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I used to go see rated r movies when i was like 12 with my cousin

. Buy a ticket to some stupid PG movie and walk into the rated r

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I get child or senior tickets whenever I go to the movies because it's cheaper

 

[tim lincecum]

Happy birthday, chr1scross.

Enjoy your last year @ Westmoor.

I still miss it to this day.

 

[paul is on tilt]

Originally Posted by chr1scross

I can finally watch Rated-R movies

if the team was sold today, it'd be my best bday evaaaaaar

Happy birthday! Remember, you get one birthday wish. Make it count!

 

[nothingtol0se]

Originally Posted by chr1scross

I can finally watch Rated-R movies

if the team was sold today, it'd be my best bday evaaaaaar

HBD.

...enjoy your teen years.

 

[acidicality]

happy bday

 

[livemyreality]

Originally Posted by FRANCHISE 55

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

Originally Posted by LiveMyReality

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

Foyle was on chronicle live spitting THE TRUTH!!!

Dude could be a color commentator or nba analysis guy.

He could do something far greater than those jobs. This man is smart.

Next President of USA

Doesn't meet the qualifications.

Haha you beat me to it. He wasn't born in the U.S. so he cannot be president. Governor of CA?

 

[chr1scross]

thanks all

my ultimate warriors bday wish would be sjax maggette and biendrins for brandon roy and lamarcus aldridge

btw anyone else here the "young" one in their group of friends.. i swear when everyones 18/21.. i'll be a year late

 

[japanair21]

Originally Posted by chr1scross

thanks all

my ultimate warriors bday wish would be sjax maggette and biendrins for brandon roy and lamarcus aldridge

btw anyone else here the "young" one in their group of friends.. i swear when everyones 18/21.. i'll be a year late

E

Eh?

And nah, I'm the older one of my friends, but doesn't really matter, no one's above anybody.

 

[22stylez]

Here are my Predictions/trades i'd be ok with and gotta go with teams sjax wants to go with.
Stephen Jackson
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast

if he were to go to Houston i'd do this trade
Houston recieves:
Stephen Jackson = 7,650,000/4 years
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast
Warriors recieve:
Shane Battier = 6,939,200/2years
7.3 ppg, 4.8 rebs, 2.3 ast
Battier will FINALLY give us some perimeter defense and i think a combo of Battier/Maggette could really do some damage at the Foward position.
OR
Houson Recieves:
Stephen Jackson = 7,650,000/4 years
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast
Warriors Recieve:
Brian Cook = 3,500,000/1 year
2.5ppg, 1.1 rebs, 0.2 ast
Kyle Lowry = 2,034,996/1 year
7.6 ppg, 3.6 apg, 0.9 stls
James White = 825,497/1 year
funny thing about this trade is i did this on nba trade machine and warriors gain 3 wins and rockets lose 6 wins!

other good thing is warriors get expiring contracts.

if he were to go to Dallas i'd do this trade
Dallas recieves
Stephen Jackson = 7,650,000/4 years
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast
Corey Maggette = 8,937,931/4 years
18.6 ppg, 5.5 rebs, 1.8 ast
Warriors maybe recieve:
Josh Howard = 10,890,000/1 year
18 ppg, 5.1 reb, 1.6 ast
Shawne Williams = 2,416,067/1 year
2.8 ppg. 3.1 ppg. 0.1 ast
I know warriors wont be this smart to pull this trade off or dallas isn't stupid enough but maybe...JUST maybe....we get rid of two BAD contracts and getjosh howard who can help our team and maybe contribute and stay on our team or we can let him go after one season and have A LOT of cap space to sign someonebig and we also have Shawne Williams who can either contribute or get let go by the end of they end of the year ADDING to our cap space. and mark cuban canwin now by having a line up of kidd jackson maggette/marion/dirk/dampier...that is a DEADLY team for the mavs to NOT pass up on

couldnt think of a good or reasonable trade with either the cavs or the spurs

lemme know what yall think.

 

[dont be a menace]

HBD Chris.. it's today the 3rd? same day as my girl's bday then. scrambling for some random gift for her when i wake up since she likes"surprises".

 

[chr1scross]

Yup, the 3rd.

