To update this
My uncle for Paxlovid like the day I wrote this
Took it, said his symptoms didn't progress past a cough, body aches, and sore throat. Got a little worse but nothing he couldn't manage. Said he only has a lingering cough now.
But he tested negative on a PCR taken last week
I talked to a dude this past weekend on Skype. Mans was just wearing some tighty whities, watching the Pro Bowl, eating some takeout chicken vindaloo out the containers
My aunt comes back from Florida his week, so mans is living it up until then
He told me that even though he hates big Pharma, between the vaccines, Paxlovid, and Viagra, he got nothing but love in his heart for Pfizer. They have been holding him down for decades now.
Which I found hilarious, then I realized he was alluding to having sex with my aunt, so then I was "ewww".
Either way, thank the universe for modern medicine