Have you ever not enjoyed smashing?

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

A few times.

But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.

Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
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Yea y'all are right about each female having a particular smell to her "juices".  Most of the black girls ive hit dont smell bad but its a unique odor. Its been one balck and one white girl Ive hit that have smelled straight
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 like week old garbage x salmon
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 (couldnt stay erect for those, and they both had large hooters if there was any similarity)
NOW there was one +%@*!$*$% whose box tasted
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 woooo I ate that box like it was no tomorrow, and even after I rawdogged it was like a rly nice smell on my D when I went to pee after. Maybe our hormones matched well or somethin, I damn near didnt wanna take a shower after I hit
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 I guess it was that sweet nectar
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 (Im black if that matters)
 
Yea y'all are right about each female having a particular smell to her "juices".  Most of the black girls ive hit dont smell bad but its a unique odor. Its been one balck and one white girl Ive hit that have smelled straight
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 like week old garbage x salmon
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 (couldnt stay erect for those, and they both had large hooters if there was any similarity)
NOW there was one +%@*!$*$% whose box tasted
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 woooo I ate that box like it was no tomorrow, and even after I rawdogged it was like a rly nice smell on my D when I went to pee after. Maybe our hormones matched well or somethin, I damn near didnt wanna take a shower after I hit
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 I guess it was that sweet nectar
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 (Im black if that matters)
 
Originally Posted by kidUFC

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

i had this one broad in my truck... we start fooling around, and she takes her pants off and i kinda smell butt. i play it off, we keep fooling, i'm getting mouthskies, and i'm playing with her vagoo from behind with her panties on. i pull them to the side and the butt smell is stronger. now I kinda HAVE to go for it because i know this is gonna end terribly. i'm at attention, she takes her panties off and BLAMMO... i get the meanest whiff of butt EVER. it literally smells like dull SHET (say it out loud, it's more intense) and i'm trying to stay hard and not giggle at the same time. she's riding on me, and i instinctively do my move where I grip the cheeks and knead her into me and oh man, shet city. i finish, she puts her pants on and i'm driving her back to her car (we both worked at wal-mart).

next morning, my dad needs me to move my truck so he can get his car out to go to work. i'm mumbling, and i toss my mom the keys and fall back asleep. i wake up with a start 30 seconds later, put pants on, run outside and it's too late. both my parents are sniffing the inside of my truck and mumbling in Spanish to each other. they look at me frozen by the garage door and it's a standoff. my mom hands me the keys and said, "I can't do it." my dad makes me promise never to let her sit on the couch again without a pillow under her butt.

couldn't look my mom in the eye for 2 days and my dad to this day asks "whatever happened to what's her name, the one with the cute face but hadn't mastered wiping?"

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Originally Posted by kidUFC

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

i had this one broad in my truck... we start fooling around, and she takes her pants off and i kinda smell butt. i play it off, we keep fooling, i'm getting mouthskies, and i'm playing with her vagoo from behind with her panties on. i pull them to the side and the butt smell is stronger. now I kinda HAVE to go for it because i know this is gonna end terribly. i'm at attention, she takes her panties off and BLAMMO... i get the meanest whiff of butt EVER. it literally smells like dull SHET (say it out loud, it's more intense) and i'm trying to stay hard and not giggle at the same time. she's riding on me, and i instinctively do my move where I grip the cheeks and knead her into me and oh man, shet city. i finish, she puts her pants on and i'm driving her back to her car (we both worked at wal-mart).

next morning, my dad needs me to move my truck so he can get his car out to go to work. i'm mumbling, and i toss my mom the keys and fall back asleep. i wake up with a start 30 seconds later, put pants on, run outside and it's too late. both my parents are sniffing the inside of my truck and mumbling in Spanish to each other. they look at me frozen by the garage door and it's a standoff. my mom hands me the keys and said, "I can't do it." my dad makes me promise never to let her sit on the couch again without a pillow under her butt.

couldn't look my mom in the eye for 2 days and my dad to this day asks "whatever happened to what's her name, the one with the cute face but hadn't mastered wiping?"

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Originally Posted by goldenarmz97

BJ's can get boring, unless she's an effing pro, I'd rather beat...

word...I'm not going to say I HATE it, but meh.....I'd rather have the box then mouth anytime.
Mouth is cool, but to me I like the psychological aspect of it more.
 
