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http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mis/1163906336.html
" We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have everbeen on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at Applebees sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Amstel Light. I really felt like there was a connectionthere. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feelbad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meantto be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle'slap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it"gambling".
I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bitbetter...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat.
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber andless taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Tad
P.S. - If you !%+! yourself on purpose to end the evening early…touché…
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mis/1163906336.html
" We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have everbeen on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at Applebees sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Amstel Light. I really felt like there was a connectionthere. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feelbad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meantto be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle'slap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it"gambling".
I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bitbetter...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat.
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber andless taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Tad
P.S. - If you !%+! yourself on purpose to end the evening early…touché…
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