Tiger Woods put a ring on it but can't stop sexting

[dman14]

should do what andrei kirilenko wife does. one free pass

 

[sensaciondelbloque]

Originally Posted by dr funk 13


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[brandonroy3]

lol @ the kobe special.

 

[mister friendly]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/d...ods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptial agreement, asexpected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods isrenegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two moreyears.

The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reportedthat Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when theymarried in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."

The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened toseven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.

But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and inpublic as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

It's important to note that to date, there's no concrete evidence that Elin Woods has ever been anything but the perfectly dutiful golf wife.I'm sure the Woodses would like nothing more than to portray domestic calm to the world, and Elin Woods now apparently has several million more reasons todo just that.

Wow. she making out well on this one.

 

[p mac one]

That's chump change to Tiger in the long run.

I mean compared to my man Lamar's pre-nup, Tiger's getting away with robbery still.

 

[flasheightzero]

cheating on his wife is one thing, but crashing that escalade into a fire hydrant? that's what really bothers me in all this, i mean the wanton destructionof both automobile and public water dispensary, shame on tiger

 

[lilstarz07]

"human nature, biology and life traits".....................................................................................................................................

and someone actually co-signed that hogwash ... i see who im dealing withand there is no point in continuing that debate ...

but i will say this, lack of family structure among todays youth is the single most detrimental aspect of our society ... but i know, lets raise our kids to beas faithful as their options ... teach them that marriage is just a trendy thing to do ... make sure they know that their "biology and life traits"makes it ok to do what they want with whoever they want ... smh

i feel sorry for people who think like that ... i wouldnt trade tigers nike contract for the thanksgiving i just had with my family ... and i know in 3 weekson christmas eve i get to see all my family again ... get to eat ham and potato salad made by my grandmother ... get to see my cousin who is in the marines ...get to see my aunts and uncles who raised me cuz i didnt have a dad around and my mother was busting her !*@ to buy me some jordans ...

you right though craftsy, when i have kids they wont be looking up to the tiger woods of their generation ... they will be looking up to their father who willbe all the role model they need ... who will give them all the support they need ... who will sacrifice everything he can for them, just like his mother didfor him ... but unfortunately, a lot of kids dont have that person in ther life ... never had someone to support them ... all they are is something to claim ona tax form and an excuse to call in sick at work ...

so who do they look up to when they cant even watch GOLF anymore? forget MTV and BET ... forget prime time reality television ... forget kobes rape and pacmanjones and a-roid ... its Tiger Woods and GOLF

... as much as i hateGoodell for some of his antics, i think hes the only person who has a clue ... like it or not, athletes are all some kids have ...

 

[p mac one]

That's chump change to Tiger in the long run.

I mean compared to my man Lamar's pre-nup, Tiger's getting away wit

 

[clutchshooter]

what's this i hear about tiger hitting a fire hydrant?

 

[mugsy bogues]

Originally Posted by LilStarZ07

"human nature, biology and life traits" .....................................................................................................................................

and someone actually co-signed that hogwash ... i see who im dealing with and there is no point in continuing that debate ...

but i will say this, lack of family structure among todays youth is the single most detrimental aspect of our society ... but i know, lets raise our kids to be as faithful as their options ... teach them that marriage is just a trendy thing to do ... make sure they know that their "biology and life traits" makes it ok to do what they want with whoever they want ... smh

i feel sorry for people who think like that ... i wouldnt trade tigers nike contract for the thanksgiving i just had with my family ... and i know in 3 weeks on christmas eve i get to see all my family again ... get to eat ham and potato salad made by my grandmother ... get to see my cousin who is in the marines ... get to see my aunts and uncles who raised me cuz i didnt have a dad around and my mother was busting her !*@ to buy me some jordans ...

you right though craftsy, when i have kids they wont be looking up to the tiger woods of their generation ... they will be looking up to their father who will be all the role model they need ... who will give them all the support they need ... who will sacrifice everything he can for them, just like his mother did for him ... but unfortunately, a lot of kids dont have that person in ther life ... never had someone to support them ... all they are is something to claim on a tax form and an excuse to call in sick at work ...

so who do they look up to when they cant even watch GOLF anymore? forget MTV and BET ... forget prime time reality television ... forget kobes rape and pacman jones and a-roid ... its Tiger Woods and GOLF

... as much as i hate Goodell for some of his antics, i think hes the only person who has a clue ... like it or not, athletes are all some kids have ...

