2022 NBA Offseason Thread: Preseason kicks off; Things are fine in Los Angeles, Draymond beats the charges

[DCAllAfrican]

Would you?

Yes. In a heartbeat.

I would then enroll you in promo classes

 

[DripNick]

Method wouldn't take that Saudi money. Hijo Del Promo

 

[moe200069]

Are the Lakers’ finances in this bad a shape?

seems almost as desperate as rudy sellin flea market yeezy slides

 

[AIR J XIII]

Would Niketalk change its name to SaudiTalk for $800 million?

Like if every member was guaranteed $800 million fron the Saudi government, would yall want to change the name?

I wouldnt, I dont need $800 million.

I need, Niketalk.

$800 mil?

I’d be down for $800K

 

[smedroc]

Saudis like golf that much?

Golf is viewed as the rich mans sport.

Rich Saudi's are the ultimate flexers.

Would Niketalk change its name to SaudiTalk for $800 million?

Like if every member was guaranteed $800 million fron the Saudi government, would yall want to change the name?

I wouldnt, I dont need $800 million.

I need, Niketalk.

Gimme $80 in dogecoin and i'm rollin.

 

[tupac003]

Are the Lakers’ finances in this bad a shape?

 

[datznasty]

(A thread of LeBron's top 29 games)

Got all the LeBron's represented- masked LeBron, **** Paul Pierce LeBron, Heat LeBron, Year 19 LeBron, 1st time Cav head at the rim rookie LeBron, LeBronto, etc.)

 

[storm2006]

$800MM?

From Saudis?

Sheeeeiiitttt. I’m showing up to the NT NBA Summit in a gold plated chopper like

 

[amitt5504]

Someone give the cliff notes lol #washedszn

 

[DripNick]

(A thread of LeBron's top 29 games)

Got all the LeBron's represented- masked LeBron, **** Paul Pierce LeBron, Heat LeBron, Year 19 LeBron, 1st time head at the rim LeBron, LeBronto, etc.)

Washed bout to hurt his damn self

 

[finessence]

It's cause it messed with his wholesome "nice guy" image which was a big draw. Sometimes the mask you present to society can turn around and bite you in your ***. That's what the corporations saw when they were dealing with him. They aren't thinking from the perspective that these are regular people with problems and issues like everyone else. They just see you as a brand.

They only wanted him to be wholesome because of him being partially African American. They love tame, pacified black men in America….

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

Lebron is just Andre Iguodala if Iggy had a 99 rating.

 

[osh kosh bosh]

Mans flew them out on the cheapest coach flights he could find
Made them pay for their cabs from the airport
Won't feed some of them
One girl who had a legit life emergency asked him for a few thousand, and Tiger refused. Not because he was against helping her out, but because his general cheapness prevented him

When **** went down these women were coming out the wordwork were few days to **** on him some more.

It was like a Thotty Royal Rumble

Every time Tiger felt it was dying down, another one popped up and had him like...

When he called a presser talking about "he forgot his Buddhism", I knew they had broken him

that was another classic all money aint good money situation.
Couple chanel Bags, a business class flights, a low end rolex like an oyster perpetual,
pay for a few implants,

and maybe they would have held it down and he would have saved his marriage.
but instead he decided to be cheap

 

[finessence]

if youre rich you should treat your side pieces well.


by all accounts tiger seems to have treated his side pieces relatively poorly.

so they showed him zero loyalty when the **** hit the fan.



Derek Jeter on the other gives out gift baskets with signed baseballs and scented candles
and you've never hear a peep from any of his.

Negative. Side piece ain’t supposed get anything except throttled and kicked out

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

Never treat your side piece well, never.

Unless youre leaving your real lover.

Then treat our real lover like the side piece and the side piece like the real lover.

 

[NickFolarin]

Tiger was hitting women rated worse than most of his par scores

 

[DLF]

The Chinese literally have concentration camps for a subset of their population yet Adam Silver has his nose so far us Xi Jingpings *** and people don’t care.

Hope LIV is successful.

 

[Mark Antony]

"Measly 800 million"

I never felt so poor in my damn life until I read that

Tiger lost bags and will still get bags doe

At that stage of life I'm not signing up for new long term obligations out of my control.

 

[DripNick]

The Chinese literally have concentration camps for a subset of their population yet Adam Silver has his nose so far us Xi Jingpings *** and people don’t care.

Hope LIV is successful.

#FreeTheUyghurs

 

[Mark Antony]

if youre rich you should treat your side pieces well.


by all accounts tiger seems to have treated his side pieces relatively poorly.

so they showed him zero loyalty when the **** hit the fan.



Derek Jeter on the other gives out gift baskets with signed baseballs and scented candles
and you've never hear a peep from any of his.

That's what happens when you listen to dudes lying on p.

 

[nick.]

 

[lovehateself]

im selling all my ja stock
im out

 

[DripNick]

Tiger was hitting women rated worse than most of his par scores

His shot selection was on par with aepps20 and CJMcfly26

 

[pmatic]

Kawhi looks ready to bulldoze dudes.

 

[pums]