Yo Momma Jokes Vol. 30,000

[that guy max]

YOUR MOMMA IS SOO NASTY.

how nasty is she?

I PUT A CUCUMBER IN HER #$!%#, AND THE BROAD PUSHED OUT A PICKLE!

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!

haha

 

[worlds enemy]

HEE HEE.

Yo momma's so fat when she fell in love, it broke.

 

[freewayfrankie]

Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.. Yo mama's so bald you can read her mind..Yo mama's so old she drove a chariot to highschool..Yo mama's so old I asked her to act her age and the %%@#$ dropped dead..Yo mama's got three teeth, one in her mouth and two in her pocket..Yomama's got no arms and went on Wheel of Fortune, "Big money! Big money!" Yo mama's got one leg and rides a skateboard to work..Yo mama so fatwhen she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!..Yo mama'sso dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund..Yo mama's breath is so bad, whenshe exhales her teeth duck.. I was the king of mama snaps back in the day..sorry to gush.. PEACE!

 

[northparkblind]

Yo momma so black, when she jumped in the ocean, people thought it was a oil spill.. (no racist)

 

[phillypg1]

Your momma is so fat she was one of the 300,00 deaths caused by obesity in 2008.

 

[koolkatz]

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

yo mama so dumb, she fell

i don't know how i found this funny

 

[ghettoeinstein]

yo mama so short she play handball on the curb

 

[ghettoeinstein]

Originally Posted by KoolKatz

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

yo mama so dumb, she fell

i don't know how i found this funny

QFT

 

[diplomat007]

your momma so poor , I saw her kicking a can down the street . I asked her what she doing she said moving

i heard this one for the first time in years today and it had me rolling

 

[royal airness 29]

Yo mommas so fat....we inside her right now

 

[fat boy 915]

Yo momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

 

[phillypg1]

Your mom is so old the 12 apostles ran a train on her.

 

[dylans33]

Your momma is so fat i stood on her stomach and HIGH-FIVED JESUS!

Your momma is so short she slam dunks her bus fair.

 

[club29]

Your mommas so fat, niketalkers think shes thick

 

[chrispcb15]

Yo mamas so fat instead of saying trick or treat, Broad said trick or meatloaf

 

[23mcpizzle23]

you mama got a peg leg and a glass eye...






















thats all.....

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23

you mama got a peg leg and a glass eye...






















thats all.....

you just animorphed 2 jokes...lol...

its peg leg with a kickstand
and glass eye with a fish in it....

 

[jay2da3airjordan]

tell your mother stop wearing different color lipsticks shes starting to leave a rainbow on my #!@%
your mother so black i cut her and she bled soy sauce
your mother so ugly she always wears a hat

 

[orangatrang]

Your momma's so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

[mrmeeh2]

Mama are sooo 90's. Nowadays people talk about each other's aunts.

 

[eastnewyork80]

yo mama so dumb she brought a fire extinguisher to see man on fire

 

[mh76]

yo momma so fat she needs mapquest to find her neck.

 

[ghettoeinstein]

yo mama got a 4 dolallar weave and she dont know when to leave

 

[essential]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23

you mama got a peg leg and a glass eye...






















thats all.....

you just animorphed 2 jokes...lol...

its peg leg with a kickstand
and glass eye with a fish in it....

& ya momma got the wooden legs, with real feet.

 

[Thats My Word]

At least I have a mom. You have 2 daddies....