Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed

[wade187]

I noticed there's a lot of "friend" stories on here too. I know a lot of yall be simping though just off some of the things you post. Also I think a lot of dudes got things misconstrued it's not always a case of simping or not. If it's your girl yes it can still be simping, but what she does for you does play a factor. So some of yall thinking your boys are simping, but the girl could be doing just as much for dude. Don't confuse treating your lady right with simping fellas, but at the same time take the %$*#! off the pedestal. Stop going out your way for a chick cause she looks good, or just based off the chase. Cause they clowning you the same way we clowned those girls we dogged and still would jump at your call. If @+!+ aint a equal effort one or the other is simping, simple as that.

 

[wade187]

I noticed there's a lot of "friend" stories on here too. I know a lot of yall be simping though just off some of the things you post. Also I think a lot of dudes got things misconstrued it's not always a case of simping or not. If it's your girl yes it can still be simping, but what she does for you does play a factor. So some of yall thinking your boys are simping, but the girl could be doing just as much for dude. Don't confuse treating your lady right with simping fellas, but at the same time take the %$*#! off the pedestal. Stop going out your way for a chick cause she looks good, or just based off the chase. Cause they clowning you the same way we clowned those girls we dogged and still would jump at your call. If @+!+ aint a equal effort one or the other is simping, simple as that.

 

[wade187]

I'm post whoring but right after leaving this thread I see this. Simping at it's finest 

georgehimself wrote:

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I would drag my ball sack through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

 

[wade187]

I'm post whoring but right after leaving this thread I see this. Simping at it's finest 

georgehimself wrote:

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I would drag my ball sack through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

 

[GQK44]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

ive held my girl bag plenty while she tried things on................

thats simpin?

I know right? I've done it, but my girl buys everything for me...I think I'm winning

 

[GQK44]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

ive held my girl bag plenty while she tried things on................

thats simpin?

I know right? I've done it, but my girl buys everything for me...I think I'm winning

 

[laseventrees]

NT imma ALERT you of a story from round the way all in a six week period...

simp waited on inheritance paperwork to go through, (loses v-chip)buns from duck, proposes(wifes) said duck, inheritance comes in, duck files for divorce.


50/50

protect thyself.

 

[laseventrees]

NT imma ALERT you of a story from round the way all in a six week period...

simp waited on inheritance paperwork to go through, (loses v-chip)buns from duck, proposes(wifes) said duck, inheritance comes in, duck files for divorce.


50/50

protect thyself.

 

[wade187]

Originally Posted by KashJunior

Originally Posted by Al Audi

ive held my girl bag plenty while she tried things on................

thats simpin?

I know right? I've done it, but my girl buys everything for me...I think I'm winning

Yes it is actually. I think this is a mere respect thing, growing up I don't think I've ever seen this amongst my elders. Don't think I ever even saw a woman bother trying to get her purse held by a male. Honestly I don't understand it, but it makes just as little sense to me why a man isn't suppose to hold their womans bag, as it does why women these days can't put their bag down or place it somewhere they can see, or simply just ask you to keep an eye on it. It seemed to be the way women of the past got by, but hey I mean it's a new world I guess. The day a woman gives me a valid reason as to why I should hold her bag is the day I will. 

 

[wade187]

Originally Posted by KashJunior

Originally Posted by Al Audi

ive held my girl bag plenty while she tried things on................

thats simpin?

I know right? I've done it, but my girl buys everything for me...I think I'm winning

Yes it is actually. I think this is a mere respect thing, growing up I don't think I've ever seen this amongst my elders. Don't think I ever even saw a woman bother trying to get her purse held by a male. Honestly I don't understand it, but it makes just as little sense to me why a man isn't suppose to hold their womans bag, as it does why women these days can't put their bag down or place it somewhere they can see, or simply just ask you to keep an eye on it. It seemed to be the way women of the past got by, but hey I mean it's a new world I guess. The day a woman gives me a valid reason as to why I should hold her bag is the day I will. 

