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Your girl went to a soca fete
You know how us Caribbeans get down at those?
You know how us Caribbeans get down at those?
Whats the most Simpish thing you've ever witnessed
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Your girl went to a soca fete
You know how us Caribbeans get down at those?
You know how us Caribbeans get down at those?
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I know I know. Lived and learned from my mistakes. like I said Never Again.Originally Posted by TennHouse2
come on brah, you gotta do better
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I know I know. Lived and learned from my mistakes. like I said Never Again.Originally Posted by TennHouse2
come on brah, you gotta do better
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wow. Soca fete. lol
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wow. Soca fete. lol
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Damn brah, the words cannot explain..
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Damn brah, the words cannot explain..
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what about this simp named bruno mars? singin bout he gonna catch a live grenade for you n %%$#. softest %%$# i ever heard
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what about this simp named bruno mars? singin bout he gonna catch a live grenade for you n %%$#. softest %%$# i ever heard
weekz
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Dudes buying girls drinks in the club and then not getting any play. My sister runs this game all of the time. We don't pay for drinks just let her flirt and get the drinks and then we just come back and live it up on some poor simps dime. Hell she has a bf and they do this $%#@ almost every weekend.
I feel bad sometimes, but dudes gotta learn.
I feel bad sometimes, but dudes gotta learn.
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Dudes buying girls drinks in the club and then not getting any play. My sister runs this game all of the time. We don't pay for drinks just let her flirt and get the drinks and then we just come back and live it up on some poor simps dime. Hell she has a bf and they do this $%#@ almost every weekend.
I feel bad sometimes, but dudes gotta learn.
I feel bad sometimes, but dudes gotta learn.
weekz
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Originally Posted by Ricardo Malta
Facebook has turned into the big collective Simp Fest in the history of
mankind and it's downright disgusting. Every time these birds post up
mobile uploads of them posin' in the mirror or an album of low grade
"photoshoot" pics, it's a gang of _'s scramblin' to hit that "Like"
button or post simp comments. %!+* is disgusting
yeah huge simp fest over fake chicks. The saddest thing is all the fake fb pages that have pics of nice looking girls tagging photoshopped nikes and jordan heels for sale. I always get a crack out of the people that join those pages asking to stop being tagged because they are too much of a simp to un friend
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Originally Posted by Ricardo Malta
Facebook has turned into the big collective Simp Fest in the history of
mankind and it's downright disgusting. Every time these birds post up
mobile uploads of them posin' in the mirror or an album of low grade
"photoshoot" pics, it's a gang of _'s scramblin' to hit that "Like"
button or post simp comments. %!+* is disgusting
yeah huge simp fest over fake chicks. The saddest thing is all the fake fb pages that have pics of nice looking girls tagging photoshopped nikes and jordan heels for sale. I always get a crack out of the people that join those pages asking to stop being tagged because they are too much of a simp to un friend
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Don't know about alllllll the moms teaching boys to simp.
I was stressing over a girlie, and my mama told me to man the hell up and stop acting like a punk.
then goes on to say women don't want no soft dude, and I need ti get over it.
love ya, mama
I was stressing over a girlie, and my mama told me to man the hell up and stop acting like a punk.
then goes on to say women don't want no soft dude, and I need ti get over it.
love ya, mama
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Don't know about alllllll the moms teaching boys to simp.
I was stressing over a girlie, and my mama told me to man the hell up and stop acting like a punk.
then goes on to say women don't want no soft dude, and I need ti get over it.
love ya, mama
I was stressing over a girlie, and my mama told me to man the hell up and stop acting like a punk.
then goes on to say women don't want no soft dude, and I need ti get over it.
love ya, mama
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My girls sisters boyfriend knows his girl is a known vagina lender on campus (Hampton University) . Yet, son son still payed for her flight to MIA this past memorial day weekend...
She gets down to MIA and meets this dude whom smashes on the beach, dude takes pics of them on beach and post on facebook and tags her in them, her boyfriend sees the pics and ask who son son is, she denies giving up the vaginal even tho the pic is of them 2 on the beach at night..
Where is she now? Spain "studying abroad" who paid for the ticket? You guessed it..
She gets down to MIA and meets this dude whom smashes on the beach, dude takes pics of them on beach and post on facebook and tags her in them, her boyfriend sees the pics and ask who son son is, she denies giving up the vaginal even tho the pic is of them 2 on the beach at night..
Where is she now? Spain "studying abroad" who paid for the ticket? You guessed it..
stand4something
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My girls sisters boyfriend knows his girl is a known vagina lender on campus (Hampton University) . Yet, son son still payed for her flight to MIA this past memorial day weekend...
She gets down to MIA and meets this dude whom smashes on the beach, dude takes pics of them on beach and post on facebook and tags her in them, her boyfriend sees the pics and ask who son son is, she denies giving up the vaginal even tho the pic is of them 2 on the beach at night..
Where is she now? Spain "studying abroad" who paid for the ticket? You guessed it..
She gets down to MIA and meets this dude whom smashes on the beach, dude takes pics of them on beach and post on facebook and tags her in them, her boyfriend sees the pics and ask who son son is, she denies giving up the vaginal even tho the pic is of them 2 on the beach at night..
Where is she now? Spain "studying abroad" who paid for the ticket? You guessed it..
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damn, i aint never simped as hard as the dudes in here. these stories is just too much
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damn, i aint never simped as hard as the dudes in here. these stories is just too much
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Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
I'm crying. Son painted a picture with that paragraph.
son was hitting that Risky Business throughout the house expecting a meeeeaaan Christmas Eve session
shoulda set her grass on fire.
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Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
A long time ago in a galaxy far far way...
...risked life and limb drivin' way out Bowie from DC in a damn snow storm (after I cut my hand fallin' down the steps in my house runnin' in socks extra geeked to hit the road) to give this chick a Christmas gift bag cuz she was goin' outta town the next day.
...spun out twice on the way out there, finally get there and shortie just came to the door like "Aite thanks" and went back inside - I mean damn, you coulda at least gave a _ some hot cocoa, $+#%% you see me shiverin' out here.
Top 5 lowest moments of my life - I mean, it's snowin' like crazy, I can barely see, and it hurts to hold the steering wheel because my damn hand has a laceration - I felt like "Stan" the whole way back...
..."we waited for hours in the blistering cold, and you just said, 'No.'"
#thirst #simp #buthoeswillbehoessoicouldntblametammy
Ahhhhh, the lessons learned as a youngbuck ...
I'm crying. Son painted a picture with that paragraph.
son was hitting that Risky Business throughout the house expecting a meeeeaaan Christmas Eve session
shoulda set her grass on fire.
cedric ceballos 1995 lakers
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anyone else thing reformed simps are a funny breed as well?
you know, that dude who took L after L with the ladies and finally comes to his senses and is a whole new person.
you know, that dude who took L after L with the ladies and finally comes to his senses and is a whole new person.
