What's the grimiest thing you've ever done?

[moe fab uafa]

Originally Posted by Cicero Avenue Dopeman

i got fronted a qp & only paid the plug $20

done this before and paid the dude in counterfeit 100 dollar bills that were legit only thing was they were 5s so it was lincoln in the waterprint instead of benji 
o another time we snatched up a couples os from this dude my homie knew we called him and he told us to meet him at the pizza house because he was with his fam so we inside some square *** dude my homie knew car and he scared to take off when we have merchandise in hand but he do it well the guy with the product knew the guy with the car so he had payback coming but yea the guy with the MJ called n i was like hey thanks homie but you %#$@! me because the #!$@ was skimped but yea both them dudes got burnt (damn i do alot of the double burns ah well HAHAHA suckas)
  

 

[moe fab uafa]

Originally Posted by Cicero Avenue Dopeman

i got fronted a qp & only paid the plug $20

done this before and paid the dude in counterfeit 100 dollar bills that were legit only thing was they were 5s so it was lincoln in the waterprint instead of benji 
o another time we snatched up a couples os from this dude my homie knew we called him and he told us to meet him at the pizza house because he was with his fam so we inside some square *** dude my homie knew car and he scared to take off when we have merchandise in hand but he do it well the guy with the product knew the guy with the car so he had payback coming but yea the guy with the MJ called n i was like hey thanks homie but you %#$@! me because the #!$@ was skimped but yea both them dudes got burnt (damn i do alot of the double burns ah well HAHAHA suckas)
  

 

[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by mackmittenzz

Sigh...son trine justify that and compare...wow

...

 

[james earl zones]

I know I've done loads but not many are coming to mind, I just woke up.

One thing that stands out, the year after I graduated I got my gf at the time pregnant. Me being the dumb !%* kid that I was I didn't respect the hormone thing and was like "*!#% you" for the most part until she cooled down. She came over one day to drop off some stuff at my crib and I had a broad she despised in my room !%* naked topping me.

I heard the banging on my window (basement) then the front door. I looked outside and saw her whip. My heart DROPPED.

Hid shorty upstairs in the bathroom, brought my girl in, and blew her ++*%#!% back out. Went and got other chick when she left, she was pissed but I still got to smash

and to this day I *!#% with both of them off and on. We're no longer together but our kid is 2 years old, I'm with her just about every day. Everything came out good. I told her about this recently since we're better friends now than we were then and she laughed it off

All I learned from this is I was right in not giving her a key to the crib

 

 

[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by mackmittenzz

Sigh...son trine justify that and compare...wow

...

 

[polarbear laflare]

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

Originally Posted by Cicero Avenue Dopeman

i got fronted a qp & only paid the plug $20

done this before and paid the dude in counterfeit 100 dollar bills that were legit only thing was they were 5s so it was lincoln in the waterprint instead of benji 
o another time we snatched up a couples os from this dude my homie knew we called him and he told us to meet him at the pizza house because he was with his fam so we inside some square *** dude my homie knew car and he scared to take off when we have merchandise in hand but he do it well the guy with the product knew the guy with the car so he had payback coming but yea the guy with the MJ called n i was like hey thanks homie but you %#$@! me because the #!$@ was skimped but yea both them dudes got burnt (damn i do alot of the double burns ah well HAHAHA suckas)
  

bro i'm sorry but you gotta start throwing in some dam commas and periods, its getting hard as $%$% (pause) to read your stories

 

[james earl zones]

I know I've done loads but not many are coming to mind, I just woke up.

One thing that stands out, the year after I graduated I got my gf at the time pregnant. Me being the dumb !%* kid that I was I didn't respect the hormone thing and was like "*!#% you" for the most part until she cooled down. She came over one day to drop off some stuff at my crib and I had a broad she despised in my room !%* naked topping me.

I heard the banging on my window (basement) then the front door. I looked outside and saw her whip. My heart DROPPED.