 

[orfiyus]

Originally Posted by Wade187

I noticed there's a lot of "friend" stories on here too. I know a lot of yall be simping though just off some of the things you post. Also I think a lot of dudes got things misconstrued it's not always a case of simping or not. If it's your girl yes it can still be simping, but what she does for you does play a factor. So some of yall thinking your boys are simping, but the girl could be doing just as much for dude. Don't confuse treating your lady right with simping fellas, but at the same time take the %$*#! off the pedestal. Stop going out your way for a chick cause she looks good, or just based off the chase. Cause they clowning you the same way we clowned those girls we dogged and still would jump at your call. If @+!+ aint a equal effort one or the other is simping, simple as that.

Sometimes the girls will give you signs that she wants it and then continue to BS you. 

Something like this happened to me.  I met a girl at school we hit it off.  So Im like give me your number lets chill.  I hit her up and she goes lets hang out on friday at a bar with my friends.  So the day rolls around and I drop by my friends house cuz Im bringing them with me and we proceed to pregame for a good 3 hours (with rum and coke pong).  Anyway Im noticing that its getting late and Im thinking Im not gonna make it cuz at that point I just wanted to stay at my friends house (plus Im F'd up pretty good).  I hit her up telling her the situation.  She calls me and goes "NO NO NO COME TONIGHT COME TONIGHT" screaming it (but not in demanding way more in a way like "I really want to see you" at least thats what  I thought at the time). 

Anyway we go over there and meet up with her and her team.  This $!+*# is with some other guy holding hands.  Now Im pissed about this.  But I didnt make no scene and Im like whatever we re here lets chill I ll just never hit her up again.  We all sit at a table and talk for a little bit. Me and my friends are drunk as hell one of them was falling asleep at the table LOL.  Anyway while we talking the girl with her other hand is trying to hold my hand and shes still holding the first guys hand.  I keep moving it cuz thats just a No.  My friend wakes up and starts whining how hes hungry so I think to myself this my escape outta here cuz we been there for awhile anyway. 

I wasnt gonna come back and I wasnt gonna answer no calls from her Lmao.  So we get up and she goes "o your friends can go you stay lets hang out" I tried to go anyway and she starts asking "are you gonna leave and not come back?" Guilt tripped.  So I stayed my friends left for a few min to go get something to eat.  And I stayed to talk more with them. 

When they came back my friend was whining how he wanted to go home.  And I said lets go and go up and left. This chick made me stay an extra 30 min.  When we left I was mad pissed I was cursing like a maniac. 

On the following monday Im thinking whatever shes into this other guy but she comes up to me and is giving me more signs hardcore.  So I said lets chill again and she goes yea knowing that I wanted a more 1 on 1 thing (she knew cuz I said it pretty direct).  So I call her to set something up and she goes I ll call you back in 5 min. She never called me back.  So its over at this point.  Im not hitting her up again.  I dont even wanna say hello anymore Im done. 

2 days later at school she tries pull the same BS on me.  Shes clearly giving me signs shes interested but when I try to take to the next level shes not having it.  I decide F it I ll find someone else and just be friends with this one.  So some other girl flirts with me right in front of her.  Im like ok.  I wasnt really into this other one.  So the BS girl starts telling me how I can do better then girl 2 and just smashing is wrong and I should only get with girl 2 if I love her.  BS girl is basically 100% pure idiot. 

She starts begging me to come to her birthday party.  Im telling her no I dont want to.  And this type of stuff happens 2 or 3 more times and finally I snap curse her out to her face.  I had to curse her out mad times to get rid of her she kept on coming at me with the fake flirting which was annoying as hell.  I gave her 2 chances and both times I got punched in the mouth and left looking a fool. 

BTW I found out like 2 years after the last time I saw her that she had HEP B.  So I guess overall it worked out for me. 

 

[orfiyus]

Originally Posted by Wade187

I noticed there's a lot of "friend" stories on here too. I know a lot of yall be simping though just off some of the things you post. Also I think a lot of dudes got things misconstrued it's not always a case of simping or not. If it's your girl yes it can still be simping, but what she does for you does play a factor. So some of yall thinking your boys are simping, but the girl could be doing just as much for dude. Don't confuse treating your lady right with simping fellas, but at the same time take the %$*#! off the pedestal. Stop going out your way for a chick cause she looks good, or just based off the chase. Cause they clowning you the same way we clowned those girls we dogged and still would jump at your call. If @+!+ aint a equal effort one or the other is simping, simple as that.

