Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed

There's more, dude pays all her bills and even bought her a new Tahoe, he got a extra job just to cover all her bills, dude gave her a ring and she pawned that %#%!%, he even buys herion for her, on top of all that dude is from Ohio
 
Originally Posted by Cuffy

My boy told me about this freak that got caught naked in a car with a dude and the police grabbed them both up....The girl actually had a bf... Knowing she had just been caught in a car naked with another dude, he still came down to the station and bonded her out smh


This sickens me
 
Originally Posted by Cuffy

My boy told me about this freak that got caught naked in a car with a dude and the police grabbed them both up....The girl actually had a bf... Knowing she had just been caught in a car naked with another dude, he still came down to the station and bonded her out smh


This sickens me
 
Originally Posted by ConnorIsThatDude

Reading posts like these get me so mad/sad. I mean partly for the simps, but mostly because of some of these grimey broads. Really makes me lose faith in these creatures we call women.

This although I don't agree with the crossed out part.
I can't BELIEVE I slept on this thread.
I'm dying of laughter at these stories.
Got damb.
 
Originally Posted by ConnorIsThatDude

Reading posts like these get me so mad/sad. I mean partly for the simps, but mostly because of some of these grimey broads. Really makes me lose faith in these creatures we call women.

This although I don't agree with the crossed out part.
I can't BELIEVE I slept on this thread.
I'm dying of laughter at these stories.
Got damb.
 
Originally Posted by solefood229

There's more, dude pays all her bills and even bought her a new Tahoe, he got a extra job just to cover all her bills, dude gave her a ring and she pawned that %#%!%, he even buys herion for her, on top of all thatdude is from Ohio




After that, I couldn't take dude cereal.

He automatically takes an L just for being from there.
 
Originally Posted by solefood229

There's more, dude pays all her bills and even bought her a new Tahoe, he got a extra job just to cover all her bills, dude gave her a ring and she pawned that %#%!%, he even buys herion for her, on top of all thatdude is from Ohio




After that, I couldn't take dude cereal.

He automatically takes an L just for being from there.
 
Originally Posted by KingJay718

faulkit28 wrote:




2nd.  Same girl.  Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper.  The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money.  So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up..  Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it.  3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
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Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex.  Left her alone.  She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).  

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Girl pulled a Nigerian internet scam in real life though
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Originally Posted by KingJay718

faulkit28 wrote:




2nd.  Same girl.  Shes unemployed and finds a job as secret shopper.  The job requires her to cash some money orders so she could go to stores and buy stuff with the money.  So she asks me to cash them for her because her bank acct is messed up..  Knowing that in the back of my mind that this is a scam, but thinking with the other head i go ahead and do it.  3 days later bank calls me lets me know the m.o.'s are fake. -$1500!!
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Long story short, caught her f'ing her ex.  Left her alone.  She's making payments to me for my bank acct (had to threaten to sue).  

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Girl pulled a Nigerian internet scam in real life though
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Witnessed a dude buy another female a car.. With his fafsa money.. And he ended up riding the bus for 2 years. Straight up, Disgusting
 
Witnessed a dude buy another female a car.. With his fafsa money.. And he ended up riding the bus for 2 years. Straight up, Disgusting
 
Originally Posted by PrideFan

Witnessed a dude buy another female a car.. With his fafsa money.. And he ended up riding the bus for 2 years. Straight up, Disgusting

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These stories are outta hand.  These dummies deserve every ounce of pain for these antics
 
Originally Posted by PrideFan

Witnessed a dude buy another female a car.. With his fafsa money.. And he ended up riding the bus for 2 years. Straight up, Disgusting

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These stories are outta hand.  These dummies deserve every ounce of pain for these antics
 
Originally Posted by solefood229

There's more, dude pays all her bills and even bought her a new Tahoe, he got a extra job just to cover all her bills, dude gave her a ring and she pawned that %#%!%, he even buys herion for her, on top of all that dude is from Ohio

and now it all makes sense
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Originally Posted by solefood229

There's more, dude pays all her bills and even bought her a new Tahoe, he got a extra job just to cover all her bills, dude gave her a ring and she pawned that %#%!%, he even buys herion for her, on top of all that dude is from Ohio

and now it all makes sense
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Originally Posted by JordansonDeck

2 stories. Both involving my ex roomate (who was a chick)

1. She had this SIMP ex bf. I mean dude used to loan her like 2k a month so she could be about that life like her friends. So we move into our spot and her room can fit a SMALL TV stand. Like no wider than 2 feet. this B buys a 6 foot dresser and we both tell her it will not fit. like no chance. she tells dude. I WANT IT PUT TOGETHER NOW AND I WILL THEN SEE IF IT FITS. this MF puts it together like a 4 hour job no help. and of course it doesn't fit. now keep in mind dude worked from 4-8 putting it together. She sees it doesn't fit gets mad at him and then yells. TAKE IT THE F APART AND GET IT BACK TO THE STORE AND GET A SMALLER ONE NOW!. Dude had like a hour. with no help. she was fixing her eyebrows. he rushed to get there and they were closed. lmao. Dude apologized up the %%+ and then bought her a fendi wallet the next day. SIMP

2. Same chick starts cheating on said boyfriend. With this black dude who's swag was on like 3 trillion. Dude straight told me. " im just hittin this cause i can" any way shes like in love with dude. Flew him from the east coast to LA 3 times in a month. she would tell the BF she was busy with work but would be getting the mamba all day. long story shory dude tells her he won't commit to her cause he has a LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND back in ny. This B goes and starts baking cookies to cure depression and then calls her bf who races over to console her from what she said was "difficult days at work" when earlier that afternoon dude was wearing her out in the shower. The bf is holding her and saying its gonna be ok. Then goes and gets her a 900$ snowboard. Which she then uses to meet up with other dude on a "girls trip".