Hid shorty upstairs in the bathroom, brought my girl in, and blew her ++*%#!% back out. Went and got other chick when she left, she was pissed but I still got to smash

and to this day I *!#% with both of them off and on. We're no longer together but our kid is 2 years old, I'm with her just about every day. Everything came out good. I told her about this recently since we're better friends now than we were then and she laughed it off

All I learned from this is I was right in not giving her a key to the crib

 

 

[polarbear laflare]

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

Originally Posted by Cicero Avenue Dopeman

i got fronted a qp & only paid the plug $20

done this before and paid the dude in counterfeit 100 dollar bills that were legit only thing was they were 5s so it was lincoln in the waterprint instead of benji 
o another time we snatched up a couples os from this dude my homie knew we called him and he told us to meet him at the pizza house because he was with his fam so we inside some square *** dude my homie knew car and he scared to take off when we have merchandise in hand but he do it well the guy with the product knew the guy with the car so he had payback coming but yea the guy with the MJ called n i was like hey thanks homie but you %#$@! me because the #!$@ was skimped but yea both them dudes got burnt (damn i do alot of the double burns ah well HAHAHA suckas)
  

bro i'm sorry but you gotta start throwing in some dam commas and periods, its getting hard as $%$% (pause) to read your stories

 

[mackmittenzz]

Lmao y'all stories

. Ok I'll tell y'all another 1 I thought of. I was chillin with my young boll and his girl, they was goin out for a year +. Anyways he's upstairs makin some grub and I get too rappin. She tells him that she's gonna go to her girlfriends house to chill for a lil bit. Neways I scoop her n take her to the spot. As I'm smashin This #%#%% starts blow. Her up, and i' like *+%! it answer it. Wile I'm tappin. After I just kicked her out n made her walk back to he boyfriend house. AnotherAt the time I was movin zanz (sticks) n green...burnt many people ..xans make me a savage...completely change my thinking process...got Locke up many time because of xannys Robbed my connect. Broke into the spot already knew everything was xin the basement. Came up a G and about 50 bars and a hp.. He never found out even Kno i was ballin that month

 

[mackmittenzz]

Lmao y'all stories

. Ok I'll tell y'all another 1 I thought of. I was chillin with my young boll and his girl, they was goin out for a year +. Anyways he's upstairs makin some grub and I get too rappin. She tells him that she's gonna go to her girlfriends house to chill for a lil bit. Neways I scoop her n take her to the spot. As I'm smashin This #%#%% starts blow. Her up, and i' like *+%! it answer it. Wile I'm tappin. After I just kicked her out n made her walk back to he boyfriend house. AnotherAt the time I was movin zanz (sticks) n green...burnt many people ..xans make me a savage...completely change my thinking process...got Locke up many time because of xannys Robbed my connect. Broke into the spot already knew everything was xin the basement. Came up a G and about 50 bars and a hp.. He never found out even Kno i was ballin that month

 

[mackmittenzz]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by mackmittenzz

Sigh...son trine justify that and compare...wow

...

R u serious....like I cant spell tryin. I'm educated it was a typo. U corny.....early

 

[mackmittenzz]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by mackmittenzz

Sigh...son trine justify that and compare...wow

...

R u serious....like I cant spell tryin. I'm educated it was a typo. U corny.....early

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

took $9 from a friend in j.h.s. I still feel bad about it.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

took $9 from a friend in j.h.s. I still feel bad about it.

 

[str8yams]

Atrake un punto de droga en santo domingo, sali con 50 gramo de perico...

 

[str8yams]

Atrake un punto de droga en santo domingo, sali con 50 gramo de perico...

 

[best hands in the game]

i got my girls mom pregnant and
then one other time i had tickets to superbowl 44, i took my new girlfriend of 3 weeks instead of my best friend of 24 years, he didnt find out until she uploaded facebook pics. every year i watch the superbowl with him

 

[offbad]

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

this thread is about the grimiest thing you've ever done.

it's not about judging people for the grimiest things they've ever done.

some of ya'll need to get off ya'll high horse.



