Worst conversation you overheard?

[dumb pigs]

Me and my girl were dining in SF at fishermans wharf and over heard this conversation between a man and a woman who were sitting at the table near us between plant partitions..

Paraphrasing of course

Man - Well you have always had a really nice butt (used the other word) i wouldnt mind gettin in there again.

Woman - oh you! You always liked it. And you know I always liked it

Man - yeah, not like these lesbians you see around here, all wound so tight. no wonder they dont like the.... they probably cant get it in cuz they walk with their cheeks glued together

Woman - yeah, i dont see how a woman doesnt want a .... in their life. its the most beautiful thing


Waitress comes over (who apparently know the two people) - Hi ( says his name) its good seeing you again, say hello to your wife!

Man says I sure will!

They continue to talk for the next 10 minutes or so about even more inapropriate sexual things that they indivually enjoy that i cant say here.

When they finally get up from finishing their lunch, we finally see the couple talking all wild.

2 , maybe 65 year old people. white man and woman both with walking sticks


me and my girl went from laughing to being grossed out

 

[still1rise]

Originally Posted by DUMB PIGS

Me and my girl were dining in SF at fishermans wharf and over heard this conversation between a man and a woman who were sitting at the table near us between plant partitions..

Paraphrasing of course

Man - Well you have always had a really nice butt (used the other word) i wouldnt mind gettin in there again.

Woman - oh you! You always liked it. And you know I always liked it

Man - yeah, not like these lesbians you see around here, all wound so tight. no wonder they dont like the.... they probably cant get it in cuz they walk with their cheeks glued together

Woman - yeah, i dont see how a woman doesnt want a .... in their life. its the most beautiful thing


Waitress comes over (who apparently know the two people) - Hi ( says his name) its good seeing you again, say hello to your wife!

Man says I sure will!

They continue to talk for the next 10 minutes or so about even more inapropriate sexual things that they indivually enjoy that i cant say here.

When they finally get up from finishing their lunch, we finally see the couple talking all wild.

2 , maybe 65 year old people. white man and woman both with walking sticks


me and my girl went from laughing to being grossed out

Was not expecting that to be the end of the story

 

[still1rise]

Originally Posted by DUMB PIGS

Me and my girl were dining in SF at fishermans wharf and over heard this conversation between a man and a woman who were sitting at the table near us between plant partitions..

Paraphrasing of course

Man - Well you have always had a really nice butt (used the other word) i wouldnt mind gettin in there again.

Woman - oh you! You always liked it. And you know I always liked it

Man - yeah, not like these lesbians you see around here, all wound so tight. no wonder they dont like the.... they probably cant get it in cuz they walk with their cheeks glued together

Woman - yeah, i dont see how a woman doesnt want a .... in their life. its the most beautiful thing


Waitress comes over (who apparently know the two people) - Hi ( says his name) its good seeing you again, say hello to your wife!

Man says I sure will!

They continue to talk for the next 10 minutes or so about even more inapropriate sexual things that they indivually enjoy that i cant say here.

When they finally get up from finishing their lunch, we finally see the couple talking all wild.

2 , maybe 65 year old people. white man and woman both with walking sticks


me and my girl went from laughing to being grossed out

Was not expecting that to be the end of the story

 

[solemunchies]

I remember I was on the subway on my way home when I was freshman in high school and there were these two bums, both were male

Bum 1: Which one is our stop?
Bum 2: It's Hollywood/Highland
Bum 1: Why the hell are we going there? I don't want to run into those @%@! that got us last time.
Bum 2: Hey man, it's the only way we can get food...

My eyes were literally like

and I was like 

 

[solemunchies]

I remember I was on the subway on my way home when I was freshman in high school and there were these two bums, both were male

Bum 1: Which one is our stop?
Bum 2: It's Hollywood/Highland
Bum 1: Why the hell are we going there? I don't want to run into those @%@! that got us last time.
Bum 2: Hey man, it's the only way we can get food...

My eyes were literally like

and I was like 

 

[iallan]

This is during a trip to the Philippines... Mother and child at a plaza/mall walking in front of a McDonalds (translated to english of course)

Child: Mom, will we ever get to eat in there? *Points at McDonalds*
Mother: Never, don't even dream about it because it will never happen
Child:

 

[iallan]

This is during a trip to the Philippines... Mother and child at a plaza/mall walking in front of a McDonalds (translated to english of course)

Child: Mom, will we ever get to eat in there? *Points at McDonalds*
Mother: Never, don't even dream about it because it will never happen
Child:

 

[sloane kettering]

 

[sloane kettering]

 

[still1rise]

Originally Posted by iAllan

This is during a trip to the Philippines... Mother and child at a plaza/mall walking in front of a McDonalds (translated to english of course)

Child: Mom, will we ever get to eat in there? *Points at McDonalds*
Mother: Never, don't even dream about it because it will never happen
Child:

Dam that's sad.

