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Damn, the pandemic turned Americans into West Indians

In St Lucia, no fruit is safe. You got a nice soursop or mango in your yard you been keeping your eye on, best believe your neighbor has been too. And is planning their heist

I still remember my grandmother catching our neighborhood raiding our avocado tree at 4am in the morning. She wasn't that upset, since ole boy was also her doctor.
My grandma has a mango tree in her yard in Jamaica. None of the fruit is safe especially if it the branch extends into the yard.
 
Damn, the pandemic turned Americans into West Indians

In St Lucia, no fruit is safe. You got a nice soursop or mango in your yard you been keeping your eye on, best believe your neighbor has been too. And is planning their heist

I still remember my grandmother catching our neighborhood raiding our avocado tree at 4am in the morning. She wasn't that upset, since ole boy was also her doctor.
yall got them big *** Florida avocados? I guess maybe the answer is in the name, but our store had them one day one time, was amazing. Couldnt ever find them again so your boy turned to ebay. Found a lady selling them, she sent them in the big priority flat rate box, **** arrived all guacomole. Lol your boy went into the way back machine (tumblr)

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I can't think of anything super cheap I do
Not a big fan of tipping but I still tip well
I only upgrade my phone like every 5 years
Oh I always search on Uber and Lyft simultaneously then pick the cheaper ride
I'll wear a pair of shoes until the midsole crumbles but who on this site hasn't?
That's about it. Nothing I'd say would put me on extreme cheapskates :lol:
Damn, the pandemic turned Americans into West Indians

In St Lucia, no fruit is safe. You got a nice soursop or mango in your yard you been keeping your eye on, best believe your neighbor has been too. And is planning their heist

I still remember my grandmother catching our neighborhood raiding our avocado tree at 4am in the morning. She wasn't that upset, since ole boy was also her doctor.
Everyone steals fruit in the west indies. I don't even get why people are upset when they see someone taking from their tree, like bro that tree was probably planted with a seed from a stolen fruit, I don't wanna hear it.

The way my family used to make me steal when I finally hit my growth spurt :smh:
Car brought to a full stop over a tree full of ripe fruit in someone's GATED yard :lol:
 
My parents have persimmons in the front of the house, but at least some people are nice enough to ask if we'll sell them.

My neighbor 3 doors down has a Persimmon tree. I had no idea what they were until I moved into this house and started noticing the fruit on the ground when I was out walking.:frown:
 
I can't think of anything super cheap I do
Not a big fan of tipping but I still tip well
I only upgrade my phone like every 5 years
Oh I always search on Uber and Lyft simultaneously then pick the cheaper ride
I'll wear a pair of shoes until the midsole crumbles but who on this site hasn't?
That's about it. Nothing I'd say would put me on extreme cheapskates :lol:

Everyone steals fruit in the west indies. I don't even get why people are upset when they see someone taking from their tree, like bro that tree was probably planted with a seed from a stolen fruit, I don't wanna hear it.

The way my family used to make me steal when I finally hit my growth spurt :smh:
Car brought to a full stop over a tree full of ripe fruit in someone's GATED yard :lol:
Yep, my grandmother and pops had my jumping fences as soon as they saw I could climb up a mango tree.

My dad one time boosted me over the fence of the Prime minister's residence to steal passion fruit

My grandmother one time spent weeks planning a heist of our neighbor's pumpkin patch. I was sloppy and got spotted though. They came to the house to complain, and while I hid in my room, I could hear her outside cussing them out saying how dare they accuse me. Meanwhile, she got some pumpkin soup on the fire cookin. :lol:

They got us back during plum season though
 
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My neighbor 3 doors down has a Persimmon tree. I had no idea what they were until I moved into this house and started noticing the fruit on the ground when I was out walking.:frown:
Hate when they hit the ground and become mush. :lol
 
We're arguing about something in my group chat while we're off topic.. Who is worse? West Indians who don't pork, or West Indians who don't like soup.

If you don't like soup something is wrong with you period.
 
Not a big fan of tipping but I still tip well
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Oh I always search on Uber and Lyft simultaneously then pick the cheaper ride
Do you or anyone else tip Uber/Lyft drivers? I remember when the app started it wasn’t even a thing then it was an option then all of a sudden a few years ago, tip amount automatically came up after each ride. Definitely guilted me into doing it |l
 
We're arguing about something in my group chat while we're off topic.. Who is worse? West Indians who don't pork, or West Indians who don't like soup.