One of the more grimy things i did was when I was a soph in high school.

One of my friends asked me and my other guy to come over, but when we got to his crib he was gone.

We were mad, b/c we had walked a good deal to get there, so we broke into his house, took all his sneakers (like 30 pairs of jordans, maxes, foamposites, etc.), and put them in random spots around his house, like kitchen cabinets and underneath bathroom sinks, behind washing machines, hid some in his parents' room underneath between mattresses, you get the point.

Later I'm at my house sippin my Capri Sun not even thinking about it. Son comes to my house straight up distressed talkin bout someone robbed him, he's about to fill out a police report and wanted to know if i heard anything. I look him dead in the eye and tell him with the straightest of faces that I got know idea about this and it's crazy that someone would do that. I asked him what they took and let him tell me the story. Inside i felt half bad but since I knew the shoes weren't stolen I knew he would be aight.

The next day, he comes to my house heated. He says he heard it was me and my man, b/c his YG across the street was watching us and snitched. I say nah, I heard it was my accomplice but it musta been another black dude (he's asian so it was easy to spot him). I get invited to join the posse that will ride out on son, but I decline with some excuse about my mom wanting us to eat together that night. I then convince mom dukes to take us out to Ole' Country Buffet so I got an alibi and some people from school could back my story up. You know you always used to run into kids you knew at OCB.

Next day, i get the story from my other mans about how they ran up on Asian son. They didn't beat him up b/c he admitted to it, but he also tried to rat me out. Since I lied in the first place, it just looked like he was down to take anyone down with him and son didn't wanna get beat up for lying even if it was the truth, so he threw another name out: some kid who had just moved out here from Las Vegas. Son had no stock in our neighborhood whatsoever, so later on i get a ring on my doorbell. My mans who we did this to is sizing me up to see if I was in on it, but I keep my cool and pass his lil' tests, and he tells me he's about to walk down the block and slump the Vegas kid for breakin into his house. I said that's cool but i gotta stay with my sisters right now. He walks down the block, proceeds to beat the dog piss out of the kid from Vegas for no real reason, and I start feeling bad because this kid had no idea what was about to happen to him. I go outside, see the aftermath and the crowd and such, and decide that I don't wanna get my *## whooped so I'm not about to admit to anything. I get my mans to calm down, and tell him that its over there's nothing else he can do. He then tells me that he started finding shoes around his house, so he doesn't think it was a robbery but a prank, but he was so angry about the situation he had to let off some steam.

A couple years later, it's the end of Senior Year. All of us are still friends, and I finally admit I was the other guy who broke into his house. He was blown, but not mad, because he found all his shoes after a while, but was hurt that I would break into his house and lie about it and let another kid get beat up over it. I told him that he was heavy handed and that nowadays i would have whooped his *## if he came at me like he came at the Vegas kid (who had moved away again by then, lol). We laugh about it, and that's that.

Now it's about 5 years after HS ended, me and the dude whose house we broke into are best friends due to everyone else falling off (prison, babies, military, turning gay, etc.). We're like the only dudes left who just like to chill and smoke weed and watch sports and try to do good in life without having to do illegal stuff or get girls pregnant or become an aspiring rapper/producer. Asian dude complete switched up his steez from being your regular geeky Asian kid to being some Thug aspiring Rapper/Producer in South Florida. Last time i talked to him he was bragging about smoking dippers (DMV thing, cigs dipped in embalming fluid), and dabbling in Angel Dust, and robbing people. Son had better grades than everyone in HS, so it's mad sad.

Moral of the story: If you're caught in a lie, deny deny deny.

you do realize that beatdown potentially set him down that course right?

 

[best hands in the game]

i got my girls mom pregnant and
then one other time i had tickets to superbowl 44, i took my new girlfriend of 3 weeks instead of my best friend of 24 years, he didnt find out until she uploaded facebook pics. every year i watch the superbowl with him

 

[offbad]

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

this thread is about the grimiest thing you've ever done.

it's not about judging people for the grimiest things they've ever done.

some of ya'll need to get off ya'll high horse.