You sound like one those angry white guys who calls into radio talk shows!

 

[spsfinest212]

Originally Posted by Mugsy Bogues

Originally Posted by LilStarZ07

"human nature, biology and life traits" .....................................................................................................................................

and someone actually co-signed that hogwash ... i see who im dealing with and there is no point in continuing that debate ...

but i will say this, lack of family structure among todays youth is the single most detrimental aspect of our society ... but i know, lets raise our kids to be as faithful as their options ... teach them that marriage is just a trendy thing to do ... make sure they know that their "biology and life traits" makes it ok to do what they want with whoever they want ... smh

i feel sorry for people who think like that ... i wouldnt trade tigers nike contract for the thanksgiving i just had with my family ... and i know in 3 weeks on christmas eve i get to see all my family again ... get to eat ham and potato salad made by my grandmother ... get to see my cousin who is in the marines ... get to see my aunts and uncles who raised me cuz i didnt have a dad around and my mother was busting her !*@ to buy me some jordans ...

you right though craftsy, when i have kids they wont be looking up to the tiger woods of their generation ... they will be looking up to their father who will be all the role model they need ... who will give them all the support they need ... who will sacrifice everything he can for them, just like his mother did for him ... but unfortunately, a lot of kids dont have that person in ther life ... never had someone to support them ... all they are is something to claim on a tax form and an excuse to call in sick at work ...

so who do they look up to when they cant even watch GOLF anymore? forget MTV and BET ... forget prime time reality television ... forget kobes rape and pacman jones and a-roid ... its Tiger Woods and GOLF

... as much as i hate Goodell for some of his antics, i think hes the only person who has a clue ... like it or not, athletes are all some kids have ...

You sound like one those angry white guys who calls into radio talk shows!

That's because he is.

Lil Star get a @##@*+# life.Please.

 

[lilstarz07]

one day yall will understand what im talking about ... or maybe you wont ... but i guess im just an angry white guy ... at least my momma loves me and im notignorant ... come have an e-hug ... i feel sorry for both of yalls mothers ...

 

[jinkazama]

Sources say less than an hour before Tiger's accident, Rachel and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger and asked whom he was texting. She grabbed the phone and we're told she called Rachel to confront her. According to sources, Tiger and Elin began arguing and the phone broke in the process.

This cat Tiger...just plain sloppy...

how you gonna text the other woman in front of your wife...you tryin' to get snatched up

 

[yungmatt]

 

[spsfinest212]

Originally Posted by LilStarZ07

one day yall will understand what im talking about ... or maybe you wont ... but i guess im just an angry white guy ... at least my momma loves me and im not ignorant ... come have an e-hug ... i feel sorry for both of yalls mothers ...

What the %@@! are you on dude?

 

[crazy dav0]

Nako XL wrote:

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This and the family guy

 

[drop knee 101]

It was a cool morning, so Adams and Harris covered Woods with a blanket and put pillows under his head, Adams said.

"I tried to just keep everyone kind of calm," he said.

When a trooper asked if Woods was unconscious, Adams said, "At that point, he was, uh, he wassnoring."

"He was snoring?" the investigator asked.

"He was actually snoring," he said.

 

[RyGuy45]

Police report sheds new light on crash

ESPN.com News Services

Tiger Woods was found shoeless and snoring in the street when neighbors came upon him in the moments after Woods crashed his SUV outside his Florida mansion, according to an interview the Florida Highway Patrol recorded at the scene.

Interviews with Woods' neighbor Jarius Adams and Adams' sister, Kimberly Harris, were part of the audio version of the police report, obtained Thursday and reported by the Orlando Sentinel and The Associated Press.

Woods suffered minor injuries when he drove his Cadillac Escalade out of the driveway and crashed into a fire hydrant and tree last Friday. He was not wearing a seat belt.

By the time authorities arrived, Tiger Woods was on the ground outside the SUV. His wife told them she used a golf club to break open the rear windows and free him.