Sometimes the girls will give you signs that she wants it and then continue to BS you. 

Something like this happened to me.  I met a girl at school we hit it off.  So Im like give me your number lets chill.  I hit her up and she goes lets hang out on friday at a bar with my friends.  So the day rolls around and I drop by my friends house cuz Im bringing them with me and we proceed to pregame for a good 3 hours (with rum and coke pong).  Anyway Im noticing that its getting late and Im thinking Im not gonna make it cuz at that point I just wanted to stay at my friends house (plus Im F'd up pretty good).  I hit her up telling her the situation.  She calls me and goes "NO NO NO COME TONIGHT COME TONIGHT" screaming it (but not in demanding way more in a way like "I really want to see you" at least thats what  I thought at the time). 

Anyway we go over there and meet up with her and her team.  This $!+*# is with some other guy holding hands.  Now Im pissed about this.  But I didnt make no scene and Im like whatever we re here lets chill I ll just never hit her up again.  We all sit at a table and talk for a little bit. Me and my friends are drunk as hell one of them was falling asleep at the table LOL.  Anyway while we talking the girl with her other hand is trying to hold my hand and shes still holding the first guys hand.  I keep moving it cuz thats just a No.  My friend wakes up and starts whining how hes hungry so I think to myself this my escape outta here cuz we been there for awhile anyway. 

I wasnt gonna come back and I wasnt gonna answer no calls from her Lmao.  So we get up and she goes "o your friends can go you stay lets hang out" I tried to go anyway and she starts asking "are you gonna leave and not come back?" Guilt tripped.  So I stayed my friends left for a few min to go get something to eat.  And I stayed to talk more with them. 

When they came back my friend was whining how he wanted to go home.  And I said lets go and go up and left. This chick made me stay an extra 30 min.  When we left I was mad pissed I was cursing like a maniac. 

On the following monday Im thinking whatever shes into this other guy but she comes up to me and is giving me more signs hardcore.  So I said lets chill again and she goes yea knowing that I wanted a more 1 on 1 thing (she knew cuz I said it pretty direct).  So I call her to set something up and she goes I ll call you back in 5 min. She never called me back.  So its over at this point.  Im not hitting her up again.  I dont even wanna say hello anymore Im done. 

2 days later at school she tries pull the same BS on me.  Shes clearly giving me signs shes interested but when I try to take to the next level shes not having it.  I decide F it I ll find someone else and just be friends with this one.  So some other girl flirts with me right in front of her.  Im like ok.  I wasnt really into this other one.  So the BS girl starts telling me how I can do better then girl 2 and just smashing is wrong and I should only get with girl 2 if I love her.  BS girl is basically 100% pure idiot. 

She starts begging me to come to her birthday party.  Im telling her no I dont want to.  And this type of stuff happens 2 or 3 more times and finally I snap curse her out to her face.  I had to curse her out mad times to get rid of her she kept on coming at me with the fake flirting which was annoying as hell.  I gave her 2 chances and both times I got punched in the mouth and left looking a fool. 

BTW I found out like 2 years after the last time I saw her that she had HEP B.  So I guess overall it worked out for me. 

 

[lynchpin33]

I think ALL dudes have made the mistake and simped at least once.  If you have not how else would you learn how not to do it ever again.  When it comes to these broads I look at it two ways and that keeps me from simpin:
- Never Ever at all costs warm the oven while another man pokes the turkey

- Never Ever fatten frogs for snakes

I have seen situations where dudes were buying stuff for females left and right and the female was neighborhoods girlfriend, and he was the only dummy who could not see it after being warned over and over.  Man I could go on and on about this topic. 