One of the more grimy things i did was when I was a soph in high school.

One of my friends asked me and my other guy to come over, but when we got to his crib he was gone.

We were mad, b/c we had walked a good deal to get there, so we broke into his house, took all his sneakers (like 30 pairs of jordans, maxes, foamposites, etc.), and put them in random spots around his house, like kitchen cabinets and underneath bathroom sinks, behind washing machines, hid some in his parents' room underneath between mattresses, you get the point.

Later I'm at my house sippin my Capri Sun not even thinking about it. Son comes to my house straight up distressed talkin bout someone robbed him, he's about to fill out a police report and wanted to know if i heard anything. I look him dead in the eye and tell him with the straightest of faces that I got know idea about this and it's crazy that someone would do that. I asked him what they took and let him tell me the story. Inside i felt half bad but since I knew the shoes weren't stolen I knew he would be aight.

The next day, he comes to my house heated. He says he heard it was me and my man, b/c his YG across the street was watching us and snitched. I say nah, I heard it was my accomplice but it musta been another black dude (he's asian so it was easy to spot him). I get invited to join the posse that will ride out on son, but I decline with some excuse about my mom wanting us to eat together that night. I then convince mom dukes to take us out to Ole' Country Buffet so I got an alibi and some people from school could back my story up. You know you always used to run into kids you knew at OCB.

Next day, i get the story from my other mans about how they ran up on Asian son. They didn't beat him up b/c he admitted to it, but he also tried to rat me out. Since I lied in the first place, it just looked like he was down to take anyone down with him and son didn't wanna get beat up for lying even if it was the truth, so he threw another name out: some kid who had just moved out here from Las Vegas. Son had no stock in our neighborhood whatsoever, so later on i get a ring on my doorbell. My mans who we did this to is sizing me up to see if I was in on it, but I keep my cool and pass his lil' tests, and he tells me he's about to walk down the block and slump the Vegas kid for breakin into his house. I said that's cool but i gotta stay with my sisters right now. He walks down the block, proceeds to beat the dog piss out of the kid from Vegas for no real reason, and I start feeling bad because this kid had no idea what was about to happen to him. I go outside, see the aftermath and the crowd and such, and decide that I don't wanna get my *## whooped so I'm not about to admit to anything. I get my mans to calm down, and tell him that its over there's nothing else he can do. He then tells me that he started finding shoes around his house, so he doesn't think it was a robbery but a prank, but he was so angry about the situation he had to let off some steam.

A couple years later, it's the end of Senior Year. All of us are still friends, and I finally admit I was the other guy who broke into his house. He was blown, but not mad, because he found all his shoes after a while, but was hurt that I would break into his house and lie about it and let another kid get beat up over it. I told him that he was heavy handed and that nowadays i would have whooped his *## if he came at me like he came at the Vegas kid (who had moved away again by then, lol). We laugh about it, and that's that.

Now it's about 5 years after HS ended, me and the dude whose house we broke into are best friends due to everyone else falling off (prison, babies, military, turning gay, etc.). We're like the only dudes left who just like to chill and smoke weed and watch sports and try to do good in life without having to do illegal stuff or get girls pregnant or become an aspiring rapper/producer. Asian dude complete switched up his steez from being your regular geeky Asian kid to being some Thug aspiring Rapper/Producer in South Florida. Last time i talked to him he was bragging about smoking dippers (DMV thing, cigs dipped in embalming fluid), and dabbling in Angel Dust, and robbing people. Son had better grades than everyone in HS, so it's mad sad.

Moral of the story: If you're caught in a lie, deny deny deny.

you do realize that beatdown potentially set him down that course right?

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by best hands in the game

i got my girls mom pregnant and
then one other time i had tickets to superbowl 44, i took my new girlfriend of 3 weeks instead of my best friend of 24 years, he didnt find out until she uploaded facebook pics. every year i watch the superbowl with him

say what...?

