the thread about nothing...

[mjwizkid]

 

[beh235]

god ******g damnit! >: this HAS to be a sick ******g joke. OH MY GOD.

What happened?

 

[greatabyss43]

Hello up there? I seem to have fallen down a cliff. I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured. I think my legs might be broken but I'll try to stand up (snap!) Yes, they are broken. Perhaps you can toss me a Band-Aid or some anti-bacterial cream? I am in an extraordinarily large amount of pain, the bone has gone through the skin, I feel it might be gangrenous. The wound is beginning to smell a little like almonds, which is not good......Please?.....No one?....I'll try the other leg (snap!) Ahhhhhhhh!

 

[johnny quid]

Name.

Nao!

 

[andretti]

Just chased the mailman down the block

On a hangover











Only for you mom......

 

[jjs]

 

[jumpmankb]

I want beer and clams for dinner.

 

[deleted]

Fedex Smartpost sucks pete.

 

[johnny quid]

..A source would be nice, too MJWizkid...

 

[ooiron manoo]

Would kill for steak and eggs right now...

Should've woken up earlier...

 

[mahnametahrone]

Kind of want

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Lunchtime..

 

[ryda421]

 

[finallyfamous]

Motor boat city.


@ that posterized video

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn blue aint cop that plan b?

 

[antidope]

Is copping a cheap xbox/ps3 for 95 worth it at this point? I just wanna play some ****.

Totally

 

[jjs]

Is copping a cheap xbox/ps3 for 95 worth it at this point? I just wanna play some ****.

Totally

Yeah it is.

I might do that too.

My gamecube is getting kind of old

 

[captnaj phd]

What is the acceptable method for a grown, heterozealous man to eat a popsicle? I still like a Bomb Pop or something pretty often, but can only eat them at home because of...the machinations required in their consumption.

Let's arrive at a consensus on this.

 

 

[johnny quid]

What is the acceptable method for a grown, heterozealous man to eat a popsicle? I still like a Bomb Pop or something pretty often, but can only eat them at home because of...the machinations required in their consumption.

Let's arrive at a consensus on this.

 

I have sensitive teeth, meaning I cant bite into anything cold, so I just dont.

There is no hetero way for me to eat a popsicle.

 

[finallyfamous]

What is the acceptable method for a grown, heterozealous man to eat a popsicle? I still like a Bomb Pop or something pretty often, but can only eat them at home because of...the machinations required in their consumption.


Let's arrive at a consensus on this.


 

Homophobia is real bruh

 

[iYen]

Name of big breasted chick
Pure kelley
Kelly scarlet

She's british or something like that

 

[johnny quid]

lick da popsicle til its gone, b- nobody currs

Nahh, if you saw me eat a popsicle, you'd have joke, guaranteed...

 

[captnaj phd]

Homophobia is real bruh

Heterozealousness, sir. I won't stand for your hate speech.

lick da popsicle til its gone, b- nobody currs

Untrue. You could easily be conspicuous as **** tonguing down a quiescently frozen ice phallus in public.

 

[natrix916]

Taco boozeday

Planning like 3-4 Vegas trips for the next few months

Can't wait!!


Also Vegas Nt'ers, hit me up, got some questions to ask.

 

[iYen]

There is an acceptable way to eat a popscile in public.

Here's how you do it:
While you're licking your popsicle wear this shirt.
The shirt will say "who's gayer? The man licking a popsicle or the man imagining that a man licking a popsicle is licking a penis?"


This method also works for bananas, hot dogs, and any edible that's shaped like a penis.