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Chloroform.

Nothing. It has been working for my parents for 20+ years now.

I think you are the problem. Common Denominator.

Did you wash your hands after you completed both of your tasks?

wow, that's hawt

Wow.

You're missing out.

Yes.

You sent a message to a ****** eh?

When you're tired of the hand.

Midterm FTL

Unless the North invades the South, no one is going to do anything.

"$+*#%@# love smiley faces"

Save up and cop a M3.

House Centipede

Well, I'm quite upset actually. That little high didn't last long. It's like banging an ugly chick. You get so caught up in the moment that itfeels good....then you nut...then comes the shame that you banged an ugly chick... That's how I feel right now. Eeerr...It might be too late for that...

So I pull out the vaccuum cleaner to suck dude/dudette up. RIP. AND GUESS WHAT! One of dudes/ dudettes lil cuz shows up to pay respects. Now they are happily together in insect heaven.

I'm hungry. I hop off of my computer go in the bathroom to wash my hands etc. My first step in I hear a weird noise and feel a sharp sting in my foot. ^the legs were still moving on the bottom on my sock when I took that picture ^For CSI It was an accident, I feel sorry for the...

I shave once a month and cut my hair once a season.

I'm being serious. When you have provincial meets, all the track freaks would come out.