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"Im not gonna Let u pull out"
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Originally Posted by lonjam82
Me: Who u hollerin at ?
Her: U
ME: Dont start it too early
Her: N3GR0W... U AINT CHRIS BROWN
Me:.... (while she was leavin out the room) Yeah call me IKE( in low voice)
Originally Posted by eNPHAN
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
but if a #$%#@ try to slip some Magic into my Johnson I'ma Larry Holmes her $!% eagerly.
that isnt nasty at all. i've heard plenty of girls say that, i've even seen it on some websitesOriginally Posted by dn590
so girl in my class told me that when guys eat hot sauce there cum taste sweet
i gave her the0::
she had boyfriend
Originally Posted by dn590
so girl in my class told me that when guys eat hot sauce there cum taste sweet
i gave her the0::
she had boyfriend
I read that in my textbook actually along with other foods you can eat that supposedly changes the taste of cum. The book was called HumanSexuality.Originally Posted by dn590
so girl in my class told me that when guys eat hot sauce there cum taste sweet
i gave her the0::
she had boyfriend
Originally Posted by awwsome
Originally Posted by MetallicNitro
Her: "Would you $^%& a girl in the @ss?"
Me: "I dunno"
Her: [2 min later] "If a girl asked you to $%^& her in the ***, would you"
Me: "Maybe"
Her" "Wanna $%^& me in the ***?"
same girl also admitted to having some personal time with a dog
man i hate that +%%+...i'm always give them the...Originally Posted by blazinjkid
When random hook-ups say "I love you" when you're having sex...
Originally Posted by Pmighty
theres nothin creepy about that. i smashed in my lil cousins room a bunch of times. dora dora bed little mermaid sheets all that. i got to get mines son oowwwwOriginally Posted by tommorello
Shorty wanted me to smash on her little brothers NASCAR bed...rofl
Originally Posted by Crispy Cream
*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
I have been there and its not cool at least your chick said you can keep yours the one i had said if i go she is gonna take mine withher.....Originally Posted by Crispy Cream
*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
Originally Posted by henz0
Not creepy just funny.. This happened last night..
Her: When we sex u gotta get butt naked
Me: Im most comfy in my boxers & tee
Her: Nah you cant wear boxers I like licking balls, cant have no distractions feel me??
Originally Posted by snaggykicks
I have been there and its not cool at least your chick said you can keep yours the one i had said if i go she is gonna take mine with her.....Originally Posted by Crispy Cream
*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
Originally Posted by Air Spider 777
"I want to run away from all of my problems, want to get married?"
And I knew this chick for 1 month. I have to go in invisible mode on AIM because of this girl. When I wasn't in invisible mode, I sign on, 2 seconds later she signs on. So then I click invisible mode and she signs off.
Originally Posted by rck2sactown
I was smashing my gf of about a month in half, about half way through we get into her favorite position.
A couple minutes into that position, as I'm making her screamshe yells out:
"I %*%+*%% LOVE YOU.......................... *awkward pause for like 5 seconds*..................when you **%+ me this way............"
and in my mind I was kinda laughing, thinking to myself "good save girl."
It was awkward (not so much creepy) because she and I are both on the same page as to not using that L word.