Been here since 1999, OG's Check In

That's right. Just remembered his username. K town hustler.
Man the general was popping back then. So was the music and sports. What happenee bros .time flies. We're getting old lol

Shout-out to Google for bringing me to the site as the #1 site when I searched for Nike in 2000
I think he was also phone check homey as well :nerd:
And I remember that beef with dom k and the real hundreds :lol:
 
Yoooo...i have no idea what happened here but 8 pages...???

I guess I’m in for a treat.
 
Officially signed up in 06 but lurked for some time before that. Stayed in the JB forum for years before ever going into the general section.

Definitely grew up on here, I remember some sad stories, but mostly a lot of laughs. Met a couple of cool dudes off here who held me down. ihust1e ihust1e with a couple of releases, and @Bee with the family and friends FTL discounts :nerd: :pimp:
 
AC Slater avy was Klavkalash or something right?

Is Dirty still a mod?
Where’s Henz0? The old NY/Philly crews from the Summits??
Where’s T Dot? He used to hype up Drake before he was Drake.

I follow DjBana on IG, she bad as ever. Lol
 
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Still remember these threads. The most random **** would just pop off on NT. :lol:
 
Still remember that disgusting brother/sister sexy dancing thread. That was crazy.
 
AC Slater avy was Klavkalash or something right?

Is Dirty still a mod?
Where’s Henz0? The old NY/Philly crews from the Summits??
Where’s T Dot? He used to hype up Drake before he was Drake.

I follow DjBana on IG, she bad as ever. Lol

Link to profile?
I mean...since this is the “where are they now” thread.

Good times on NT over the years.
Shout out to all the shorties...
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Since 06.

Some old posts I remember.

The infamous fingers pic.
Kunta kente debacle had me in tears.
The "other site" was great for flame wars.
Ninjahood's room
Ben Baller posting pics "wrestling" with NT female after NT summit
Neek wearing nutthuggers
My hat too big

Some classic lulz.
 
Officially signed up in 06 but lurked for some time before that. Stayed in the JB forum for years before ever going into the general section.

Definitely grew up on here, I remember some sad stories, but mostly a lot of laughs. Met a couple of cool dudes off here who held me down. ihust1e ihust1e with a couple of releases, and @Bee with the family and friends FTL discounts :nerd: :pimp:

Wow man. Great to hear from you. Its been ages.

I still remember our mission to get those South Beach Lebron 8s however many years ago. Great times.
 
Guess ill play.

I discovered the site in 04/05 senior year of HS. Back then my name was "High School Graduate" which was a play on Kanye's College Dropout lolol

Renamed it to iHust1e I guess in 08 bc I was about to finish college lol

Met a bunch of folks on here in real life man. Especially in Buffalo. Most user names ive forgotten but i mostly chat with them on twitter

Where @fenixconnexion. and @DYNAMICS at? :nerd:
 
