You know you are a Jordan collector when...

[sneakerboy13]

Originally Posted by nikeandjordanonly

When you get suspended from school when you beat someone up for stepping on your sneakers

I always wanted that to happen to me So I could have an excuse to fight someone..

 

[mayhemgatz]

Originally Posted by MortalMonkey

...You stick your penis in your J's just to see how it feels.

 

[stickinkicks]

when your girl threatens to block NT when you're at school because she feels it's more distracting then porn.

 

[c hanna]

lmao this post is funny

 

[ineed23s]

... When FINISHLINE/FOOTLOCKER/NIKETALK/23ISBACK.COM/ and all other jordan related websites are the ONLY favorites in your favorite websites column... AND onyour favorites list on your phone's internet broweser...

 

[air kalo]

When you know what "carmines", "raptors", "grapes", and "bordeux's" are

AND

you know who gentry is and his last name

 

[asg528]

Originally Posted by MortalMonkey

...You stick your penis in your J's just to see how it feels.

haha lmao that might me the funniest thing i have EVER read

 

[konohaknight]

...when u cuss at the sky for raining.........

 

[yovani 4 dc]

when you remember the release date of your shoe................eventhough you got 'em ten years ago!

when you get jealous at someone else for having the same shoe!(especially if it's in better condition)

 

[sincere14lyfe]

Originally Posted by Ineed23s

OKAY OKAY OKAY... I know I know... no need for immature responses.. just thought we would have some fun.. and get some funny responses.. I was granted permission (

) To go ahead with the thread.. anyway....
You know you are a Jordan collector when...

You look at future release dates and match them up with your pay days...

You constantly take the shoes out their box, just to look at them and touch them...

HAVE FUN ALL!

Yeah, this is me all day. I do the pay day thing 'er now and then. Since I get paid every week I usually know when I'll have the dough. I matchbill days with when extra dough will be left over.

But I definitely take my kicks outta the box just to look at them. I do that almost everyday. I got one though...

You know you're a Jordan Collector when...

You don't put your J's back into the box until after you have cleaned 'em (if they get dirty). I can't stand putting myJ's back into the box if they have a 'lil dirt on 'em. I'll leave them out until I have time to clean 'em.

 

[sincere14lyfe]

You don't put your J's back into the box until after you have cleaned 'em (if they get dirty). I can't stand putting my J's back into thebox if they have a 'lil dirt on 'em. I'll leave them out until I have time to clean 'em.

 

[flightclub23]

When a girl gets on her knees just to touch your shoes

When the store you usaully cop your J's at holds your size because they expect you to come in

When your girl tells you "you need to take a break"

When people look at your feet everytime they see you

When people think you sell drugs just to buy Jordans

 

[sincere14lyfe]

Originally Posted by gime2purr

You know you're a jordanhead when you walk with your toes curled so they don't crease as bad,lol

That's me all day^^^

Or

You know you're a jordanhead when you can just look @ someone and know they don't know the story behind whatever jay they are wearing.

This is so me. Man, so glad it's ppl out there who understand. Why don't we live near one another???

 

[gime2purr]

That's me....people who know me stay looking @ my feet EVERYTIME they see me.^^
And people who don't know me look as well when I bust out joints from years ago,lol

 

[sincere14lyfe]

This is the best post ever. For real. There is so much in this post that alludes to me. Like for real. I have never posted so many times in one post topic.This is funny.

 

[darrylito]

When you have to sneak your newest pair in the house,just to keep your mom from nagging.

 

[jaysandjaysandjays]

Originally Posted by MortalMonkey

...You stick your penis in your J's just to see how it feels.

 

[eddiebauer757]

MortalMonkey wrote:

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...You stick your penis in your J's just to see how it feels.

I had my first 3some that way

 

[doctorjay507]

when u take your right shoe off to drive so u dont get dirt on the back or crease the toe....or even worse get a black scuff on the side if it rubs against thebreak pedal

 

[ineed23s]

Originally Posted by jaysandjaysandjays

Originally Posted by MortalMonkey

...You stick your penis in your J's just to see how it feels.

 

[caliboitoy417]

When you get into a fight with some one @ a club just for steppin on your J's...Just let it slide next time

 

[ineed23s]

Everytime I see that kids face ^^^^^^^^^^^^^it gets FUNNIER and FUNNIER...

 

[nikeandjordanonly]

when your about to get some ++@# you take off your j's and bring them upstairs so you don't ski on them

 

[loballin3]

when all of your internet bookmarks are links to something to do with sneakers

 

[skizzel23]

when you keep coming to niketalk even after the all time high in ******ed posts