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by best hands in the game

i got my girls mom pregnant and
then one other time i had tickets to superbowl 44, i took my new girlfriend of 3 weeks instead of my best friend of 24 years, he didnt find out until she uploaded facebook pics. every year i watch the superbowl with him

say what...?

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by offbad

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

this thread is about the grimiest thing you've ever done.

it's not about judging people for the grimiest things they've ever done.

some of ya'll need to get off ya'll high horse.



One of the more grimy things i did was when I was a soph in high school.

One of my friends asked me and my other guy to come over, but when we got to his crib he was gone.

We were mad, b/c we had walked a good deal to get there, so we broke into his house, took all his sneakers (like 30 pairs of jordans, maxes, foamposites, etc.), and put them in random spots around his house, like kitchen cabinets and underneath bathroom sinks, behind washing machines, hid some in his parents' room underneath between mattresses, you get the point.

Later I'm at my house sippin my Capri Sun not even thinking about it. Son comes to my house straight up distressed talkin bout someone robbed him, he's about to fill out a police report and wanted to know if i heard anything. I look him dead in the eye and tell him with the straightest of faces that I got know idea about this and it's crazy that someone would do that. I asked him what they took and let him tell me the story. Inside i felt half bad but since I knew the shoes weren't stolen I knew he would be aight.

The next day, he comes to my house heated. He says he heard it was me and my man, b/c his YG across the street was watching us and snitched. I say nah, I heard it was my accomplice but it musta been another black dude (he's asian so it was easy to spot him). I get invited to join the posse that will ride out on son, but I decline with some excuse about my mom wanting us to eat together that night. I then convince mom dukes to take us out to Ole' Country Buffet so I got an alibi and some people from school could back my story up. You know you always used to run into kids you knew at OCB.

Next day, i get the story from my other mans about how they ran up on Asian son. They didn't beat him up b/c he admitted to it, but he also tried to rat me out. Since I lied in the first place, it just looked like he was down to take anyone down with him and son didn't wanna get beat up for lying even if it was the truth, so he threw another name out: some kid who had just moved out here from Las Vegas. Son had no stock in our neighborhood whatsoever, so later on i get a ring on my doorbell. My mans who we did this to is sizing me up to see if I was in on it, but I keep my cool and pass his lil' tests, and he tells me he's about to walk down the block and slump the Vegas kid for breakin into his house. I said that's cool but i gotta stay with my sisters right now. He walks down the block, proceeds to beat the dog piss out of the kid from Vegas for no real reason, and I start feeling bad because this kid had no idea what was about to happen to him. I go outside, see the aftermath and the crowd and such, and decide that I don't wanna get my *## whooped so I'm not about to admit to anything. I get my mans to calm down, and tell him that its over there's nothing else he can do. He then tells me that he started finding shoes around his house, so he doesn't think it was a robbery but a prank, but he was so angry about the situation he had to let off some steam.

A couple years later, it's the end of Senior Year. All of us are still friends, and I finally admit I was the other guy who broke into his house. He was blown, but not mad, because he found all his shoes after a while, but was hurt that I would break into his house and lie about it and let another kid get beat up over it. I told him that he was heavy handed and that nowadays i would have whooped his *## if he came at me like he came at the Vegas kid (who had moved away again by then, lol). We laugh about it, and that's that.

Now it's about 5 years after HS ended, me and the dude whose house we broke into are best friends due to everyone else falling off (prison, babies, military, turning gay, etc.). We're like the only dudes left who just like to chill and smoke weed and watch sports and try to do good in life without having to do illegal stuff or get girls pregnant or become an aspiring rapper/producer. Asian dude complete switched up his steez from being your regular geeky Asian kid to being some Thug aspiring Rapper/Producer in South Florida. Last time i talked to him he was bragging about smoking dippers (DMV thing, cigs dipped in embalming fluid), and dabbling in Angel Dust, and robbing people. Son had better grades than everyone in HS, so it's mad sad.