 

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Originally Posted by 22stylez


Here are my Predictions/trades i'd be ok with and gotta go with teams sjax wants to go with.
Stephen Jackson
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast

if he were to go to Houston i'd do this trade
Houston recieves:
Stephen Jackson = 7,650,000/4 years
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast
Warriors recieve:
Shane Battier = 6,939,200/2years
7.3 ppg, 4.8 rebs, 2.3 ast
Battier will FINALLY give us some perimeter defense and i think a combo of Battier/Maggette could really do some damage at the Foward position.
OR
Houson Recieves:
Stephen Jackson = 7,650,000/4 years
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast
Warriors Recieve:
Brian Cook = 3,500,000/1 year
2.5ppg, 1.1 rebs, 0.2 ast
Kyle Lowry = 2,034,996/1 year
7.6 ppg, 3.6 apg, 0.9 stls
James White = 825,497/1 year
funny thing about this trade is i did this on nba trade machine and warriors gain 3 wins and rockets lose 6 wins!

other good thing is warriors get expiring contracts.

if he were to go to Dallas i'd do this trade
Dallas recieves
Stephen Jackson = 7,650,000/4 years
20.7 ppg, 5.1 rebs, 6.5 ast
Corey Maggette = 8,937,931/4 years
18.6 ppg, 5.5 rebs, 1.8 ast
Warriors maybe recieve:
Josh Howard = 10,890,000/1 year
18 ppg, 5.1 reb, 1.6 ast
Shawne Williams = 2,416,067/1 year
2.8 ppg. 3.1 ppg. 0.1 ast
I know warriors wont be this smart to pull this trade off or dallas isn't stupid enough but maybe...JUST maybe....we get rid of two BAD contracts and get josh howard who can help our team and maybe contribute and stay on our team or we can let him go after one season and have A LOT of cap space to sign someone big and we also have Shawne Williams who can either contribute or get let go by the end of they end of the year ADDING to our cap space. and mark cuban can win now by having a line up of kidd jackson maggette/marion/dirk/dampier...that is a DEADLY team for the mavs to NOT pass up on

couldnt think of a good or reasonable trade with either the cavs or the spurs

lemme know what yall think.

None of those trades are good for the other team

. No way in hell the Rockets trade Shane Battier for Jackson.

 

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[h3]Predicted Standings for Western Conference: 2009-10[/h3]