Long story, but please bear with me.
My parents went away last week for their 20th wedding anniversary and left me home alone. So I've been talking to this German exchange student in myBiology class for most of the semester, and this week was perfect to make my move, since I have an empty house. I told her I was going to show her a"piece of Germany".
So yesterday I grabbed the keys to my moms Benz wagon, had some stoner dude pick me up a 6 pack of Becks, and I thought we could finish the night off with asausage tasting!
Long story short, we're in the car, the Becks is kicking in with her (I didn't drink and drive) and she says its cool to go back to my pad. In the backof my head I start flipping out. Then when I go to make a U-turn I forget that I have it in freaking reverse. I backed up into a telephone pole!!! nooooooo!!
I got blocked by a pole, Pole blocked!
I got a MEAN dent it the back, and I'm flipping out, and it kills the mood. I was in a "get in those ribs" mood, and she was in a "Take mehome" mood.
So I take it over to this oily mechanic dude I know to get an estimate today. He tells me $950 BUCKS!! I'm like Allah, Jesus, whoever, please just kill me!
So I go to my boy's house and everybody thinks its FUNNY!
This girl Casey was there, who is like the head of all the dances and
all that, says she might have an idea to help me out.
She said that our school dance team was sponsoring a HARLEM SHAKE
Contest on Monday and the GRAND PRIZE IS $1000! At first I was like Yessssssss, but then I remembered I didn't know how to Harlem Shake.
I'm determined to do whatever it takes, but the competitionis supposed to be steep. Like 100 kids signed up, and they're bussing in actual Harlemresidents to judge the contest. I need some soulquick! If I win, I can get the car fixed and cleaned up before the parental units get home next Thursday.
I just spent an hour watching my sister's copy of "Darren's Dance Grooves", and my head is spinning. I'm practicing in the mirror, but itjust looks like I'm drowning. My arms are just flapping all over the place and I almost dislocated my shoulder.
I'm also broke. My parents left me money to eat and stuff, but that's about
to run out. I spent most of it on a couple of pairs of Dunks the day they left, now all I can afford is a slice of pizza a day.
Now I hear that "Pete The Pop Lockin' Playa" and his friend "Hustlin' Hank" (yes, thats what they call themselves) were trying toget their hands on the German chick. Tonight!
GOD does my life SUCK. Shes a sweet girl and very impressionable. Now these dancer kids who run the school are probably gonna foul her before I get my shot.
This kid DJ Tanner is going to be on the wheels of steel for the Competition. I'm cool with him; he wished me luck when I saw him today. He said he'sbeen saving some of his dopes beats and freshest grooves especially for tomorrow. I want to be ready for whatever he puts on.
I can feel the funk in the blood. If dancing was a house, Poppin' Pete would be evicted!
So I get to school this morning all braided up, and there's a huge buzz about the contest tonight. People I don't even know heard about my Story andstarted wishing me luck in the hallway. So I'm in the library during my 3rd period study hall, and one of Poppin' Pete's henchmen"FunkyBrewster" (again, I'm sorry, all the kids in my school are
total douches and refuse to go by their real name) comes over and starts talking to me.
He says that Pete The Pop Lockin' Playa heard about all the junk I've been talking and wants to challenge me to a DANCE FIGHT after school BEFORE theHARLEM SHAKE CONTEST. I told him I had to practice my routine for tonight and I was totally against unsanctioned dance contests.
So now it's lunch time and I see Poppin' Pete and Hustlin' Hank making a bee line right for my table. I'm sitting there with Anna enjoying mykiwi strawberry Capri-Sun, and Pete is like, "You better get down (dance) or lay down (die). 3pm, out by the dumpsters in the parking lot. "
I couldn't back down in front of Anna so I was like "Sorry to knock your HUSTLE HANK, but it looks like your boy PETE is gonna get POPPED!"
In my head I was like, "What the hell am I getting myself into?" Word
spread around school quick.
Now it's almost 3pm, I cant find Anna, and there's no way to get out
of this. I make my way toward the dumpsters and I see this huge crowd. Its Poppin' Pete and the rest of his goonies, "Hustlin' Hank","Funky Brewster", "Willie Wiggles", and "Newman Beatbox".
I see Poppin' Pete and he's got his hands around ANNA teaching her to
do the THUNDER CLAP.
As soon as she saw me she ran over and said I didn't have to do this.
Someone could get seriously hurt or even expelled and to save all my energy for TONIGHTS CONTEST. I just said, "I danced my way into this mess, nowI'm gonna dance my way out" And tossed my Jansport to the side…
Nobody had a radio so "Newman Beatbox" said he would lay down a stone
cold groove. He sets it off with alittle "BOOM, BAP, BOOM BOOM BOOM,
BAP!"
Pete starts HARELM SHAKING. He starts with a couple rare combo's I've
never seen and he says: "SHA SHA, SHAKE, SHA SHAKE SHAKE… SHAKE
SOMETHIN'!"
His whole crew was like OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
My face goes blank . Its my turn to rock. I thought I would start it off safe with a little LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK… and then slip into the ROCKAWAY. All of asudden I freeze up, catch a cramp in my leg and hit the floor. I didn't know what the hell was happening.
Even more OOOOOOOHHHHH's now.
All of a sudden his whole crew takes advantage and jumps me! There was
this huge cloud of dust and I was at the bottom in the fetileposition. Like SIX guys just HARLEM SHAKING on top of me (pause?). Ithink one of them was doingthe RUNNING MAN too because I felt somefeet near my groin. Anna ran and got help, so the Assistant Principal ended up coming out so everybody started running.I finally got up but the damage was already done.