According to the Sentinel's report, Harris told the FHP she was in a bedroom when she heard what she described as a "knocking sound." Through a window, she said she could see the tail lights of a black vehicle. She awoke her brother and asked him to go outside.

Adams saw Woods, unconscious and snoring, in the street on the passenger side of the SUV. A golf cart was next to the vehicle, with two golf clubs in it. Woods' wife, Elin, wearing a black jogging suit, begged Adams for help, according to the report.

"She said, 'Can you please help me? Can you please help me?' " Adams said, the Sentinel reported.

"I said 'OK.' I immediately just ran back to the house, got the phone, called 911, ran back out the house again to go back out there to see if she needed any assistance," he said.

The AP reported Thursday that Harris told the FHP that Woods' mother, Kultida, and mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, were at the scene. The Associated Press could not independently confirm whether the two women were present.

"Did they ever talk to anybody at the scene that showed up, any emergency workers or anything?" a trooper asked Harris.

"The cops came, the Windermere cops came first, then the security guards came," Harris said. "And then it appears Mr. Woods' mom, and Tiger's wife's mom came out after the fact. I don't know if they heard the commotion, I don't [know] if she, his wife, left and came back. But they walked across the grass and were outside as well."

According to the AP, a voice that strongly resembles that of Woods' mother is heard in the background during the 911 call saying loudly, "What happened?"


Dang....snoring.

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

Originally Posted by LilStarZ07

"human nature, biology and life traits" .....................................................................................................................................

and someone actually co-signed that hogwash ... i see who im dealing with and there is no point in continuing that debate ...

but i will say this, lack of family structure among todays youth is the single most detrimental aspect of our society ... but i know, lets raise our kids to be as faithful as their options ... teach them that marriage is just a trendy thing to do ... make sure they know that their "biology and life traits" makes it ok to do what they want with whoever they want ... smh

i feel sorry for people who think like that ... i wouldnt trade tigers nike contract for the thanksgiving i just had with my family ... and i know in 3 weeks on christmas eve i get to see all my family again ... get to eat ham and potato salad made by my grandmother ... get to see my cousin who is in the marines ... get to see my aunts and uncles who raised me cuz i didnt have a dad around and my mother was busting her !*@ to buy me some jordans ...

you right though craftsy, when i have kids they wont be looking up to the tiger woods of their generation ... they will be looking up to their father who will be all the role model they need ... who will give them all the support they need ... who will sacrifice everything he can for them, just like his mother did for him ... but unfortunately, a lot of kids dont have that person in ther life ... never had someone to support them ... all they are is something to claim on a tax form and an excuse to call in sick at work ...

so who do they look up to when they cant even watch GOLF anymore? forget MTV and BET ... forget prime time reality television ... forget kobes rape and pacman jones and a-roid ... its Tiger Woods and GOLF

... as much as i hate Goodell for some of his antics, i think hes the only person who has a clue ... like it or not, athletes are all some kids have ...

seriously this is the best you could come up with, come on man ....... I'm here talking about human sexuality vs long term co-habitating, taking intocontext primal mating rituals .... you know what man just to help you out a little bit go read these two books Sperm Wars and the Red Queen ... and hopefullyfor your sake you won't have that one kid that you have to take a loooooong look at to believe is yours ......
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I'm still shocked that these series of incoherent statements, completely diverging from the topic I introduced is your open and shut response, against saywhat millions of years of biology vs two centuries of brainwashing
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If I have any problem with this whole Tiger Woods situation its that it appears that he sold his wife and probably himself on a fallacy .....
Also whenever you're ready to come correct I have a page full of quotes to show you that marriage is not this lovey dovey wholesome thing ... there's areason why they say you gotta work on marriage and it's a socialy binding contract .... like say a business deal

 

[doublejs07]

Originally Posted by RyGuy45

Police report sheds new light on crash

ESPN.com News Services

Tiger Woods was found shoeless and snoring in the street when neighbors came upon him in the moments after Woods crashed his SUV outside his Florida mansion, according to an interview the Florida Highway Patrol recorded at the scene.

