EYE have one of the GOAT franchise players on my roster. Similar to LeBron last decade, she’s good enough to carry a squad to a Finals appearance no matter who she’s playing with. Top 2 in the game. And she ain’t 2.
This whole conversation today actually reminds of another funny/similar encounter. My second to last GF’s roommate worked at Bloomberg in NYC and somehow got some courtside Knicks tickets through work. She knew I loved the NBA so she invited my girl and I to join.Tickets just happened to be adjacent to Kate Upton who I was beasting on at the time.
We exchanged numerous glances throughout the first half and during halftime there was a perfect moment where my girl and her roommate went to the bathroom at the same time Kate’s man did. Despite my girl being in the building, I took a Steph Curry/Dame Logo shot and slid into her mans seat and tried to strike up conversation. She just had the “Did this dude just did this” look on her face. It went out like Ja, man
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Funny thing is, the streets are always watching, especially courtside of the Knicks game, so the photo of her looking at me like I was insane was actually taken and posted on Yahoo Sports the next dayEveryone I know knew I was at the game so naturally they looked for pics the next day. Man. Not only was my girl up my *** about it but everyone I knew was going IN. Group texts and FB messages were on fire for like a week.I think that’s around when I deactivated my Facebook wall.
I also came back to work two days later and my co-workers literally printed out DOZENS of the photo and plastered them all around my ENTIRE cube. I gotta see if I can find it for the culture to post in here
she look better in cleavage-y clothes than she did in the actual nudes that leaked. BTWYeah like Kate's pretty but that body is terrible, I don't care how big her bitties are
storm2006
you a few years late on the relocate, but Aubrey McClendon, the Thunder owner who accidentally (?) killed himself, is Kate Upton's uncle, she been seen courtside in OKC a few times, and she did that commercial for Skullcandy with James Harden and KD. And before you ask, Kelly Crull, and last I checked she was working for the Chicago Bulls now, she is TINY, met her, she probably comes to my chest. Also, on Taylor you might just be the wrong complexion, I don't even remember why my black *** would have been watching such a show, but I remember this movie and she did in fact go out with dude and they both say they won't tell what happened after
I have never had a 5-some in my life and don’t even think I’ve seen one on video but EYE would probably drop a cool $5K/hr per head for those four yambs in a 5-some. Ground transportation and hospitality included too 
Doubt Sara would travel back to NYC anyway
Sorry Sara
I've done a fair bit, but I think I'd retire from sex if I got to experience twins. How do you top that?
Imma set up a gofundme, yall donate the money and I'll hit them up and let you know. If we reach $2,000 I'll record and post it
lawdog1
I swear I thought you were a moderator. That's why every time you like some off topic ish I be like yea we're good and sometimes toe the line. I posted a screencap of the twins but even then I was like I dont know and thought better of it. Yall just gotta use your imaginations or google 4 hands and then times it by 2 if you want 8. It can be done, but I got baby money. I'm drinking a store brand protein shake right now
Playing this in honor of you Mr.
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