Cold game. Colder %!%+%.
WOW 
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Joe Cool wrote:
back in high school when I was in 10th grade I was in this 11th grade chemistry class. I remember this one dude who used to simp heavy for this one spanish mami in the class.

Son used to call her beautiful everyday, walk her to class, carry her bag, and in every conversation he would find someway to compliment her.  I thought it was od but I thought she was his girl.
a week or 2 later in walkin down the stairs and I see the spanish mami kissin some guy and its not my son from chem class. so I ask her whats up and shes like the guy is her boyfriend and they been goin out for like a month. I said i thought u was with my son from chem class and shes like nah hes just a good friend. I was like 
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. Any way my son continued to simp 
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Fast forward to valentines day, I see dude from chem class in the hallway and hes has this big bag with candy, a small teddy bear, and a balloon. Im thinkin he got himself a girl and left spanish mami alone. So i follow him cuz i wanna see if his new girl is 
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.  Son walks up to this class room and spanish mami is standing at the door with her man.  dude gives her the bag. Shes says "Aw thank you" and gives him a hug and kiss on the cheek. her man hits him with the 
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, daps him up and says "thanks". then dude walks away with the biggest smile on his face word to 
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i couldnt believe i had witnessed that. had me feelin like 
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. Son has grown alot since then and I doubt hes still simpin that hard, but everytime I see him, in the back of my mind i always remember that day 
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"My son. From Chem Class.." 
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But SMH
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Originally Posted by JordansonDeck

2 stories. Both involving my ex roomate (who was a chick)

1. She had this SIMP ex bf. I mean dude used to loan her like 2k a month so she could be about that life like her friends. So we move into our spot and her room can fit a SMALL TV stand. Like no wider than 2 feet. this B buys a 6 foot dresser and we both tell her it will not fit. like no chance. she tells dude. I WANT IT PUT TOGETHER NOW AND I WILL THEN SEE IF IT FITS. this MF puts it together like a 4 hour job no help. and of course it doesn't fit. now keep in mind dude worked from 4-8 putting it together. She sees it doesn't fit gets mad at him and then yells. TAKE IT THE F APART AND GET IT BACK TO THE STORE AND GET A SMALLER ONE NOW!. Dude had like a hour. with no help. she was fixing her eyebrows. he rushed to get there and they were closed. lmao. Dude apologized up the %%+ and then bought her a fendi wallet the next day. SIMP

2. Same chick starts cheating on said boyfriend. With this black dude who's swag was on like 3 trillion. Dude straight told me. " im just hittin this cause i can" any way shes like in love with dude. Flew him from the east coast to LA 3 times in a month. she would tell the BF she was busy with work but would be getting the mamba all day. long story shory dude tells her he won't commit to her cause he has a LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND back in ny. This B goes and starts baking cookies to cure depression and then calls her bf who races over to console her from what she said was "difficult days at work" when earlier that afternoon dude was wearing her out in the shower. The bf is holding her and saying its gonna be ok. Then goes and gets her a 900$ snowboard. Which she then uses to meet up with other dude on a "girls trip".

Cold game. Colder %!%+%.
WOW 
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Joe Cool wrote:
back in high school when I was in 10th grade I was in this 11th grade chemistry class. I remember this one dude who used to simp heavy for this one spanish mami in the class.

Son used to call her beautiful everyday, walk her to class, carry her bag, and in every conversation he would find someway to compliment her.  I thought it was od but I thought she was his girl.
a week or 2 later in walkin down the stairs and I see the spanish mami kissin some guy and its not my son from chem class. so I ask her whats up and shes like the guy is her boyfriend and they been goin out for like a month. I said i thought u was with my son from chem class and shes like nah hes just a good friend. I was like 
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. Any way my son continued to simp 
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Fast forward to valentines day, I see dude from chem class in the hallway and hes has this big bag with candy, a small teddy bear, and a balloon. Im thinkin he got himself a girl and left spanish mami alone. So i follow him cuz i wanna see if his new girl is 
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.  Son walks up to this class room and spanish mami is standing at the door with her man.  dude gives her the bag. Shes says "Aw thank you" and gives him a hug and kiss on the cheek. her man hits him with the 
grin.gif
, daps him up and says "thanks". then dude walks away with the biggest smile on his face word to 
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i couldnt believe i had witnessed that. had me feelin like 
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. Son has grown alot since then and I doubt hes still simpin that hard, but everytime I see him, in the back of my mind i always remember that day 
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"My son. From Chem Class.." 
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But SMH
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Originally Posted by PrideFan

Witnessed a dude buy another female a car.. With his fafsa money.. And he ended up riding the bus for 2 years. Straight up, Disgusting

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this has to be ducktales. please come back and say you made this up. 
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its reached the point were this +$** isnt even funny anymore.
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Originally Posted by PrideFan

Witnessed a dude buy another female a car.. With his fafsa money.. And he ended up riding the bus for 2 years. Straight up, Disgusting

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this has to be ducktales. please come back and say you made this up. 
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its reached the point were this +$** isnt even funny anymore.
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