Interviews with Woods' neighbor Jarius Adams and Adams' sister, Kimberly Harris, were part of the audio version of the police report, obtained Thursday and reported by the Orlando Sentinel and The Associated Press.

Woods suffered minor injuries when he drove his Cadillac Escalade out of the driveway and crashed into a fire hydrant and tree last Friday. He was not wearing a seat belt.

By the time authorities arrived, Tiger Woods was on the ground outside the SUV. His wife told them she used a golf club to break open the rear windows and free him.

According to the Sentinel's report, Harris told the FHP she was in a bedroom when she heard what she described as a "knocking sound." Through a window, she said she could see the tail lights of a black vehicle. She awoke her brother and asked him to go outside.

Adams saw Woods, unconscious and snoring, in the street on the passenger side of the SUV. A golf cart was next to the vehicle, with two golf clubs in it. Woods' wife, Elin, wearing a black jogging suit, begged Adams for help, according to the report.

"She said, 'Can you please help me? Can you please help me?' " Adams said, the Sentinel reported.

"I said 'OK.' I immediately just ran back to the house, got the phone, called 911, ran back out the house again to go back out there to see if she needed any assistance," he said.

The AP reported Thursday that Harris told the FHP that Woods' mother, Kultida, and mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, were at the scene. The Associated Press could not independently confirm whether the two women were present.

"Did they ever talk to anybody at the scene that showed up, any emergency workers or anything?" a trooper asked Harris.

"The cops came, the Windermere cops came first, then the security guards came," Harris said. "And then it appears Mr. Woods' mom, and Tiger's wife's mom came out after the fact. I don't know if they heard the commotion, I don't [know] if she, his wife, left and came back. But they walked across the grass and were outside as well."

According to the AP, a voice that strongly resembles that of Woods' mother is heard in the background during the 911 call saying loudly, "What happened?"

Dang....snoring.

Gotta be ambien....

 

[dyyhard]

Us weekly magazine also reports that two months earlier, Tiger was spotted returning to his suite at a casino in Verona, NY, with two women -- a blonde and a brunette -- on his arm.

A few months ago, the magazine said, Woods also was spotted in the VIP room of an Orlando bar with "a girl on either side, and his hand was up one of the girls' skirts."

 

[kingtre]

TMZ Reports

Sources tell TMZ Rachel Uchitel did not make any financial deal with Tiger Woods -- and there are two reasons she torpedoed her scheduled news conference yesterday -- fear and secrets.

Sources say in the wee hours of the morning yesterday, after many phone calls back and forth between Rachel, Tiger and their reps, Rachel decided not to come out fighting at a news conference. She walked away without taking a cent from Tiger Woods. One very connected source said, "This was absolutely not about money."

Sources say Rachel became "scared for her safety" because she knows so much about Tiger, his alleged affairs and a variety of other Woods matters. We're told Tiger confided in Rachel ... she knows specifics about "other women," as well as information about Tiger's marriage.

The sources were quick to point out, Rachel does not fear Tiger, as much as she fears all the other people caught in what is becoming a very large net.

Rachel, we're told, just wants to disappear for a while.

although i dont believe the "took no money'part...seems like people around this are starting to get gangsta

they called up Luca

 

[crazy dav0]

ok so tiger has been w/ hundreds of women ... thas his business ...

messing up to the point that he doesn't show up at his own tourney w/ tons of people banking on him being there ... as well as the charity money for thekids ... i do have a problem with ...

he's wack for not showing up ... put on some shades and say you have no comment ...

it is what it is ... admire what the athlete does in their sport ... and leave it at that ...

 

[nek32]

So it's official, Tiger's a great golfer and a terrible husband/father. I guess money can't buy you class. It's cool though because I'mnearly broke and have no fame whatsoever, but I now consider myself a better man than Tiger Woods. Thanks, Tiger!

 

[jinkazama]

Gotta be ambien....

I LOL'd until I saw...

Now we've learned that Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'"

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...r-woods-mistress-told-pals-they-did-drugs-sex

Say it ain't so Tiger! You poppin pillsnow...

Tiger should have pulled a letterman and just put all this out there...by stonewalling he gave people a reason to believe anything these gossip sites throw outnow.