Especially after just checkin out the Jordan's new crib thread.

 

[still1rise]

Originally Posted by iAllan

This is during a trip to the Philippines... Mother and child at a plaza/mall walking in front of a McDonalds (translated to english of course)

Child: Mom, will we ever get to eat in there? *Points at McDonalds*
Mother: Never, don't even dream about it because it will never happen
Child:

Dam that's sad.

Especially after just checkin out the Jordan's new crib thread.

 

[tim teufel]

herd some punk kids on the train bragging how they got some chic drunk and took turns on her after she passed out 

 

[tim teufel]

herd some punk kids on the train bragging how they got some chic drunk and took turns on her after she passed out 

 

[wooly willy]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Fun boys talking about putting tampons up their *+%% after getting penetrated.

Despicable.

I literally spit out the milk I was drinking

idk why I find this so funny

 

[wooly willy]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Fun boys talking about putting tampons up their *+%% after getting penetrated.

Despicable.

I literally spit out the milk I was drinking

idk why I find this so funny

 

[rko2004]

Originally Posted by Wooly Willy

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Fun boys talking about putting tampons up their *+%% after getting penetrated.

Despicable.

I literally spit out the milk I was drinking

idk why I find this so funny

But damn that's disgusting

.

 

[rko2004]

Originally Posted by Wooly Willy

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Fun boys talking about putting tampons up their *+%% after getting penetrated.

Despicable.

I literally spit out the milk I was drinking

idk why I find this so funny

But damn that's disgusting

.

 

[dr813]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by DR813

Well the worst conversation I heard was when I was High School. I was actually in the convo. It was about Hip Hop. It moreso an arguement about up north rap and down south rap. and

anybody from up north that moved to the south know that talking about hip hop with some these down south folks knows that they are biased towards down south artist, so it's a no win

situation. but anyway, make a long story short, they kept downing up north rap saying how they suck, and all they say is "son" and "B" and then had the nerve to say that Lil boosie and Lil

webbie would Cassidy and Jadakiss in a rap battle

. they said more outlandish things but I'll be typing all day. after that day, I stopped arguing with some of these down south cats about

Hip Hop because it's no use.

you. Live a sheltered life

why do you say that? you don't even know me. don't make judgements on people you don't know.
  

 

[dr813]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by DR813

Well the worst conversation I heard was when I was High School. I was actually in the convo. It was about Hip Hop. It moreso an arguement about up north rap and down south rap. and

anybody from up north that moved to the south know that talking about hip hop with some these down south folks knows that they are biased towards down south artist, so it's a no win

situation. but anyway, make a long story short, they kept downing up north rap saying how they suck, and all they say is "son" and "B" and then had the nerve to say that Lil boosie and Lil

webbie would Cassidy and Jadakiss in a rap battle

. they said more outlandish things but I'll be typing all day. after that day, I stopped arguing with some of these down south cats about

Hip Hop because it's no use.

you. Live a sheltered life

why do you say that? you don't even know me. don't make judgements on people you don't know.
  

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Fun boys talking about putting tampons up their *+%% after getting penetrated.

Despicable.

  

 @ the sory.... 

 @ the gif

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Fun boys talking about putting tampons up their *+%% after getting penetrated.

Despicable.

  

 @ the sory.... 

 @ the gif

 

[SHERLOCK87]

not the worse but some pretty sad +%*#.

i was in mcdonalds and overheard this little boy ask his father
why 2 other boys (around his age) were asking people for money

dad didnt really have a straight answer, bought them some food though.

 

[SHERLOCK87]

not the worse but some pretty sad +%*#.

i was in mcdonalds and overheard this little boy ask his father
why 2 other boys (around his age) were asking people for money

dad didnt really have a straight answer, bought them some food though.

 

[maxswoosh713]

I overheard two girls a row in front of me while waiting for class to start:
"You know all the mexicans that don't make it through the river?"

"Yeah"

"well when they drown in the rio grande, their bodies just float out into the gulf of mexico and float around

"eww that's sooo grosss"

This coming from the same girl who asked "what about the slaves?" during a Great depression discussion.

Everyone in the class hit her with the 

 including the professor.

 

[maxswoosh713]

I overheard two girls a row in front of me while waiting for class to start:
"You know all the mexicans that don't make it through the river?"

"Yeah"

"well when they drown in the rio grande, their bodies just float out into the gulf of mexico and float around

"eww that's sooo grosss"

This coming from the same girl who asked "what about the slaves?" during a Great depression discussion.

Everyone in the class hit her with the 

 including the professor.