Originally Posted by goldenarmz97

BJ's can get boring, unless she's an effing pro, I'd rather beat...

word...I'm not going to say I HATE it, but meh.....I'd rather have the box then mouth anytime.
Mouth is cool, but to me I like the psychological aspect of it more.
 
I'm white but I've been with a good amount of black chicks and I haven't really experienced the "smell" that some people talk bout, but I have friends that swear black box be smelling like death sometimes
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I'm white but I've been with a good amount of black chicks and I haven't really experienced the "smell" that some people talk bout, but I have friends that swear black box be smelling like death sometimes
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Originally Posted by kidUFC

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

i had this one broad in my truck... we start fooling around, and she takes her pants off and i kinda smell butt. i play it off, we keep fooling, i'm getting mouthskies, and i'm playing with her vagoo from behind with her panties on. i pull them to the side and the butt smell is stronger. now I kinda HAVE to go for it because i know this is gonna end terribly. i'm at attention, she takes her panties off and BLAMMO... i get the meanest whiff of butt EVER. it literally smells like dull SHET (say it out loud, it's more intense) and i'm trying to stay hard and not giggle at the same time. she's riding on me, and i instinctively do my move where I grip the cheeks and knead her into me and oh man, shet city. i finish, she puts her pants on and i'm driving her back to her car (we both worked at wal-mart).



next morning, my dad needs me to move my truck so he can get his car out to go to work. i'm mumbling, and i toss my mom the keys and fall back asleep. i wake up with a start 30 seconds later, put pants on, run outside and it's too late. both my parents are sniffing the inside of my truck and mumbling in Spanish to each other. they look at me frozen by the garage door and it's a standoff. my mom hands me the keys and said, "I can't do it." my dad makes me promise never to let her sit on the couch again without a pillow under her butt.



couldn't look my mom in the eye for 2 days and my dad to this day asks "whatever happened to what's her name, the one with the cute face but hadn't mastered wiping?"

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omg... and the word choice made it even better.
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Originally Posted by kidUFC

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

i had this one broad in my truck... we start fooling around, and she takes her pants off and i kinda smell butt. i play it off, we keep fooling, i'm getting mouthskies, and i'm playing with her vagoo from behind with her panties on. i pull them to the side and the butt smell is stronger. now I kinda HAVE to go for it because i know this is gonna end terribly. i'm at attention, she takes her panties off and BLAMMO... i get the meanest whiff of butt EVER. it literally smells like dull SHET (say it out loud, it's more intense) and i'm trying to stay hard and not giggle at the same time. she's riding on me, and i instinctively do my move where I grip the cheeks and knead her into me and oh man, shet city. i finish, she puts her pants on and i'm driving her back to her car (we both worked at wal-mart).



next morning, my dad needs me to move my truck so he can get his car out to go to work. i'm mumbling, and i toss my mom the keys and fall back asleep. i wake up with a start 30 seconds later, put pants on, run outside and it's too late. both my parents are sniffing the inside of my truck and mumbling in Spanish to each other. they look at me frozen by the garage door and it's a standoff. my mom hands me the keys and said, "I can't do it." my dad makes me promise never to let her sit on the couch again without a pillow under her butt.



couldn't look my mom in the eye for 2 days and my dad to this day asks "whatever happened to what's her name, the one with the cute face but hadn't mastered wiping?"

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omg... and the word choice made it even better.
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now that i think about it, i have not enjoyed it before.


i hate when girls just lay there and do nothing.


it was the last time i smashed a white girl too.. about 10 years ago. wow. time flies.
 
Originally Posted by NiPxD

I didnt enjoy with this 1 particular chick.

Mainly because her juice stinks.

Her box smelled fine, from the start at least. Even when it starts to moisten up...

....but as soon as I penetrate and after the first several strokes, this unbearable stench started oozing out of there.

The first time getting it in with her, I had to double check if I got at the wrong entrance. NOPE

So i doubt it was her hygiene, it must be something wrong internally. I didnt stay too long to find out tho....God i can still taste the smell whenever i went doggy...
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now i understand this. sum girls its like once u start workin that thang & they start creamin, the box starts to emit a odor
edit: another thing is, i dont understand how sum of u dudes can do anal...like wat about runnin up a chicks butthole excites u?
 
