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You know you are a Jordan collector when...
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When you have slept with a pair that you just got....
when you have a multiple folders of J's under My Pictures on your comp of your favorite J's by number and/or labeled something similar to the following("I got", "I would really like to have", "Unicorns", "Classics"....etc.)
when you have a multiple folders of J's under My Pictures on your comp of your favorite J's by number and/or labeled something similar to the following("I got", "I would really like to have", "Unicorns", "Classics"....etc.)
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when people come over to your house and they stare at your closet for five minutes without blinking
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When you keep a sawed off shotgun by your bedside, set up a surveilance system and got ADT for the "sole" purpose of protecting your kicks againsttheft.
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when people think your jordans are fake because u have so many and "they cant be real, no way u can afford that many and theyre real"
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...when your room has that "brand new, crisp deadstock" smell! Best smell in the world!
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Gentry and the rest of JB should make this a jordan commercial
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I know exactly what your talkin about, "those laser V's can't be real, only shoe with laser was the dub zeros" some lowballerfake shoehead crap.Originally Posted by cs02132
when people think your jordans are fake because u have so many and "they cant be real, no way u can afford that many and theyre real"
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When you wake up more then 10x times on the day of the release...so you don't go late for the saturday campout for the jays.
Happened to me yesterday...i woke up at like 12am then 1am and 2 times at 2am(i check the time)...me and my friend were suppose to wake up at 4am....then weget their and we see already 3 people already formed a line...
Luckily they were all kids.
Happened to me yesterday...i woke up at like 12am then 1am and 2 times at 2am(i check the time)...me and my friend were suppose to wake up at 4am....then weget their and we see already 3 people already formed a line...
Luckily they were all kids.
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WOW! That's funny and creative.
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When you hear the term "lifestyle" you no longer associate it with condoms
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50 Ways You Know Your A JORDAN COLLECTOR!!
1. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE IS THEYRE SHOES.
2. When you walk into class people occasionally say Another Pair?!?
3. The teachers even notice when you get new shoes.
4. Instead of taking the shortcut with your friends in the grass or dirt you walk all the way around the cement.
5. Your parents get really mad when you get another pair of shoes.
6. WHEN SOMEBODY INSULTS YOUR SHOES, YOU STICK UP FOR THEM LIKE THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN.
7. You constantly look at peoples shoes when you walk by them.
8. Before you go out, you think for a good 10 15 minutes about which sneakers you should wear.
9. You do not wear certain sneakers to parties/clubs because you are afraid someone is going to step on them.
10. You do not wear White/Clear sole shoes in the rain.
11. YOU KEEP EVERY SINGLE PAIR IN THE BOX STUFFED.
12. When people you know (or even strangers) who always see you, look at you, and then look directly down to your feet to see what your shoe you are wearing.
13. Most of the time your shoes are the main center attraction.
14. You feel insulted when someone says Theyre JUST shoes!
15. YOU WANT MULTIPLE PAIRS OF THE SAME SHOE.
16. You browse eBay daily to find that HG (Holy Grail).
17. You are willing to spend good money on your HG in NDS (Near Dead stock) condition.
18. You know at least 2 people in every shoe store you go to.
19. Your paintings are shoe themed.
20. You could have bought a small car for the amount you spent on your collection.
21. YOU GET REALLY DEFENSIVE ABOUT ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR SHOES.
22. You save up your lunch money over a month to buy a new pair.
23. You look down at your shoes every 5 minutes.
24. Your drawer is full of shoe cleaners.
25. You skip appointments to go to the mall because new pair of Jordans are being released.
26. You know what NT and ISS stands for.
27. You sit and keep turning your foot to the side to look at your shoes.
28. You know a fake shoe when you see it.
29. Your background in your computer is a Jordan.
30. YOU THINK THAT GIRLS THAT WEAR AIR JORDANS ARE HOT WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THEIR FACE.
31. You go to the mall for silica packs and tell the lady that its for a school project because they wont give you any otherwise.
32. You check the weather before you go out so you know what shoe you should wear.
33. You put an extra insole in your Jordans to not rub off the Jumpman in the insole.
34. You take a traveling cleaning kit when you are on the road.
35. YOU LIMP WHEN YOU WALK TO PREVENT CREASING.
36. You clean your shoes after every wear.
37. You learned the roman numerals from the Air Jordan series.
38. 23 is one of your favorite numbers.