EDIT 

One of the worse was when this married dude I know was sleeping where ever he could (people houses, park, etc.) while his WIFE'S boyfriend slept over her house, and he still wants to be with her and make it work....SMH  

 

[lynchpin33]

I think ALL dudes have made the mistake and simped at least once.  If you have not how else would you learn how not to do it ever again.  When it comes to these broads I look at it two ways and that keeps me from simpin:
- Never Ever at all costs warm the oven while another man pokes the turkey

- Never Ever fatten frogs for snakes

I have seen situations where dudes were buying stuff for females left and right and the female was neighborhoods girlfriend, and he was the only dummy who could not see it after being warned over and over.  Man I could go on and on about this topic. 

EDIT 

One of the worse was when this married dude I know was sleeping where ever he could (people houses, park, etc.) while his WIFE'S boyfriend slept over her house, and he still wants to be with her and make it work....SMH  

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by Slim

Originally Posted by JordansonDeck

2 stories. Both involving my ex roomate (who was a chick)

1. She had this SIMP ex bf. I mean dude used to loan her like 2k a month so she could be about that life like her friends. So we move into our spot and her room can fit a SMALL TV stand. Like no wider than 2 feet. this B buys a 6 foot dresser and we both tell her it will not fit. like no chance. she tells dude. I WANT IT PUT TOGETHER NOW AND I WILL THEN SEE IF IT FITS. this MF puts it together like a 4 hour job no help. and of course it doesn't fit. now keep in mind dude worked from 4-8 putting it together. She sees it doesn't fit gets mad at him and then yells. TAKE IT THE F APART AND GET IT BACK TO THE STORE AND GET A SMALLER ONE NOW!. Dude had like a hour. with no help. she was fixing her eyebrows. he rushed to get there and they were closed. lmao. Dude apologized up the %%+ and then bought her a fendi wallet the next day. SIMP

2. Same chick starts cheating on said boyfriend. With this black dude who's swag was on like 3 trillion. Dude straight told me. " im just hittin this cause i can" any way shes like in love with dude. Flew him from the east coast to LA 3 times in a month. she would tell the BF she was busy with work but would be getting the mamba all day. long story shory dude tells her he won't commit to her cause he has a LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND back in ny. This B goes and starts baking cookies to cure depression and then calls her bf who races over to console her from what she said was "difficult days at work" when earlier that afternoon dude was wearing her out in the shower. The bf is holding her and saying its gonna be ok. Then goes and gets her a 900$ snowboard. Which she then uses to meet up with other dude on a "girls trip".

Cold game. Colder %!%+%.

this is some +$%+. dude had the game f'd up from jump, though.. i ain't even mad at her.

this here hurt my soul, fambs...

real talk...

Originally Posted by Orfiyus

She starts begging me to come to her birthday party. Im telling her no I dont want to. And this type of stuff happens 2 or 3 more times and finally I snap curse her out to her face. I had to curse her out mad times to get rid of her she kept on coming at me with the fake flirting which was annoying as hell. I gave her 2 chances and both times I got punched in the mouth and left looking a fool.

BTW I found out like 2 years after the last time I saw her that she had HEP B. So I guess overall it worked out for me.

attention w*****g at its finest, fambs...

glad you smartened up.

but on the real.. that guy that copped the dome from his homeboy's crush...

you a sucka dude for that one

that's ya fambs above everything else. you gotta be real, and let him know, so he'll stop looking like a dummy.

no salt in my veins, not speakin from experience, but that is just kinda weak.

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by Slim

Originally Posted by JordansonDeck

2 stories. Both involving my ex roomate (who was a chick)

1. She had this SIMP ex bf. I mean dude used to loan her like 2k a month so she could be about that life like her friends. So we move into our spot and her room can fit a SMALL TV stand. Like no wider than 2 feet. this B buys a 6 foot dresser and we both tell her it will not fit. like no chance. she tells dude. I WANT IT PUT TOGETHER NOW AND I WILL THEN SEE IF IT FITS. this MF puts it together like a 4 hour job no help. and of course it doesn't fit. now keep in mind dude worked from 4-8 putting it together. She sees it doesn't fit gets mad at him and then yells. TAKE IT THE F APART AND GET IT BACK TO THE STORE AND GET A SMALLER ONE NOW!. Dude had like a hour. with no help. she was fixing her eyebrows. he rushed to get there and they were closed. lmao. Dude apologized up the %%+ and then bought her a fendi wallet the next day. SIMP

