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ultimate anti simp song.
Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed
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ultimate anti simp song.
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Oprah gives dating advice?
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truthgetsbusy
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
I'm crying. Son painted a picture with that paragraph.
truthgetsbusy
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
I'm crying. Son painted a picture with that paragraph.
whyhellothere
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
whyhellothere
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
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that broke +$!%$ comment is the type of @!$! that makes you want to floss in a %$#! face to show her how dumb she and her whole clique of friends are
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that broke +$!%$ comment is the type of @!$! that makes you want to floss in a %$#! face to show her how dumb she and her whole clique of friends are
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keep this thread going
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2 simping tales for me.
1st. Ex-haven't seen in couple years wants to rekindle our flame & like a sucker i fall for it. Im in jersey, shes in md and needs a ride back to jersey. Me simping, agree to pick her up. So i hop in the whip and start traveling. Hit a pothole about 1/2 hr from my crib and bust my ball socket on the whip. Car barely makes it home. You'd think id stop there and just give it up and call it a day. Nope, grab my sisters car and pick her up.
2nd. Same girl. Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper. The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money. So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up.. Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it. 3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex. Left her alone. She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).
1st. Ex-haven't seen in couple years wants to rekindle our flame & like a sucker i fall for it. Im in jersey, shes in md and needs a ride back to jersey. Me simping, agree to pick her up. So i hop in the whip and start traveling. Hit a pothole about 1/2 hr from my crib and bust my ball socket on the whip. Car barely makes it home. You'd think id stop there and just give it up and call it a day. Nope, grab my sisters car and pick her up.
2nd. Same girl. Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper. The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money. So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up.. Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it. 3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex. Left her alone. She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).
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2 simping tales for me.
1st. Ex-haven't seen in couple years wants to rekindle our flame & like a sucker i fall for it. Im in jersey, shes in md and needs a ride back to jersey. Me simping, agree to pick her up. So i hop in the whip and start traveling. Hit a pothole about 1/2 hr from my crib and bust my ball socket on the whip. Car barely makes it home. You'd think id stop there and just give it up and call it a day. Nope, grab my sisters car and pick her up.
2nd. Same girl. Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper. The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money. So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up.. Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it. 3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex. Left her alone. She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).
1st. Ex-haven't seen in couple years wants to rekindle our flame & like a sucker i fall for it. Im in jersey, shes in md and needs a ride back to jersey. Me simping, agree to pick her up. So i hop in the whip and start traveling. Hit a pothole about 1/2 hr from my crib and bust my ball socket on the whip. Car barely makes it home. You'd think id stop there and just give it up and call it a day. Nope, grab my sisters car and pick her up.
2nd. Same girl. Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper. The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money. So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up.. Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it. 3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex. Left her alone. She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).
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Originally Posted by faulkit28
2nd. Same girl. Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper. The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money. So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up.. Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it. 3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex. Left her alone. She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).
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Originally Posted by faulkit28
2nd. Same girl. Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper. The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money. So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up.. Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it. 3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex. Left her alone. She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).
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Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
I'm crying. Son painted a picture with that paragraph.
i can imagine everything that happened
samduh562
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Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
I'm crying. Son painted a picture with that paragraph.
i can imagine everything that happened
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Just saw a episode of intervention on A&E and was dating a chick who was a heroin addict, she sold P on the side to afford her habit, plus she emptied dude bank account on top of all that she was a EAWG, and he still stayed with her, his father should be ashamed
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Just saw a episode of intervention on A&E and was dating a chick who was a heroin addict, she sold P on the side to afford her habit, plus she emptied dude bank account on top of all that she was a EAWG, and he still stayed with her, his father should be ashamed
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There's more, dude pays all her bills and even bought her a new Tahoe, he got a extra job just to cover all her bills, dude gave her a ring and she pawned that %#%!%, he even buys herion for her, on top of all that dude is from Ohio