If you don't like soup something is wrong with you period.
Easy, soup.

There can be religious reasons why someone might not eat pork. There is no good reason for someone to not like soup.
 
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yall got them big *** Florida avocados? I guess maybe the answer is in the name, but our store had them one day one time, was amazing. Couldnt ever find them again so your boy turned to ebay. Found a lady selling them, she sent them in the big priority flat rate box, **** arrived all guacomole. Lol your boy went into the way back machine (tumblr)

tumblr_mt8pckOEa51ra64sko1_1280.jpg
Yeah, that those are the varieties at are in Lucia.

Not really a fan but so many people go nuts for them. When a tree bears fruit, you have so much you have to give them away

They did you dirty. I got a homegirl that orders from here..... https://www.guacfarm.com/

Tad bit pricey but she said she always get them intact
 
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does betaboi stay if this never happened?

:emoji_fire: for yes
🤣 for no

KD was gone as soon as he wasnt getting credit/love he thought he would/should have

given the era he grew up in and that the warriors had won a championship in ‘15, then went 73-9 and were couple plays from winning back to back championships before he got there, i have zero clue what his legit expectations were
 
Yep, my grandmother and pops had my jumping fences as soon as they saw I could climb up a mango tree.

My dad one time boosted me over the fence of the Prime minister's residence to steal passion fruit

My grandmother one time spent weeks planning a heist of our neighbor's pumpkin patch. I was sloppy and got spotted though. They came to the house to complain and while I hid in my room, I could hear her outside cussing them out saying how dare they accuse me. Meanwhile, she got some pumpkin soup on the fire cookin. :lol:

They got us back during plum season though
My mother has a hilarious story about the time her older cousins took her to steal sugar cane in the middle of the night when she was like 6 or 7 :lol: It ends with them being chased back to the truck by a man with a machete :rofl:

She's asked me to steal HERE, IN AMERICA, IN THE BRONX.
I'm like "Mummy, I can't do that, you tryna get me killed?"
"If yuh can reach it from da fence yuh can tek it. Those are the rules"
"AMERICANS DON'T KNOW THESE RULES! I'm not going over that fence for some fruit!"
She gonna chups at me


Maam I am your ONLY son, value me more please?
 
Yeah, that those are the varieties at are in Lucia.

Not really a fan but so many people go nuts for them. When a tree bears fruit, you have so much you have to give them away

They did you dirty. I got a homegirl that orders from here..... https://www.guacfarm.com/

Tad bit pricey but she said she always get them intact
Good looks. Son as that 2021 harvest hits I'm buying. Might even cop that mango tree if they can grow in zone 7
 
Since we on it, #longshot but any of yall live in Brooklyn? Looking for an acquaintance. I got paypal or bitcoin ready
Tricia Andrews (online surname Status, hosts(ed) an online radio show/podcast/fb called 2 Minute Warning, works at Google, lives in a part of Brooklyn where she said was like 100% Jamaican and when Dwight or Devin Harria was runored to be coning the billboard was visible from her parents house, drives a blue Nissan Juke, coaches girls basketball in the morning on Saturdays, be on the subway hella early goes to the gym them work at like 530am). Inexplicably a Thunder fan despite her location, sometimes interviews local sports including NBA
players. Probably about a 6 depending in hair and makeup can +/- 2.5 though. All this info is accurate as of 2014. Just tell her D wants to know shes ok thats all
 
Since we on it, #longshot but any of yall live in Brooklyn? Looking for an acquaintance. I got paypal or bitcoin ready
Tricia Andrews (online surname Status, hosts(ed) an online radio show/podcast/fb called 2 Minute Warning, works at Google, lives in a part of Brooklyn where she said was like 100% Jamaican and when Dwight or Devin Harria was runored to be coning the billboard was visible from her parents house, drives a blue Nissan Juke, coaches girls basketball in the morning on Saturdays, be on the subway hella early goes to the gym them work at like 530am). Inexplicably a Thunder fan despite her location, sometimes interviews local sports including NBA
players. Probably about a 6 depending in hair and makeup can +/- 2.5 though. All this info is accurate as of 2014. Just tell her D wants to know shes ok thats all
Just two pages after HE posted about the creator of Silk Road getting double life + 40 years for putting a hit out on someone, my guy put out a detailed classified for the whereabouts of a yamb :rofl:
 
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