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When I was about 10 or so, I'd go to this Cuban barber and he would smoke a cigarette right before he'd cut my hair every single time.
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I hate when I sneeze, someone blesses me. I say thank you. And the idiot says "you're welcome"
Why do you need to get the last word? After I say thank you, it's over.
lmao he must have to perform a miracle on your edge up.When I was about 10 or so, I'd go to this Cuban barber and he would smoke a cigarette right before he'd cut my hair every single time.
lmao! It wasn't even that hard of a haircut cause he passed like a 2 all around and all cubans used that sharp razor, I've seen worse but I guess he needed a halftime break before me [emoji]128530[/emoji]lmao he must have to perform a miracle on your edge up.
Cuz needs a stress reliever upon seeing you walk through the door.
THIS.Dia bathroom toilet splashing too much water wetting my butt
Best advice everTHIS.
Shout outs to the NTer who said put some tissue in the toilet before you piss and the water won't splash
When I'm at the gym and I go to the water fountain to git a sip and someone has spit in the sink...
I'm talking about when I flush tho ..Dia bathroom toilet splashing too much water wetting my butt
THIS.
Shout outs to the NTer who said put some tissue in the toilet before you piss and the water won't splash
Yo I hate when I'm getting a cut and the barber wants to take lunchbreaks/run errands in between cutting my hair
Got me sitting there looking like a damn fool. Got a chili bowl on one side and halfro on the other |I
My barber is doing that right now the dude sitting in the chair had this half fro for like 15 mins while my barber having his oxtail
I hate when a friend/family member wants me to come over and when I do stop by they have 18 other people there that I don't even know |I
**** be having me feeling awkward 5. I won't even get up to use the restroom because **** be so awkward...... One time I was over my friends house along with 45 other people. Everybody was chatting and whatever. And people kept trying to small talk with me and ****. But I kinda blew them off. Then this one ***** gonna ask me "Why you ignorin people??? Like you better than us???? Are you anti social or something????"
I just ignored the *** and left
Bruh you gotta embrace that ****. I love going places where I don't know people, it's refreshing. You meet new people, can share stories, make new friends, n expand your horizons. I like meeting new people, it gives perspective n lets me know just how different we all are n also how similar. N yeah, that girl prolly wanted the D, but you just went home n ate saliva sandwiches n ****I hate when a friend/family member wants me to come over and when I do stop by they have 18 other people there that I don't even know
**** be having me feeling awkward 5. I won't even get up to use the restroom because **** be so awkward...... One time I was over my friends house along with 45 other people. Everybody was chatting and whatever. And people kept trying to small talk with me and ****. But I kinda blew them off. Then this one ***** gonna ask me "Why you ignorin people??? Like you better than us???? Are you anti social or something????"
I just ignored the *** and left
LOL!!!That some LAN problems I ain't ever had a barber do me like that
Sounds like something a female......that WANTED you attention.....would say.
That is all.
Bruh you gotta embrace that ****. I love going places where I don't know people, it's refreshing. You meet new people, can share stories, make new friends, n expand your horizons. I like meeting new people, it gives perspective n lets me know just how different we all are n also how similar. N yeah, that girl prolly wanted the D, but you just went home n ate saliva sandwiches n ****
I don't like when people don't change the toilet paper rolls. **** makes me furious >:
Sounds like something a female......that WANTED you attention.....would say.
That is all.Hating on my sandwich flavor gameBruh you gotta embrace that ****. I love going places where I don't know people, it's refreshing. You meet new people, can share stories, make new friends, n expand your horizons. I like meeting new people, it gives perspective n lets me know just how different we all are n also how similar. N yeah, that girl prolly wanted the D, but you just went home n ate saliva sandwiches n ****
I don't like when people don't change the toilet paper rolls. **** makes me furious
About the toilet paper thing, that's why I always keep extra rolls under the sink cabinet...
Pops knows what's up, n I ain't tryna go to my room to get a fresh roll. Me n my kuzns rotate who puts a rollWe keep extra ones in the bathroom too, but my brother never replaces them.. my dad gets heated
Like he'll get a new one and just unwrap it but not put it on the roll
Yes I flush often as a bad habit due to my regular toilets being weak and not sucking all dat ish well
female borat is betterDamn I type to damn fast lol hell naw I'm not talking about borat lmao I meant female broad