Im battered and brusied, and only a few hours from the HARLEM SHAKE
CONTEST! They just wanted to take me out so they can have tonights prize money all to themselves.
So anyway, I go home and get myself cleaned up after getting HARLEM
SHOOK. It wasn't pretty but I'm over it. I hope my mouth didn't write a
check my HARLEM SHAKE skills can't cash.
I put on my game face and got ready for the CONTEST. So I show up
at school and get signed in. They give me a trucker hat with my number
on it and said I was gonna be in Group 6. The gym was PACKED. Poppin'
Pete was already there gassing up the crowd by doing some unintentionally erotic dance routine with "Funky Brewster".
I just gave them my name and sat down with ANNA to wait for my group to be called. The contest gets going and I'm starting off strong. Kids are justdropping like flies. 100 turns to 80…60…40 and im still in there. The judges are like "YOU, OUT…YOU OUT!"
I'm in the TOP 20 but unfortunately so are the usual suspects, Pete, Hank and them.
I know this is the time to put my HARLEM SHAKE skills in OVERDRIVE. I
start doing all types of combos: bounce combos, hop combos, cheddar cheese pretzel combos, you name it. Anna's on the side doing herlittle offbeat GermanPolka shuffle to the music but I can feel hersupport. BOOM, 5 more people go down including FUNKY BREWSTER!
Right now my legs are crazy and I'm just rockin' steady. Its like I'm channeling Crazy Legs or something. I'm pretty much having a seizure onthe dance floor. I had to fight off one teacher from trying to stick a wallet in my mouth. He thought I was gonna swallow my tongue or something. Peoplecouldn't believe what they're seeing. IM IN THE TOP 10!
So then I go into this BUCKTOWN BOUNCE shake just trying to keep up
with POPPIN PETE and everybody else. Then alittle DIRTY BIRD shake with a smooth transition into the ROBOT. JOHNNY 5 was alive! Now a few more kids geteliminated!
The top five is me, "Willie Wiggles" "Poppin' Pete" "Newman Beatbox"
and this kid who's not part of Pete's crew "Dance Armstrong".
So I set it off with this hybrid DAME DASH dice roll shake. Im doing the shake with my left and trying to ROLL TRIPPS with my right. Im dropping invisiblesingles on the floor, blowing on my imaginary dice, all that. Its like im playing dice….with myself, right there on the dance floor. Beatbox & Wiggles getCUT!
Now it's TOP 3 and im staring to freak out. DANCE ARMSTRONG is coming
on strong and POPPIN PETE is doing his usual thing. I come out of nowhere with some Lord of The Dance type footwork comboed with a Savion Glover type tap step.It didn't faze either of them.
I see Dance Armstrong starting to slow down a little, so I decide to hit
him with the FLINTSTONE FLOP. As soon as he sees that, he just runs out of steam and hits the floor! He's OUT!
This is it, the finals! Im not a big Phil Collins fan but I can "Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight."
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord.
ME vs POPPIN PETE in the showcase showdown. The judges tell us this is gonna be a winner take all, no holds barred, sudden death shake off! We were like twogladiators in the Roman Coliseum, except instead of Swords, our weapon of choice was dance. We start going at it and the place is going absolutely bananas.
Im movin' & groovin'. Pete's shuckin' & jivin'. We're going back and forth, it's a dead heat.
I start doing this year-2019-slow-motion-ghet
to-matrix-bullet-time-shake. People couldn't believe it. Pete looked stumped. He looked at the judges and was like "Is that even legal?'
I just told him, "A real man doesn't have to say NO SLO-MO!"
The crowd was like, "OOOOOOHHHHHHH."
We keep going back and forth but I can see Pete is fazed. He's starting to get tired and his Harlem Shake looks like its drifting towards the Upper WestSide. I'm just doing a fist pump shake and a 2-step. My adrenaline is pumping and it look like Pete's legs are gonna
buckle.
I felt like SUBZERO FROM MORTAL COMBAT when I heard ANNA's sweet German accent slice through the crowd and yell: "FINISH HIM!"
I knew what had to be done. I just start shaking double-time, triple-time. The whole crowd was a huge blur; it was surreal. I slow down for a sec and look himright in the eye. The place goes silent. I just said "TIMBEEEEEERRRRR" then brushed the dirt off his shoulder.
THE KID JUST TOPPLED OVER!
I WON!
Everybody came pouring out of the bleachers and rushed me. It was INSANE. Anna couldn't stick her tongue down my throat fast enough. They ended up givingme this GIANT cardboard check for $1000. YES! I got the money, power, and finally some RESPECT.
I felt like a LOX song!

As of today Mom's Benz is officialy in the shop getting fixed, and I got $50 left over to try and buy my way into Anna's pants. CRAZIEST day of mylife, I'm still trying to recover...
 
Funny thing is some cats switched SN after the 2012 move.
But.......you can always tell who’s who if you pay attention :nerd:
 
The funniest NT stories I can remember were... The Smush Parker (Smushcalade) story and that dude who got caught smashing in the shower, slipped and cracked his ribs on the tub, then got beat up by the girls bro.

I still laugh at some of the stuff I've read on NT throughout the years...
 
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There was an NTer that had a fine *** older sister that drive a 745(back when it was hot). I know his name was Drew but idk it was drew drew :nerd:

Hows your sister doing?
 
There was an NTer that had a fine *** older sister that drive a 745(back when it was hot). I know his name was Drew but idk it was drew drew :nerd:

Hows your sister doing?

REPPED. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

This post had me dying.
I don't have a sister though, bro.

I did not expect to be brought to this thread this way. :lol:

But I am interested in knowing who you're talking about. :nerd: :lol:



-Drew
 
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