Week In Review - Week 1 - Undercooked Rolls Edition

Overall good week of football IMO. Rare for Week 1.

- Joe Mixon looks really good after slimming down. Le'Veon Bell 2.0?
- Jimmy FG got paid like he hasn't made seven (7) starts going into yesterday's game.
- Gronk running a seam route is unstoppable.
- Bucs now have the best young backup QB in the league.
- Giants OL is going to kill Saquon Barkley. Odell Beckham is still a top 3 WR in the world.
- Bills made the playoffs last season so they'll bounce back.
- Tyreek Hill is an absolute cheat code.
- Dak Prescott. :lol:
- Aaron Rodgers is the most talented player to ever touch a football.
- Browns are off to their best start in 14 years.
 
The nerve of a Brady fan to talk about YAC :lol:

I said it a couple times yesterday but I really think the 9ers should extend Jimmy now. He should be there for the rest o his career. He went 5-0 to end the season last year!!
 
- Bills, Cowboys and Cardinals looked like the worst teams in the league

- Tyrod ain't it.. he'll keep em competitive but if they want to make a real threat they need to start Baker

- That chiefs O :x. Mahomes slinging it to Hill isn't fair
 
- Texans defense gave the offense a lot of opportunities to get it together, but couldn’t get over the hump. That opening fumble proved costly based on the final score.

- Kevin Johnson sucks. Doesn’t matter if he has a concussion, knee injury, or fully healthy, he’s getting beat.

- Looks like the Seahawks o line is the same. Wilson not making it through the season getting hit like that

- Bears had all the momentum then let Aaron Rodgers pull a Paul Pierce. I instantly knew the Bears were losing after the Packers second TD. And on 3rd and 1 doing a terrible play action :rofl:

- It’s only fitting the Steelers vs Browns ends in a tie :lol: :lol:

- Wasn’t expecting at all for the Bucs to bust the Saints wide open with 48 in the Super Dome. Fitzmagic always randomly has games like that

- 8 points is what happens when the QB of your team has the name a female porn star would have

- Sucks the Texans couldn’t finish the comeback, but shout out to the Bengals and Dolphins for handing the Colts and Titans Ls.

- Luck threw 53 times coming off a shoulder injury, and averaged 6 yards a pass. His arm will be curtains come game 7.
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- Jags squeaked out the game & Odell beat Jalen
- Lenoard Fournette is injury prone and we have to be looking at a true #1 receiver
- Matt Ryan is going to have a season equivalent to Peyton Manning's Super Bowl regular season
- KC is the Jamaican track track
- Khalil Mack is the best defensive player in the league (give or take Aaron Donald)
- Browns really coughed up a tie and playcalling started getting conservative to not lose, instead of win
- Big Ben will retire this postseason
- Jimmy G was playing the 2nd best defense in the league, so I'm not going to overract
- D. Waston was pedestrian as hell.... like I said all offseason
- Jameis will regain his starter position this season.... it just won't be Week 4; more like Week 8
- Earl Thomas is be a Cowboy this season due to Jerry Jones trying to excite fans because of the poor product on the field and that Seattle will go in tank mode
- Tannehill 2.0 is real.... Like @ITO, @Bantz Lord T & I predicted
- Titans may be thinking about potentially trading Mariota for value and drafting a successor behind closed doors
 
Pats did work per usual, especially the TD before halftime. Boy that was surgical by TB12 and McDaniels. All eyes now on Jacksonville.
- Dorsett :pimp::pimp:
- Gronk :pimp:
- Defense :pimp::pimp:
- TB12 :pimp::pimp::pimp:
- McCarron :smh:
- Hill :frown:|l

Rest of the league
- Turnt Cuzzo with the floater to Diggs :pimp:
- Mahomes/Hill combo :wow:
- Rodgers is GOD!
- Fitzmagic :pimp:
- MONSTER MACK :wow:
- Cowboys might as well reconsider Quincy Carter 1.0

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Giants

New roster, new coaching staff, same trash OL. Not surprised we lost. Engram and Shep had some brutal drops. Saquon gotta learn to extend the ball for the first. Eli missed a couple throws but he was under pressure every snap. Flowers gotta go.


Shocked how bad Carolina’s offense was, didn’t expect that.

Saints defense getting torched by a backup and at home is crazy.

AR12 best QB I’ve ever seen

Brady is a system QB, nothing new. He’s also **** suckin drug addict.

Gonna be a long season for Dallas; they’re trash and Rayne Dakota will get benched.

Trubisky didn’t do **** last night but run the ball. Not sold on him, he should have played in the preseason. He hasn’t done **** in the league.

At least 20 teams need Dez, Giants need to make that call.

Mariota is trash

Bills are in serious trouble
 
- Kind of feel like Howie should find a way to keep Darby
- Ajayi needs more touches
- Hopefully Goedert has shaken off the jitters now
- KC looking legit so far, Hill is just nasty.
- Fitzpatrick gonna have at least one multi INT game this season
- Jimmy will be fine
- Mack is a monster
- Browns finding new creative ways to not record a win
- 'member when Dak had next? I 'member.
- Watson will bounce back
- The Nathan Peterman Era led by @Warmachine85 is off to a hot start :pimp:
 
Trubisky didn’t do **** last night but run the ball. Not sold on him, he should have played in the preseason. He hasn’t done **** in the league.

This Mf'er Nagy had the balls to say after the game "well our guys didn't get many reps in the preseason" BRUH.. YOU SAT THEM! You can't have it both ways.

When the plays were scripted in the 1st half and he knew where to go with the ball and it's plays he's studied repeatedly he looked great but once the Packers made adjustments and they had to go off script Nagy and Mitch were suspect.
 
Dolphins:
- RT17 2.0
- Kenny Stills
- Reshad Jones best safety in the NFL
- Minkah looks like the real deal, if he would of held on to the pick, which would have been 6, it would have been an overall GREAT debut
- Defense as a hole seems to be better but don’t function as a unit (Backers being out of sync with the line). Not filling holes, I can see problems possibly coming. I love the secondary, Xavien Howard wasn’t even looked at
- Longest game in NFL history, what I’m encouraged about is the fact Miami had the momentum and looked great on the first couple of drives then got shut down. Came back to look good again after a long break and then had another long break to look good and close out the game. Rough to start and stop like that and lose the flow, but they brought it back time after time
- Geisicki falling when he should of had a TD... come on man, you’re Uber athletic. No reason to fall on your face on a fade route. Get it together rookie
- Jakeen Grant has come A Long Way, very excited to see him having a role in this offense. His hard work is paying off
- Wilson is fun to watch, runs some good routes and dude will pull a Hines Ward to truck you. Looking forward to him showing up more. Amendola looked strong, all 4 on the field at once is a problem
- WR core is strong
- OLine held itself well against a strong DLine
- Opening Day weather for Miami two years in a row has been terrible. Why even have an opening day in Miami at this point?

NFL:
- Trade Winston
- Trade Bell
- Trade the Browns
- Rodgers on one leg was unreal
- Tywreck Hill is a video game create a player
- Jimmy G is who we thought he was
- Pats continue to fleece teams out of draft picks
- Luck took a SHOT to the face
- Great opening NFL sunday

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This isn’t the end of the week, two games to go. You guys can’t wait until Tuesday so there is actually a Week in review? Slobs.
 
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