Moral of the story: If you're caught in a lie, deny deny deny.

you do realize that beatdown potentially set him down that course right?

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by offbad

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

this thread is about the grimiest thing you've ever done.

it's not about judging people for the grimiest things they've ever done.

some of ya'll need to get off ya'll high horse.



One of the more grimy things i did was when I was a soph in high school.

One of my friends asked me and my other guy to come over, but when we got to his crib he was gone.

We were mad, b/c we had walked a good deal to get there, so we broke into his house, took all his sneakers (like 30 pairs of jordans, maxes, foamposites, etc.), and put them in random spots around his house, like kitchen cabinets and underneath bathroom sinks, behind washing machines, hid some in his parents' room underneath between mattresses, you get the point.

Later I'm at my house sippin my Capri Sun not even thinking about it. Son comes to my house straight up distressed talkin bout someone robbed him, he's about to fill out a police report and wanted to know if i heard anything. I look him dead in the eye and tell him with the straightest of faces that I got know idea about this and it's crazy that someone would do that. I asked him what they took and let him tell me the story. Inside i felt half bad but since I knew the shoes weren't stolen I knew he would be aight.

The next day, he comes to my house heated. He says he heard it was me and my man, b/c his YG across the street was watching us and snitched. I say nah, I heard it was my accomplice but it musta been another black dude (he's asian so it was easy to spot him). I get invited to join the posse that will ride out on son, but I decline with some excuse about my mom wanting us to eat together that night. I then convince mom dukes to take us out to Ole' Country Buffet so I got an alibi and some people from school could back my story up. You know you always used to run into kids you knew at OCB.

Next day, i get the story from my other mans about how they ran up on Asian son. They didn't beat him up b/c he admitted to it, but he also tried to rat me out. Since I lied in the first place, it just looked like he was down to take anyone down with him and son didn't wanna get beat up for lying even if it was the truth, so he threw another name out: some kid who had just moved out here from Las Vegas. Son had no stock in our neighborhood whatsoever, so later on i get a ring on my doorbell. My mans who we did this to is sizing me up to see if I was in on it, but I keep my cool and pass his lil' tests, and he tells me he's about to walk down the block and slump the Vegas kid for breakin into his house. I said that's cool but i gotta stay with my sisters right now. He walks down the block, proceeds to beat the dog piss out of the kid from Vegas for no real reason, and I start feeling bad because this kid had no idea what was about to happen to him. I go outside, see the aftermath and the crowd and such, and decide that I don't wanna get my *## whooped so I'm not about to admit to anything. I get my mans to calm down, and tell him that its over there's nothing else he can do. He then tells me that he started finding shoes around his house, so he doesn't think it was a robbery but a prank, but he was so angry about the situation he had to let off some steam.

A couple years later, it's the end of Senior Year. All of us are still friends, and I finally admit I was the other guy who broke into his house. He was blown, but not mad, because he found all his shoes after a while, but was hurt that I would break into his house and lie about it and let another kid get beat up over it. I told him that he was heavy handed and that nowadays i would have whooped his *## if he came at me like he came at the Vegas kid (who had moved away again by then, lol). We laugh about it, and that's that.

Now it's about 5 years after HS ended, me and the dude whose house we broke into are best friends due to everyone else falling off (prison, babies, military, turning gay, etc.). We're like the only dudes left who just like to chill and smoke weed and watch sports and try to do good in life without having to do illegal stuff or get girls pregnant or become an aspiring rapper/producer. Asian dude complete switched up his steez from being your regular geeky Asian kid to being some Thug aspiring Rapper/Producer in South Florida. Last time i talked to him he was bragging about smoking dippers (DMV thing, cigs dipped in embalming fluid), and dabbling in Angel Dust, and robbing people. Son had better grades than everyone in HS, so it's mad sad.

Moral of the story: If you're caught in a lie, deny deny deny.

you do realize that beatdown potentially set him down that course right?

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

I did something so grimey yall don't even want to know