Originally Posted by NiPxD

I didnt enjoy with this 1 particular chick.

Mainly because her juice stinks.

Her box smelled fine, from the start at least. Even when it starts to moisten up...

....but as soon as I penetrate and after the first several strokes, this unbearable stench started oozing out of there.

The first time getting it in with her, I had to double check if I got at the wrong entrance. NOPE

So i doubt it was her hygiene, it must be something wrong internally. I didnt stay too long to find out tho....God i can still taste the smell whenever i went doggy...
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now i understand this. sum girls its like once u start workin that thang & they start creamin, the box starts to emit a odor
edit: another thing is, i dont understand how sum of u dudes can do anal...like wat about runnin up a chicks butthole excites u?
 
now that i think about it, i have not enjoyed it before.


i hate when girls just lay there and do nothing.


it was the last time i smashed a white girl too.. about 10 years ago. wow. time flies.
 
Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by NiPxD

I didnt enjoy with this 1 particular chick.

Mainly because her juice stinks.

Her box smelled fine, from the start at least. Even when it starts to moisten up...

....but as soon as I penetrate and after the first several strokes, this unbearable stench started oozing out of there.

The first time getting it in with her, I had to double check if I got at the wrong entrance. NOPE

So i doubt it was her hygiene, it must be something wrong internally. I didnt stay too long to find out tho....God i can still taste the smell whenever i went doggy...
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now i understand this. sum girls its like once u start workin that thang & they start creamin, the box starts to emit a odor
A chick was telling me when girls use douches and $$$% like that it messes with their ph levels and causes it to have a
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smell. That's prolly what it was, because I used to mess with a chick and I noticed it always smelled diff when she knew I was coming and like took a shower before
 
Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by NiPxD

I didnt enjoy with this 1 particular chick.

Mainly because her juice stinks.

Her box smelled fine, from the start at least. Even when it starts to moisten up...

....but as soon as I penetrate and after the first several strokes, this unbearable stench started oozing out of there.

The first time getting it in with her, I had to double check if I got at the wrong entrance. NOPE

So i doubt it was her hygiene, it must be something wrong internally. I didnt stay too long to find out tho....God i can still taste the smell whenever i went doggy...
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now i understand this. sum girls its like once u start workin that thang & they start creamin, the box starts to emit a odor
A chick was telling me when girls use douches and $$$% like that it messes with their ph levels and causes it to have a
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smell. That's prolly what it was, because I used to mess with a chick and I noticed it always smelled diff when she knew I was coming and like took a shower before
 
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1

I'm pretty sure I watched way too much porn and jerked off in my formative years cause it takes some special bop to get me to nut strictly from that.  Luckily my girl is one of those special people though
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And yes I have not enjoyed smashing.  You ever had box that smelt like you underarms after playing hours of some pick-up ball in 90 degree heat prior to not showering for  three days? Yea...


Man, @#!% is  the WORST.

Hit up shorty after watching a movie with the homies, and she invites me to this little cafe her parents own. It's after hours so it's all shut down.

We smashed before, and it was on point. We established a good FB situation so I'm feeling real good about the situation.

First she feeds me
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 Then we get down to business and proceeded to get it in on top of one of the dining tables. I was a little tipsy, so I didn't really notice it at the beginning... Then I smelt something fierce.. she doesn't seem to notice so I figure it must be something under the table or something. I move it to another part of the cafe.. smell's still there. I take a wiff of the business.. I don't know what she was doing before I came but it smelt like somebody died in her vagina 
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 after I realized it was her, I could even stay hard. I told her I left the lights on on my car or something and Dipped as fast as I could to the nearest shower. 
 
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1

I'm pretty sure I watched way too much porn and jerked off in my formative years cause it takes some special bop to get me to nut strictly from that.  Luckily my girl is one of those special people though
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And yes I have not enjoyed smashing.  You ever had box that smelt like you underarms after playing hours of some pick-up ball in 90 degree heat prior to not showering for  three days? Yea...


Man, @#!% is  the WORST.

