Mr.Guy
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Am I the only one that squats over the toilet to avoid siting on the toilet when I have to **** in a public bathroom? My public bathroom squat game is on fleek.
Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?
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This thread is pure comedy 
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Is this topic real life?
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#cleandoodoomatters
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Bruh, when you repeatedly crumble and uncrumble the paper until it gets soft..
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i used newspaper once, dirtied my butt more than i was able to clean, i now had ink and poop on my crack...
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If you put a little soap on it and then wet it, then rubbed it together until it was foamy, you would've realized how superior of a cleaning tool they are.
You just have to take out the trash way more often since flushing that can't be a good idea
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Frail booty *** *****.
If you don't live with a women, you've used paper towels before.
SMH gettin tortured by a PAPER TOWEL!
offset pow clow
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How do you not have enough sense to wet the paper towel 
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Man I haven't cried like this in a while thank you to all who contributed
I'm a stand up and bend over right hand wiper, scruncher not a folder
Man I haven't cried like this in a while thank you to all who contributed
I'm a stand up and bend over right hand wiper, scruncher not a folder
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I sit and wipe...just to look cool for the "MAN" while he watches me 
I looked at myself in the mirror one day as i was standing and wiping...just didnt look right.
I looked at myself in the mirror one day as i was standing and wiping...just didnt look right.
Ox.
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I sit and wipe...just to look cool for the "MAN" while he watches me
I looked at myself in the mirror one day as i was standing and wiping...just didnt look right.
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^ Go to sleep kid, you know nothing.
10,000 post in a little over 2 yeasrs doesnt look to good...
Go to sleep kid, you know nothing. 10,000 post in a little over 2 yeasrs doesnt look to good...
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the west is living in a fantasea
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Do u stand or sit
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There's always one Debbie Downer.
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I was 13 the first time I went to Korea and when I went to visit my aunt out in the country, they had the toilet in the floor were you had to squat.
I was legit confused and stood there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to use it.
I was legit confused and stood there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to use it.
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i dont wanna measure or take pics, but i just dropped my second for the day, and i think its a soft 12 inches.
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very healthy, very healthy indeed
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if its too sloppy and no hope for it with toilet paper i just rinse my booty in the tub.
but i usually stay seated and use my right arm to wipe, my girl saw me and her mind was blown..
but i usually stay seated and use my right arm to wipe, my girl saw me and her mind was blown..
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