
2250 over hereya'll must still be on that 30 posts per page wave..
an attempt to show how many nike socks you have?....i thought nike started making socks with 2 signs on them. didn't know guys were walking around with 2 pair of socks on. dude has on 8 pair. his shoes must be 3 sizes too big.
a couple offers on the table for seasonal hiring..I feel like lebron in the middle of this bidding war no pusha t
sweet lawd
The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously ******ed. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
Taken from another thread regarding a dogs day and cats day
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Got Seattle in a close one
Just got the call for the ups job , seasonal driver helper, my boy is a driver he said after the seasonal he can get them to leave me as a regular employee