39. When you are bored in class and someone says something about shoes you listen.
40. You never try to get any of your shoes dirty.
41. You take your shoes off and walk when it suddenly starts raining in school to walk to your car.
42. You have a whole frame of Jordan retro cards.
43. You carry an Eastbay, Brand Jordan, or Sole Collector magazine in your backpack.
44. YOU KNOW ALL THE RELEASE DATES FOR JORDANS.
45. You get mad when people say Jordans are a waste of money.
46. WHEN YOU BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES YOU TAKE PICTURES OF THEM.
47. You write poems of your shoes.
48. You visit ISS and NT Forums.
49. You know what DS, OG, SMH, & MJ stands for.
50. You know when Michael Jordans birthday is.
1. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE IS THEYRE SHOES.
2. When you walk into class people occasionally say Another Pair?!?
3. The teachers even notice when you get new shoes.
4. Instead of taking the shortcut with your friends in the grass or dirt you walk all the way around the cement.
5. Your parents get really mad when you get another pair of shoes.
6. WHEN SOMEBODY INSULTS YOUR SHOES, YOU STICK UP FOR THEM LIKE THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN.
7. You constantly look at peoples shoes when you walk by them.
8. Before you go out, you think for a good 10 15 minutes about which sneakers you should wear.
9. You do not wear certain sneakers to parties/clubs because you are afraid someone is going to step on them.
10. You do not wear White/Clear sole shoes in the rain.
11. YOU KEEP EVERY SINGLE PAIR IN THE BOX STUFFED.
12. When people you know (or even strangers) who always see you, look at you, and then look directly down to your feet to see what your shoe you are wearing.
13. Most of the time your shoes are the main center attraction.
14. You feel insulted when someone says Theyre JUST shoes!
15. YOU WANT MULTIPLE PAIRS OF THE SAME SHOE.
16. You browse eBay daily to find that HG (Holy Grail).
17. You are willing to spend good money on your HG in NDS (Near Dead stock) condition.
18. You know at least 2 people in every shoe store you go to.
19. Your paintings are shoe themed.
20. You could have bought a small car for the amount you spent on your collection.
21. YOU GET REALLY DEFENSIVE ABOUT ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR SHOES.
22. You save up your lunch money over a month to buy a new pair.
23. You look down at your shoes every 5 minutes.
24. Your drawer is full of shoe cleaners.
25. You skip appointments to go to the mall because new pair of Jordans are being released.
26. You know what NT and ISS stands for.
27. You sit and keep turning your foot to the side to look at your shoes.
28. You know a fake shoe when you see it.
29. Your background in your computer is a Jordan.
30. YOU THINK THAT GIRLS THAT WEAR AIR JORDANS ARE HOT WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THEIR FACE.
31. You go to the mall for silica packs and tell the lady that its for a school project because they wont give you any otherwise.
32. You check the weather before you go out so you know what shoe you should wear.
33. You put an extra insole in your Jordans to not rub off the Jumpman in the insole.
34. You take a traveling cleaning kit when you are on the road.
35. YOU LIMP WHEN YOU WALK TO PREVENT CREASING.
36. You clean your shoes after every wear.
37. You learned the roman numerals from the Air Jordan series.
38. 23 is one of your favorite numbers.
39. When you are bored in class and someone says something about shoes you listen.
40. You never try to get any of your shoes dirty.
41. You take your shoes off and walk when it suddenly starts raining in school to walk to your car.
42. You have a whole frame of Jordan retro cards.
43. You carry an Eastbay, Brand Jordan, or Sole Collector magazine in your backpack.
44. YOU KNOW ALL THE RELEASE DATES FOR JORDANS.
45. You get mad when people say Jordans are a waste of money.
46. WHEN YOU BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES YOU TAKE PICTURES OF THEM.
47. You write poems of your shoes.
48. You visit ISS and NT Forums.
49. You know what DS, OG, SMH, & MJ stands for.
50. You know when Michael Jordans birthday is.
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I don't feel like looking back ... but I think someone posted this list a few pages back.. but oh well.. LOL...
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I think being on the Jordan site on Nike talk is one of them.
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lol at these responses! i can relate to a few!
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....when you watch basketball just to peep the players sneakers.
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yea...almost every Jordan collector hates Gentry but still buys jordans....doesnt make sense
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LOL
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when u stick your feet out under the desk at school to look at your shoes.
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Originally Posted by Ima Shoe Addict8
true story just happend today... I broke out my III FLIPS since release day......
you know your a jordan head when:
"you and your girl have a big fight and the first thing she does is step on your kicks....... because she knows its going to hurt you A LOT!!!!"
shame,....... shame on you babe...
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Originally Posted by Agent0024
I had to do this up until the age of 24, then Ma Dukes just kinda gave up
ha ha ha ha ha that happened for the 9/14 package i wore old work out clothes so when i walked in the house i told her i went for a morning run and leftthe shoes in my homebois car till i saw him at work ..i have to sneak everytime.....lol..lol
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