2020 Confessions: Brutal honesty Let’s hear it

[cs02132]

Someone I know once told me he beat off in traffic. I refused to believe it and he stuck with the story saying he was in a traffic jam and was barely moving and he wanted to bust a nut so he went on a site and beat it a few years ago. Dude doesn’t even have tints in his car. He also gets 0 buns so it makes it more believable

I yerked on the highway once. Was like a 3 hour road trip by my self

Idk why but I made the decision to do it just to do it though . Not like I got in that zone and couldn’t control my self, but I just decided to do it

And what happened when post nut syndrome hit you????

related to my story above, all I had was some napkins and an empty 711 plastic bag. When I was done I def sat there in silence, feeling like my avy

 

[cs02132]

Hmmm it's not necessarily a bad thing but I moved out my mom's crib finally after securing a great job and I was lying the whole way about being sad im gonna move out and its only cuz the commute's better blah blah blah.

Fact is being a child of immigrant parents is the most guilt-infused journey to adulthood ever. Expected to self-sacrifice day in and day out for the betterment of the family unit..well 2019 was a big F to all of that

Damn man truth right here

My bro moved out a few years ago and I’m going through it now. I try to explain to my friends but they don’t get it. On the other hand though I think it’s a little much when people are out of the house right at 18

A turning point for me recently was when I told my mom a childhood friend moved to Spain and her first response was “wont his parents miss him?” I was like alright yea you’re cooked

 

[whitemamba27]

everyone has beat off in the car once
set up cruise control in the far left

 

[degenerate423]

everyone has beat off in the car once
set up cruise control in the far left

Nah, don’t try to normalize that .

 

[stay lurkin]

Nah, don’t try to normalize that .

years ago on a road trip alone to cali I had on some gym shorts and gave myself the ole right there Fred while driving

was surprised that the d was that accessible while driving.

So I agree do not normalize this

 

[cs02132]

Nah, don’t try to normalize that .

Yea to be honest when I was done I def had pretty low self esteem at that moment

 

[QU!K]

per urban dictionary, heroin

The more you know ️

 

[kungfu koala]

We all ears....well eyes

Haha.
Nah I've been walking the straight and narrow. I'm good!!!

 

[Zainjal26]

wouldn’t that be your mom? Or am I trippin

Nah my sisters husband. Their both only 19 and his mom is 62 i think

 

[s-blaze]

everyone has beat off in the car once

 

[gentrification]

Never beat off in my car surprisingly

 

[kungfu koala]

Never beat off in my car surprisingly

It's called leaving your mark, my guy! Deflowering that mf! Like pissing in a soda bottle during an extended precarious commute.
Everybody got to. Everybody need to.

 

[willypete]

It's called leaving your mark, my guy! Deflowering that mf! Like pissing in a soda bottle during an extended precarious commute.
Everybody got to. Everybody need to.

No

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Lmao at the deviants in here fapping off in public spaces

 

[tr1ll]

everyone has beat off in the car once
set up cruise control in the far left

Not true

 

[tr1ll]

Lmao at the deviants in here fapping off in public spaces

But totally believe the only reason why they can get yambs is because they’re short and ugly.

 

[whitemamba27]

all im sayin is that people be havin full out sex while their tesla autopilots

 

[s-blaze]

Yes parked. In a secluded area.

Not pulling out your meat in rush hour traffic.

 

[kungfu koala]

Yes parked. In a secluded area.

Not pulling out your meat in rush hour traffic.

Word? Y'all smashed in the whip too?

 

[whitemamba27]

Yes parked. In a secluded area.

Not pulling out your meat in rush hour traffic.

nah bro, while driving, while recording, no hands on the wheel not eem watching the road

Couple filmed sex tape in driverless Tesla while it cruised down motorway

A RECKLESS couple has filmed a raunchy sex tape while speeding down a highway in a self-driving car – and admit they “wouldn’t recommend it”. Amateur US porn star Taylor Jackson, …

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[willypete]

Word? Y'all smashed in the whip too?

A few times I have, before and after I got tints

 

[TURBO UNO]

Word? Y'all smashed in the whip too?

Only at night and in quiet small streets

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Smash in the driveway and parked on the side of street

broad day back shots in window of Hilton hotel

got domed in Applebee’s parking lot after a lot of $1 jolly rancher drinks

domed in target parking lot broad day

smashed in the same lot multiple times broad day

multiple dressing rooms

get you a nice sexually repressed and unlock her deviant side


stop beating your meat in your car, you don’t want that in your newspaper obituary

 

[Guccishades]

I’m on a greyhound bus last row nighttime should I rub one out??

 

[willypete]

Alp about to end up on the registry