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whats so funny?
I don't think you have the wisdom to know what powers this shirt posses sir.
I was rocking mine the other day, but I felt afraid. Not because of the attention I was going to get, but because I didn't feel worthy enough to rock this shirt out. I was wearing a jacket over it, but I decided to test the powers of the shirt when I got to starbucks. I was walking there, immediately after I stepped out of my whip I noticed there was something different. I couldn't pin point it, but there was something different. I get to starbucks and rigth away the barista behind the cashier just stared at me, not a regular stare, a fierce stare. The kind you see on a fiend when he doesn't have his daily dose of crack man. It was the same stare. I didnt' know where to look cus I thought there was a handsome gentlemen behind me, I stare back, but nothing. Now I feel like my swag is being raised, but why? I walk up to the cashier and right away she asks what I wanted and I couldn't even finish my sentence when the other barista came out the back and gave me the same look
EDIT- Moral of the story, don't wear a wolf shirt if you ain't ready. You will regret even putting on such majestic article of clothing.