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Risk the peen for the FREE food b. No more quac sweat. Imagine all that free unlimited quac u can have. All you need to do is give her your tube steak asadaOmg, b.
I minus whale change my SN to TheGuacBandit... I'm at Chipotle right now & finessed them AGAIN for free guac.
Lowkey though, I don't think it was cause of the extra lettuce trick this time.
Homie who was serving me the guac said "Guac is going to be extra, is that ok" HELLA loud & the cashier was well w/in hearing distance.
I thought the streak was going to end right there & then I brought $8 in cash too cause my confidence was on 100 regarding my juugin' skills (still had my debit card in my pocket tho).
To my surprise, it still came out to $7.24
I've come to the conclusion that shorty was feeling me so she gave ya boy the guac for free...
Bless her heart because she's a top heavy Latina & no amount of free guac in the world would make me stick my peen in her.
3/3 the streak lives on [emoji]128588[/emoji]