Creepiest thing a girl has ever said to you? Vol. VA Girls Are Nuts....

Originally Posted by ultraVIOLENTkix

"Im not gonna Let u pull out"
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o !#!%
 
Originally Posted by lonjam82

Me: Who u hollerin at ?
Her: U
ME: Dont start it too early
Her: N3GR0W... U AINT CHRIS BROWN
Me:
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.... (while she was leavin out the room) Yeah call me IKE
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( in low voice)
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i imagined hearing it with the
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expression.

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

but if a #$%#@ try to slip some Magic into my Johnson I'ma Larry Holmes her $!% eagerly.
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her: would you ever consider gettin your $$@$ pierced
P: what
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?? %%!@ No
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her: really, well i think i want you to. i want to know what it feels like
P:
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Her:will you at least consider it?
P:
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are you bein serious right now? No
 
so girl in my class told me that when guys eat hot sauce there cum taste sweet
i gave her the0::
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she had boyfriend
 
Originally Posted by dn590

so girl in my class told me that when guys eat hot sauce there cum taste sweet
i gave her the0::
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she had boyfriend
that isnt nasty at all. i've heard plenty of girls say that, i've even seen it on some websites
 
Originally Posted by dn590

so girl in my class told me that when guys eat hot sauce there cum taste sweet
i gave her the0::
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she had boyfriend
I read that in my textbook actually along with other foods you can eat that supposedly changes the taste of cum. The book was called HumanSexuality.

i gave it the
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when i glanced at it. gave it the
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when i saw it as a Question on the test
 
this one youngin said earlier this week "ill prolly have your kid, watch, itll prolly happen next year"....im wearin a condom!
 
Originally Posted by awwsome

Originally Posted by MetallicNitro

Her: "Would you $^%& a girl in the @ss?"
Me: "I dunno"
Her: [2 min later] "If a girl asked you to $%^& her in the ***, would you"
Me: "Maybe"
Her" "Wanna $%^& me in the ***?"

same girl also admitted to having some personal time with a dog
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Not creepy just funny.. This happened last night..

Her: When we sex u gotta get butt naked
Me: Im most comfy in my boxers & tee
Her: Nah you cant wear boxers I like licking balls, cant have no distractions feel me??

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Originally Posted by Pmighty

Originally Posted by tommorello

Shorty wanted me to smash on her little brothers NASCAR bed...rofl
theres nothin creepy about that. i smashed in my lil cousins room a bunch of times. dora dora bed little mermaid sheets all that. i got to get mines son oowwww
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This man has caught the wave!!!!!!!! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
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Originally Posted by Crispy Cream

*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
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Originally Posted by Crispy Cream

*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
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I have been there and its not cool at least your chick said you can keep yours the one i had said if i go she is gonna take mine withher.....
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Originally Posted by henz0

Not creepy just funny.. This happened last night..

Her: When we sex u gotta get butt naked
Me: Im most comfy in my boxers & tee
Her: Nah you cant wear boxers I like licking balls, cant have no distractions feel me??

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A Shirt for the win G
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@ "comfy"
 
"I want to run away from all of my problems, want to get married?"


And I knew this chick for 1 month. I have to go in invisible mode on AIM because of this girl. When I wasn't in invisible mode, I sign on, 2 seconds latershe signs on. So then I click invisible mode and she signs off.
 
Originally Posted by snaggykicks

Originally Posted by Crispy Cream

*after breaking up with her*
She says "That's my d*** !! Can't no other chick have it, but me"
Stay away from possessive chicks Fellas, word to "Thin Line between Love & Hate"
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I have been there and its not cool at least your chick said you can keep yours the one i had said if i go she is gonna take mine with her.....
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..My ex-girl said this,word to your thread Vol. (VA girls are nuts)..She stays in VA....
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Originally Posted by Air Spider 777

"I want to run away from all of my problems, want to get married?"


And I knew this chick for 1 month. I have to go in invisible mode on AIM because of this girl. When I wasn't in invisible mode, I sign on, 2 seconds later she signs on. So then I click invisible mode and she signs off.

I'd move to another state if I were you
 
I was smashing my gf of about a month in half, about half way through we get into her favorite position.
A couple minutes into that position, as I'm making her scream
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she yells out:
"I %*%+*%% LOVE YOU.......................... *awkward pause for like 5 seconds*..................when you **%+ me this way............"
and in my mind I was kinda laughing, thinking to myself "good save girl."
It was awkward (not so much creepy) because she and I are both on the same page as to not using that L word.
 
Originally Posted by rck2sactown

I was smashing my gf of about a month in half, about half way through we get into her favorite position.
A couple minutes into that position, as I'm making her scream
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she yells out:
"I %*%+*%% LOVE YOU.......................... *awkward pause for like 5 seconds*..................when you **%+ me this way............"
and in my mind I was kinda laughing, thinking to myself "good save girl."
It was awkward (not so much creepy) because she and I are both on the same page as to not using that L word.
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ole girl got caught slippin & tried to play if off smoothly
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