[h3]1[/h3]​	Los Angeles Lakers	62	20	.756	65	17	.793
Our forecasters say the champion Lakers will edge the Cavs for best record in the NBA and home court throughout the playoffs, which will come in handy if we get a Kobe-LeBron showdown. That's the only close race the Lakers will be in, according to our panel, which doesn't seem too worried about potential disruptions by Ron Artest.
[h3]2[/h3]​	San Antonio Spurs	54	28	.659	54	28	.659
The aging Spurs appear to be back in business, though in fact they somehow managed 54 wins and the No. 3 seed last season before being bounced in Round 1. This time around, their hopes rest on a return to health by Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili and the additions of Richard Jefferson, Antonio McDyess and DeJuan Blair.
[h3]3[/h3]​	Portland Trail Blazers	52	30	.634	54	28	.659
Can Portland become the proverbial "team nobody wants to face" in the Western Conference playoffs? Or are they ready for true contender status? Expectations are large, as are the variables: Can Greg Oden find himself? How will Andre Miller's go-go style mesh with the walk-it-up Blazers? And who's the starting point guard, anyway?
[h3]4[/h3]​	Denver Nuggets	51	31	.622	54	28	.659
The Nuggets won't sneak up on anyone this year, and perhaps they won't need to. With largely the same roster as they had in May, Denver is counting on good health and the further development of Carmelo Anthony to stay among the West's best. If these predictions hold, they might get a playoff rematch with the Lakers.
[h3]5[/h3]​	Dallas Mavericks	50	32	.610	50	32	.610
The Mavs had a topsy-turvy summer that, according to our panel, will leave them right where they were last season: 50-32, and in the middle of the pack. They brought back Jason Kidd and acquired Shawn Marion and Drew Gooden, but lost a battle of wits with Orlando for Brandon Bass and Marcin Gortat. Expect the moves to keep coming.
[h3]6[/h3]​	Utah Jazz*	47	35	.573	48	34	.585
Utah was a trendy name a year ago, but barely rates a mention now, for a couple of reasons: The team is coming off a disappointing season, and the Carlos Boozer situation is unresolved. But the Jazz still have a potent roster led by Deron Williams, and the dark-horse label seems to fit this team as well as any other in the West.
[h3]7[/h3]​	New Orleans Hornets*	47	35	.573	49	33	.598
It was a disappointing season in New Orleans, relative to the high expectations they started with, but they still won 49 games and they still have Chris Paul. The Hornets are another of the West's "if everything breaks right" contenders, as they need Julian Wright, Ike Diogu and Hilton Armstrong to do more to justify being lottery picks.
[h3]8[/h3]​	Phoenix Suns	42	40	.512	46	36	.561
The Suns were a lottery team last season, but a good one, winning 46 despite a coaching change and an eye injury to Amare Stoudemire. Now Shaq's gone, and the speed game is back, led by Steve Nash. If Amare returns to full health, the Suns will light it up again. But will that be enough for more than 8th best in the West?
[h3]9[/h3]​	Houston Rockets	37	45	.451	53	29	.646
The Rockets were a remarkable story last season, taking the Lakers to seven games without Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady. Now Houston is in a transition year, as Yao appears out for the season and T-Mac's return is iffy. One thing does seem certain: The Rockets will scrap and claw and make every opponent's W well-earned.
[h3]10[/h3]​	Los Angeles Clippers	33	49	.402	19	63	.232
Giddy Clippers fans might not appreciate this forecast, but keep in mind: A 33-49 record would be a 14-game leap, and L.A. has been such a disheveled franchise it's going to have to prove itself to our panel. That said, some see the Clips winning as many as 50 games, thanks in large part to the arrival of Blake Griffin.
[h3]11[/h3]​	Oklahoma City Thunder	32	50	.390	23	59	.280
No West bandwagon is more crowded than OKC's, with our panel seeing the team that started 1-16 a year ago making the leap to mediocrity. Given the age of Kevin Durant (20), Russell Westbrook (20), Jeff Green (23) and newcomer James Harden (20), it's not hard to see what the excitement is about. But it will be hard to see them on TV.
[h3]12[/h3]​	Golden State Warriors	31	51	.378	29	53	.354
Golden State celebrated its crowning as Team Turmoil with another heaping helping of controversy, as putative team leader Stephen Jackson reportedly asked to be traded to a good team. The talent of such youngsters as Monta Ellis and Anthony Randolph is undeniable, but clearly our panelists just do not trust the Warriors to pull it together.
[h3]13[/h3]​	Minn. Timberwolves	26	56	.317	24	58	.293
Minnesota's noisy offseason of trades, controversial draft picks, the firing of Kevin McHale, the hiring of Kurt Rambis and a failed bid to sign Ricky Rubio is likely to be followed by a quiet season on the hardwood. The immediate future is about getting Al Jefferson healthy and seeing what youngsters Kevin Love and Jonny Flynn can do.
[h3]14[/h3]​	Memphis Grizzlies	25	57	.305	24	58	.293
The talent base is improving thanks to youngsters Rudy Gay, O.J. Mayo, Marc Gasol, Hasheem Thabeet and Mike Conley. However, the arrival of Zach Randolph, our pick for Worst Newcomer, means that chemistry will continue to be an issue in Memphis, which also has its sights set on the 34-year-old Allen Iverson. Go figure.
[h3]15[/h3]​	Sacramento Kings	21	61	.256	17	65	.207
The Kings take the honors as the NBA's worst team, both in last season's standings and this season's projections. Reasons for optimism include a return to health for Kevin Martin and the arrival of Tyreke Evans, but even that is a bit troubling, as they might end up playing the same position. Expect another long year in Sac-Town.

[th=""]CONF[/th] [th=""]TEAM[/th] [th=""]W[/th] [th=""]L[/th] [th=""]PCT[/th] [th=""]09 W[/th] [th=""]09 L[/th] [th=""]09 PCT[/th]

 

[kl9]

Sounds about right,

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[dland24]

Happy birthday Chris. Damn...to be 17 again.

And by the way Paul, that cake looks

. Are those Hershey Kisses?

 

[jrich for mvp]

Happy birthday! I'm also the young one in my group of friends. I was born really late in the year but right before the school deadline. I get

whenpeople plan on going to vegas when they're 21, but i'll still be 20.

 

[paul is on tilt]

Originally Posted by dland24

Happy birthday Chris. Damn...to be 17 again.

And by the way Paul, that cake looks

. Are those Hershey Kisses?

Would you prefer this cake instead?

 

[acidicality]

Turnin 21 in exactly 2 weeks

 

[franchise 55]

Originally Posted by Paul Is On Tilt

Originally Posted by dland24

Happy birthday Chris. Damn...to be 17 again.

And by the way Paul, that cake looks

. Are those Hershey Kisses?

Would you prefer this cake instead?

Jamal Crawford cake?

 

[paul is on tilt]

Yeah, it's Jamal Crawford. But whoever made that cake got some talent. It's a nice cake.

 

[dland24]

Thats a really nice cake. I wonder if the ball is a mini cake.

 

[lalakerfan213]

Speaking of cakes, is there a bakery better than Copenhagen in Burlingame

 

[jdmfanatic]

17? I feel so young now...

paul

 

[chr1scross]

this is my arm after all my birthday punches I got

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[paul is on tilt]

^ What the hell?!