What Are Some Of The Worst Punchlines You've Heard?

"Tales From The Hood gonna sell like the second nintendo"- j hood freestyle

"we wear hats that match with our jeans and shirts" a mafia (yea for hardcore)

"mafia been gettin money since big bird was an egg.....u heard what I said? Gettin money since big bird was an egg...i got flow man"
a mafia- we back

"i copped the new lebrons, louis vouitton suede, I mean lebron got em first I got the second ones made" 40 cal (time out)

"good grief im a gangsta"- prodigy (sex drugz murda)


Not exactly punchlines but weird lines nonetheless
 
Sorry dude I farted and it smells like calamari soup

I don't know if it's a "punchline" but it really pisses me off.
 
Sorry dude I farted and it smells like calamari soup

I don't know if it's a "punchline" but it really pisses me off.
 
Hold the phone like a call on the other line
I'm on the phone with a bone of another kind
So hold on we could roll to the other side
Side of my dome is the zone you could never find
Quick hands? you might need assistance
Try to find where you are inside of my head
Stay in line single file if you can
Then, we can kick it like kickstands and,
You know I peddle to the chainslip
So fly propellers propel us to the angels
Re-pellin the fellas that's jealous of the name
It's Repellin to rappers as soon as I stage hit
So one two one two mike check
I'm out for hot in e.q. my steps
I don't use bad grammar so please excuse this
I'm just tryin to let %@#!$% know who I is


my dude mike rocks spent all his years of buzz spitting 16's that made no sense

he way better now
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Hold the phone like a call on the other line
I'm on the phone with a bone of another kind
So hold on we could roll to the other side
Side of my dome is the zone you could never find
Quick hands? you might need assistance
Try to find where you are inside of my head
Stay in line single file if you can
Then, we can kick it like kickstands and,
You know I peddle to the chainslip
So fly propellers propel us to the angels
Re-pellin the fellas that's jealous of the name
It's Repellin to rappers as soon as I stage hit
So one two one two mike check
I'm out for hot in e.q. my steps
I don't use bad grammar so please excuse this
I'm just tryin to let %@#!$% know who I is


my dude mike rocks spent all his years of buzz spitting 16's that made no sense

he way better now
laugh.gif
 
Originally Posted by illmatic34

I fill her up...BALLOONS
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laugh.gif
 i had people on my newsfeed posting this when the song first came out. to add on to ludacris's lines: tell me whos yo' housekeeper and what you keep in yo' house. i LOLed at that. 
 
Originally Posted by illmatic34

I fill her up...BALLOONS
Click to expand...
 
laugh.gif
 i had people on my newsfeed posting this when the song first came out. to add on to ludacris's lines: tell me whos yo' housekeeper and what you keep in yo' house. i LOLed at that. 
 
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