2021 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: Media Day...SHENANIGANS

[elpablo21]

Thread starting to look like

We outchea

 

[aepps20]

lil mans

Libs

 

[datznasty]

You should have went with Uber Black champ…….definitely would have been a better look for you and that situation at the time. Way more respectable.

storm2006 I dont know if we even have that here, or we probably do now but maybe didn't then. Taking an Uber when we both have a car seems like a waste except if going to a show downtown or something where parking and proximity would be an issue, like when me and that Ghanian specimen (also about my height to slightly taller than me) went to see Kevin Hart, in hindsight I should have Uber'd. I've never Uber'd or Lyft'd anywhere tho.

amitt5504 a-friend I had one first date. **** is pretty much undefeated and its on groupon. The downtown location is under renovations too so it's only gonna be that much better if I ever do get back out on these streets. https://www.groupon.com/deals/heyday-entertainment-3 Middle of downtown too so date can pivot to the movies, Laser tag, a number of bars and clubs, walk in the park (freesky), or I live a mile away so back to the crib. Warning though Groupon only lets you buy the same groupon 10x so you have to make another account with a different email, refer yourself (both accounts get $10), then you got 10 more. Rinse, repeat as necessary

 

[antidope]

I just got kicked out my job for not getting tested this week and it took me almost an hour to get back inside. If I have to go through this so does everyone nba players included.

 

[had pants]

 

[elpablo21]

so Myrie

Pawns might be on the counter attack

 

[EZMONEY SERVANT]

Y'all told me Lukas would be #1 by 2022 though.

in his wildest dreams luka cant even sniff KD or Brons Nikes, Giannis's either, let alone Stephs Under Armors, bet that

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Yeah, as long as you're rich and famous, you don't need to be vaccinated

 

[Based Jesus]

Yeah, as long as you're rich and famous, you don't need to be vaccinated

What underpaid stadium worker is telling KYRIE IRVING he can't sit where he wants at a basketball game?

 

[D StaXX]

5'8 & handsome with a beard checking in.
Don't think short ****** not out here pulling.
I'm married now, but I swear I never even knew I was short til college.
I always had girls of all flavors, word to my daughter.
Can't even imagine my numbers had I been 6 foot though.

 

[aepps20]

Pawns might be on the counter attack

LFGGGGGG

 

[Hank Scorpio]

What underpaid stadium worker is telling KYRIE IRVING he can't sit where he wants at a basketball game?

The same ones who told Spike Lee which elevator he cant use

 

[aepps20]

5'8 & handsome with a beard checking in.
Don't think short ****** not out here pulling.
I'm married now, but I swear I never even knew I was short til college.
I always had girls of all flavors, word to my daughter.
Can't even imagine my numbers had I been 6 foot though.

But you were also a conservative which Trumps everything.

 

[frshstunna]

What underpaid stadium worker is telling KYRIE IRVING he can't sit where he wants at a basketball game?

You know how folks can get with a lil position of power tho …Some of those arena cats think they bouncers or something, so wouldn’t be surprised

 

[lawdog1]

5'8 & handsome with a beard checking in.
Don't think short ****** not out here pulling.
I'm married now, but I swear I never even knew I was short til college.
I always had girls of all flavors, word to my daughter.
Can't even imagine my numbers had I been 6 foot though.

Team 5’8” checking in. Never really thought of myself as short either, even though I was one of the shorter dudes on all the basketball teams I played on through junior high and high school.

But in college like 3 of the dudes I hung out with the most were like 6’3”. Walked by a store window when I was with them one time and caught our reflection. And it hit me at that moment, “damn, I’m pretty short compared to these dudes”.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I’m 5’7”. I got a full head of hair. I’m handsome and I’m funny.

#nevalost

 

[nick.]

damn if you're 5'10"+ you're in the top 1% of the thread

 

[lovehateself]

5'8 & handsome with a beard checking in.
Don't think short ****** not out here pulling.
I'm married now, but I swear I never even knew I was short til college.
I always had girls of all flavors, word to my daughter.
Can't even imagine my numbers had I been 6 foot though.

Team 5’8” checking in. Never really thought of myself as short either, even though I was one of the shorter dudes on all the basketball teams I played on through junior high and high school.

But in college like 3 of the dudes I hung out with the most were like 6’3”. Walked by a store window when I was with them one time and caught our reflection. And it hit me at that moment, “damn, I’m pretty short compared to these dudes”.

I’m 5’7”. I got a full head of hair. I’m handsome and I’m funny.

#nevalost

fluid hips ?

 

[lawdog1]

fluid hips ?

Absolutely. And I may be short, but I'm not small. #Girth.

 

[BIG FISH]

Damn so most of y’all dont even hoop fr

 

[HIM]

Lots of mice in the house

 

[Mark Antony]

5'8 & handsome with a beard checking in.
Don't think short ****** not out here pulling.
I'm married now, but I swear I never even knew I was short til college.
I always had girls of all flavors, word to my daughter.
Can't even imagine my numbers had I been 6 foot though.

Same, but you're at eye level or above like 98% of people you come across so it doesn't even occur to you often. I love tall women though.

 

[elpablo21]

Damn so most of y’all dont even hoop fr

Uncoordinated Tall boyz aint messing with #Shortgang

 

[Zo gif]

5' 10"
As a hispanic im happy with that.

 

[amitt5504]

Damn so most of y’all dont even hoop fr

Hoop like a football player. AntMan status