2. Same chick starts cheating on said boyfriend. With this black dude who's swag was on like 3 trillion. Dude straight told me. " im just hittin this cause i can" any way shes like in love with dude. Flew him from the east coast to LA 3 times in a month. she would tell the BF she was busy with work but would be getting the mamba all day. long story shory dude tells her he won't commit to her cause he has a LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND back in ny. This B goes and starts baking cookies to cure depression and then calls her bf who races over to console her from what she said was "difficult days at work" when earlier that afternoon dude was wearing her out in the shower. The bf is holding her and saying its gonna be ok. Then goes and gets her a 900$ snowboard. Which she then uses to meet up with other dude on a "girls trip".

Cold game. Colder %!%+%.

this is some +$%+. dude had the game f'd up from jump, though.. i ain't even mad at her.

this here hurt my soul, fambs...

real talk...

Originally Posted by Orfiyus

She starts begging me to come to her birthday party. Im telling her no I dont want to. And this type of stuff happens 2 or 3 more times and finally I snap curse her out to her face. I had to curse her out mad times to get rid of her she kept on coming at me with the fake flirting which was annoying as hell. I gave her 2 chances and both times I got punched in the mouth and left looking a fool.

BTW I found out like 2 years after the last time I saw her that she had HEP B. So I guess overall it worked out for me.

attention w*****g at its finest, fambs...

glad you smartened up.

but on the real.. that guy that copped the dome from his homeboy's crush...

you a sucka dude for that one

that's ya fambs above everything else. you gotta be real, and let him know, so he'll stop looking like a dummy.

no salt in my veins, not speakin from experience, but that is just kinda weak.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Nothing serious, this girl I dealt with one time asked me for $. I said what for, she said gas $. I said, I don't do that. Then she proceeds to tell me how other dudes she talk to give her gas money all of the time whenever her and them would meet up anywhere. (She had a job BTW). I simply said they are stupid for doing that. Then she was talking to her sister about how I called it stupid and her sister said the usual, "Only broke n***** wouldn't give a girl money when she asked for it." - I was like Ok.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Nothing serious, this girl I dealt with one time asked me for $. I said what for, she said gas $. I said, I don't do that. Then she proceeds to tell me how other dudes she talk to give her gas money all of the time whenever her and them would meet up anywhere. (She had a job BTW). I simply said they are stupid for doing that. Then she was talking to her sister about how I called it stupid and her sister said the usual, "Only broke n***** wouldn't give a girl money when she asked for it." - I was like Ok.

 

[youngtriz]

we gonna need pics of these chicks

 

[youngtriz]

we gonna need pics of these chicks

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION

A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...

...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.

...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.

Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...

..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"

#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy

Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION

A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...

...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.

...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.

Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...

..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"

#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy

Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by mco85

Back when NT invaded the JJB forum. There was this girl on the jjb forum who posted that she was hungry but she did not have any money at the moment, and this one NTer (I can't remember who) sent her some money through paypal to buy her dinner. I thought that was pretty simpish

hahahahahahahahh

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by mco85

Back when NT invaded the JJB forum. There was this girl on the jjb forum who posted that she was hungry but she did not have any money at the moment, and this one NTer (I can't remember who) sent her some money through paypal to buy her dinner. I thought that was pretty simpish

hahahahahahahahh

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Nothing serious, this girl I dealt with one time asked me for $. I said what for, she said gas $. I said, I don't do that. Then she proceeds to tell me how other dudes she talk to give her gas money all of the time whenever her and them would meet up anywhere. (She had a job BTW). I simply said they are stupid for doing that. Then she was talking to her sister about how I called it stupid and her sister said the usual, "Only broke n***** wouldn't give a girl money when she asked for it." - I was like Ok.

++%+$%* scavengers at its finest