Do you have any unpopular opinions???VOL....2

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

One of my White homies had a bachelor party in Lake Tahoe. He had the caucasity to get snippy when I wouldn't join them whitewater rafting... Knowing damn well I don't swim

 

[darthska]

Do midgets fall in that category

adding that .25 to our body count

 

[moonman818]

Midgets can be cute, but their bodies are not attractive.
Imagine telling her to get her sexy *** on this bed....
Then she waddles towards you, then uses the stepstool to hop up
I absolutely could not

I've gone as low as 4'9, but that's the cutoff for me lol

 

[spizike231]

My first long term gf was 4’11

Idk if I could go much shorter in a relationship

Smashin tho waddle that fatty over here ma

 

[mplsdunk]

I smashed a girl who was like 25% ****** I think. Short af but she was stocky.

She was built like that Abby berner chick with shorter arms. I got clowned for it because she was so short but I know all my boys would have smashed they just talk ****.

 

[spizike231]

Nah I’ll give you props for that, twin

 

[darthska]

Yeah there's no way.
I always sink to embarrassing, juvenile laughter around midgets.
I had a friend years ago that knew this and used it against me alllllll the time.
The best time was at this party. I was talking to this chick all night. My phone rings, I head outside for a few.
I go back inside, can't find ol' girl. I ask my boy if he's seen her.
He said she went outside. I'm like "I was just outside, bruh." He's says "Well there's a lot of outside! Go around the other way."
I go back outside and head around the opposite corner.
Bruh...
This chick was squatting down with her shirt covering over her knees so she was like 3 feet high and she shouts "All I want is me gold!" and starts waddling towards me.
The way I cackled.

I'm talking... I straight DIED.
Hyperventilating.
Stomach hurting.
Started crying.
Legit tears.
I remember her asking my boy "Is he... like... ok?"
I heard him tell her, "He just thinks midgets are hilarious. Always has."
It's probably the hardest I've ever laughed as an adult.

Spoiler

We smashed.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I smashed a girl who was like 25% ****** I think. Short af but she was stocky.

She was built like that Abby berner chick with shorter arms. I got clowned for it because she was so short but I know all my boys would have smashed they just talk ****.

Yea that's my point. Most dudes would. Height wouldn't disqualify anyone.

 

[mplsdunk]

Yea that's my point. Most dudes would. Height wouldn't disqualify anyone.

Tbh I only read the post directly above me.

Was it a survey if you’d smash a ******?

 

[tr1ll]

Im tired of the unassuming bad*** movie trope. Bring back the Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque action movies.

 

[fluid hips]

The British accent is overrated AF

They got different ones. Just like we got different ones(think southern, Cali, NY, Boston)

Scouse sounds terrible

 

[fluid hips]

One of my White homies had a bachelor party in Lake Tahoe. He had the caucasity to get snippy when I wouldn't join them whitewater rafting... Knowing damn well I don't swim

You ain't trust a life vest b?

 

[friscostylez]

Instead of Kerr constantly getting questions about not playing Tatum, Tatum should be getting questions on why he is such a selfish teammate. MF was probably hoping that the US would lose to Serbia the entire time.

 

[mplsdunk]

My boy is South African. English isn’t even his first language and people think he’s British.

He gets borderline offended

 

[QU!K]

I actually have a small kink for women with Aussie accents. Might get old quick though.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Im tired of the unassuming bad*** movie trope. Bring back the Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque action movies.

Good talk on this.

 

[moonman818]

I actually have a small kink for women with Aussie accents. Might get old quick though.

I used to date a baddddd chick that was studying here from Saudi Arabia.
Thick, blue eyes, but it got to a point where I couldn't stand hearing her voice when I was annoyed with her
She offered me like $40k cash to "marry" her and it upped it to $100k after I declined. She was dumb as rocks... I already know they'd be on my ***

I still think about her every now and then. Her family had long money too

 

[TSCQ]

I used to date a baddddd chick that was studying here from Saudi Arabia.
Thick, blue eyes, but it got to a point where I couldn't stand hearing her voice when I was annoyed with her
She offered me like $40k cash to "marry" her and it upped it to $100k after I declined. She was dumb as rocks... I already know they'd be on my ***

I still think about her every now and then. Her family had long money too

You still got her contact info?

 

[moonman818]

Nahhh bro

This was like like 7 or 8 years ago. Cleaned up my phone when I got married

 

[darthska]

She offered me like $40k cash to "marry" her and it upped it to $100k after I declined.

Her family had long money too

 

[spizike231]

Mans coulda been pushin a Bugatti in Saudi but instead he out here being pressured to drown in Tahoe

Also..

Were you clapping that broads cheeks “all over the cabin” yall had before or after you were married and cleaned up your phone

 

[DeadsetAce]

 

[friscostylez]

those arabs/middle eastern girls be sumthing else b


honestly speaking they might be the baddest

 

[TSCQ]

those arabs/middle eastern girls be sumthing else b


honestly speaking they might be the baddest

Especially the ones with British accents.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

those arabs/middle eastern girls be sumthing else b


honestly speaking they might be the baddest

What makes them (elite middle eastern women) badder than elite black girls?