Hit up shorty after watching a movie with the homies, and she invites me to this little cafe her parents own. It's after hours so it's all shut down.

We smashed before, and it was on point. We established a good FB situation so I'm feeling real good about the situation.

First she feeds me
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 Then we get down to business and proceeded to get it in on top of one of the dining tables. I was a little tipsy, so I didn't really notice it at the beginning... Then I smelt something fierce.. she doesn't seem to notice so I figure it must be something under the table or something. I move it to another part of the cafe.. smell's still there. I take a wiff of the business.. I don't know what she was doing before I came but it smelt like somebody died in her vagina 
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 after I realized it was her, I could even stay hard. I told her I left the lights on on my car or something and Dipped as fast as I could to the nearest shower. 
 
Originally Posted by Mr718

Had this one shorty who was good but this one day shewas crazy wack on this day. Pumping my life away, condom dried up, being silent cuz her fam is in the crib, and i faked it. Not proud of myself
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Originally Posted by Mr718

Had this one shorty who was good but this one day shewas crazy wack on this day. Pumping my life away, condom dried up, being silent cuz her fam is in the crib, and i faked it. Not proud of myself
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Nothing wrong with being a virgin OP. Anyway, i never had a smell problem, just a couple frustrated times. When the girl acts like she never @+$%%% before... bi**h you better arch that f***ing back!!!!
 
Nothing wrong with being a virgin OP. Anyway, i never had a smell problem, just a couple frustrated times. When the girl acts like she never @+$%%% before... bi**h you better arch that f***ing back!!!!
 
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

i had this one broad in my truck... we start fooling around, and she takes her pants off and i kinda smell butt. i play it off, we keep fooling, i'm getting mouthskies, and i'm playing with her vagoo from behind with her panties on. i pull them to the side and the butt smell is stronger. now I kinda HAVE to go for it because i know this is gonna end terribly. i'm at attention, she takes her panties off and BLAMMO... i get the meanest whiff of butt EVER. it literally smells like dull SHET (say it out loud, it's more intense) and i'm trying to stay hard and not giggle at the same time. she's riding on me, and i instinctively do my move where I grip the cheeks and knead her into me and oh man, shet city. i finish, she puts her pants on and i'm driving her back to her car (we both worked at wal-mart).

next morning, my dad needs me to move my truck so he can get his car out to go to work. i'm mumbling, and i toss my mom the keys and fall back asleep. i wake up with a start 30 seconds later, put pants on, run outside and it's too late. both my parents are sniffing the inside of my truck and mumbling in Spanish to each other. they look at me frozen by the garage door and it's a standoff. my mom hands me the keys and said, "I can't do it." my dad makes me promise never to let her sit on the couch again without a pillow under her butt.

couldn't look my mom in the eye for 2 days and my dad to this day asks "whatever happened to what's her name, the one with the cute face but hadn't mastered wiping?"

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I don't know how people put up with that ++*+
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Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

i had this one broad in my truck... we start fooling around, and she takes her pants off and i kinda smell butt. i play it off, we keep fooling, i'm getting mouthskies, and i'm playing with her vagoo from behind with her panties on. i pull them to the side and the butt smell is stronger. now I kinda HAVE to go for it because i know this is gonna end terribly. i'm at attention, she takes her panties off and BLAMMO... i get the meanest whiff of butt EVER. it literally smells like dull SHET (say it out loud, it's more intense) and i'm trying to stay hard and not giggle at the same time. she's riding on me, and i instinctively do my move where I grip the cheeks and knead her into me and oh man, shet city. i finish, she puts her pants on and i'm driving her back to her car (we both worked at wal-mart).

next morning, my dad needs me to move my truck so he can get his car out to go to work. i'm mumbling, and i toss my mom the keys and fall back asleep. i wake up with a start 30 seconds later, put pants on, run outside and it's too late. both my parents are sniffing the inside of my truck and mumbling in Spanish to each other. they look at me frozen by the garage door and it's a standoff. my mom hands me the keys and said, "I can't do it." my dad makes me promise never to let her sit on the couch again without a pillow under her butt.

couldn't look my mom in the eye for 2 days and my dad to this day asks "whatever happened to what's her name, the one with the cute face but hadn't mastered wiping?"

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I don't know how people put up with that ++*+
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